Somebody kick my ass?

[MaeveoSliabh]

There's a story buried in my head that won't come out. It needs a jump start.

 

[Guest]

There's a story buried in my head that won't come out. It needs a jump start.

*POUNCE*

does that help?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

*POUNCE*

does that help?

Not really.

 

[jomar]

http://www.katrinasawa.com/uploaded_images/KickButt-711202.gif

WRITE IT!!!

 

[DesertPirate]

http://www.katrinasawa.com/uploaded_images/KickButt-711202.gif

WRITE IT!!!

Damn I felt that over here

 

[Guest]

There's a story buried in my head that won't come out. It needs a jump start.

Quick questions:

What isn't it about?

What Lit category would it fit best in?

Male or female perspective?

Time frame: Present? Historical? Future?

"Quick to shag" or plotted with character development?

What story that you've read reminds you of the one buried in your cranium?

 

[jomar]

Damn I felt that over here

Just aiming to please.


Get it? Aiming? To please? See, she asked for...never mind.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Yer cute.

 

[jomar]

Yer cute.

Well, it worked for a WriMoNaNo author.

 

[TxRad]

There's a story buried in my head that won't come out. It needs a jump start.

Come over here and lay down across my lap. I think I know a way get the juices flowing.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

-sigh-

Not working. Demmit.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

There's a story buried in my head that won't come out. It needs a jump start.

Do you want a foot up the ass or a fist?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Do you want a foot up the ass or a fist?

If you're offering fists, the ass would be in the right general area. You'd miss by about a half a hair.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

If you're offering fists, the ass would be in the right general area. You'd miss by about a half a hair.

Yes, but we're not talking about your pretty cunt, we're talking about your ass. So it's either a foot or a fist. In the ass.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

But but but... I haven't been fisted in.... over TWO YEARS!! *insert big puppy dog eyes here*

 

[Trinique_Fire]

But but but... I haven't been fisted in.... over TWO YEARS!! *insert big puppy dog eyes here*

Aren't you supposed to be writing? *see hint of smile in AV*

Don't tempt me.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Aren't you supposed to be writing? *see hint of smile in AV*

Don't tempt me.

-sigh-

Evil bitch.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

-sigh-

Evil bitch.

That's Horny Evil Bitch to you.

I'll fist you later.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

On a more serious note, the best way to get writing is to do a fastwrite.

You start writing and you don't stop for punctuation or capital letters. It ends up looking like a run on sentence, but it gets the juices flowing. There is no beginning or end to a fastwrite. When you feel like you're done with it, put it aside and see if you're ready to settle down and write.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I you. Or at least lust you.

Anyway... Yeah. Those never work for me, since the thoughts bouncing around in my head are a jumble anyway. Considering doing a Q&A session with the self, to try and get some sort of cohesion to the mess that's in there. Have you ever tried it?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I you. Or at least lust you.

Anyway... Yeah. Those never work for me, since the thoughts bouncing around in my head are a jumble anyway. Considering doing a Q&A session with the self, to try and get some sort of cohesion to the mess that's in there. Have you ever tried it?

I lust you too. Like that's so hard to do...lust after you.

Nope. I can't do Q&A. Our brains must work on the opposite. When I have a jumble of thoughts, I either fastwrite to clear my head or make myself calm down and just write a simply diary entry for myself. Then I'm ready to do something...even if it's only a fragment of a story.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I lust you too. Like that's so hard to do...lust after you.

Nope. I can't do Q&A. Our brains must work on the opposite. When I have a jumble of thoughts, I either fastwrite to clear my head or make myself calm down and just write a simply diary entry for myself. Then I'm ready to do something...even if it's only a fragment of a story.

Heh... You might be surprised.

They must. Q&A tends to work just to get things categorised. It gets one thought fixed at the fore long enough to do something with it. Fastwriting and diary entries start well enough, but end up with my stopping two or three hours later with writer's cramp and pages of babblement.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Heh... You might be surprised.

They must. Q&A tends to work just to get things categorised. It gets one thought fixed at the fore long enough to do something with it. Fastwriting and diary entries start well enough, but end up with my stopping two or three hours later with writer's cramp and pages of babblement.

I probably would. In the same vein, I'm always surprised to learn when people (especially women) are lusting after me.

What about writing prompts?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I probably would. In the same vein, I'm always surprised to learn when people (especially women) are lusting after me.

What about writing prompts?

-blink- But why? You're gorgeous.

They tend to not work well. Just have to get moving, and it flows. Yanno?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

-blink- But why? You're gorgeous.

They tend to not work well. Just have to get moving, and it flows. Yanno?

Certain people think so, but only one person has me convinced that she really thinks that of me.