Stop the Presses: Man, Bored at Work!

[GrinningSlyly]

Near 30 year old male here, who has quite a bit of privacy at my job. The doldrums today have induced daydreams of squirming, purring ladies of all kinds writhing under my attentions.

Or, you know.. just making up words with someone all day: Like Fnarstifitch. We can discuss what it might mean, but there's much more tawdry and filthy things I'd prefer to discuss.


Anyway, if there is a pleasant woman who doesn't mind a lewd (more lewd-esque really (okay, filthy dirty, I'll be honest)) man who is a little odd and is up for chatting/voice/wherever things take us please do feel free to PM, it would keep me from strutting about the place with no pants on.

...unless that's what you wanted.

-Neil

 

[Snuggle Bunz]

You said you were odd,

That tripped my curiosity radar.....

Hey what does Fnarstifitch mean? I wanna know!

You'd really run around work with no pants on? I should think that would create quite the buzz....got a photo copier at work?

 

[GrinningSlyly]

Glad I tripped SOMEone's radar... and not that guy Ed down the street with the Radar gun he's always pointing at me.

Anyway yes.. we do have a copier now that you mention it. But it's in the much less private area.


...then again.

You'll just have to PM for the meaning of Fnarstifitch, those are the rules. I don't make them.... except when I do.

 

[fluffer12c]

Or, you know.. just making up words with someone all day: Like Fnarstifitch.

I see your Fnarstifitch (which, by the way, I actually found myself trying to pronounce out loud) and I raise you a Whozewhatsis

 

[GrinningSlyly]

I see your Fnarstifitch (which, by the way, I actually found myself trying to pronounce out loud) and I raise you a Whozewhatsis

Oh I see what you're trying to do, but you'll never get me to reveal my secret weapon; not in a million years.

See, I'm onto you. Next thing you know you'll be wanting me to blurt out "Plasmopsium" in a valiant effort to reveal what I have stacked in the deck. Well, that's just not going to...



awwww hell...

 

[fluffer12c]

Oh I see what you're trying to do, but you'll never get me to reveal my secret weapon; not in a million years.

See, I'm onto you. Next thing you know you'll be wanting me to blurt out "Plasmopsium" in a valiant effort to reveal what I have stacked in the deck. Well, that's just not going to...



awwww hell...

Heh. You THINK you're good but I know a Grazentrampler when I see one and you, sir, are no Grazentrampler.

Care to go another round?

 

[GrinningSlyly]

Heh. You THINK you're good but I know a Grazentrampler when I see one and you, sir, are no Grazentrampler.

Care to go another round?

Listen, Madam... you can sit here tossing about your Bandervolts and your Pandaminations until the Thonkourses come in from the prevolded matricircuses, but that will never ever made me a Grazentrampler.

If you plaenumbrum my drift.

 

[Anne08]

lmfao, I was just bored and looking around to see if anyone was on to talk to or RP with, and I ran into this...I just couldn't help myself, I had to comment. At first I saw the first post on here, and the made up word, and then the others where you bandied around more crazy made up words, and I just couldn't stop laughing when I kept reading. You guys are nuts! P (eh, but it's in a good way,lol)

 

[GrinningSlyly]

Weekend bump. Stuck in this weekend and wondering if any delightful woman might be about for some chat or phone fun?

I promise not to make up TOO many words...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Weekend bump. Stuck in this weekend and wondering if any delightful woman might be about for some chat or phone fun?

I promise not to make up TOO many words...

good luck

 

[fluffer12c]

Listen, Madam... you can sit here tossing about your Bandervolts and your Pandaminations until the Thonkourses come in from the prevolded matricircuses, but that will never ever made me a Grazentrampler.

If you plaenumbrum my drift.

The drifting has occurred and I am left feeling, frankly, frazegrangled. And it's been a while since I've felt that way.

So, may I ask nicely for you to ... do it again? Please?

 

[GrinningSlyly]

The drifting has occurred and I am left feeling, frankly, frazegrangled. And it's been a while since I've felt that way.

So, may I ask nicely for you to ... do it again? Please?

Are you implying, madam, that I should numborgate your teelplossom?

Well.. I must say...

That sounds delightful.

 

[fluffer12c]

Are you implying, madam, that I should numborgate your teelplossom?

Well.. I must say...

That sounds delightful.

Do you think we should take pictures of the aftermath and post them?

 

[GrinningSlyly]

Do you think we should take pictures of the aftermath and post them?

I would consider anything less a violation of good sense, frankly.