Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

Kick you out?

I think not. Let me show you to the intimate little stage over here. Need anything? More scotch? Some olive oil?

Psst: Hey Homburg, go stand at the door and start asking for a cover charge. Whaddya think, $15? We can donate it to the Humane Society.

bj

 

[The_Fool]

Tonight is going to be another Bushmill's Black Bush night. I have certainly acquired a taste for that Irish. My second bottle of this poison.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Tonight is going to be another Bushmill's Black Bush night. I have certainly acquired a taste for that Irish. My second bottle of this poison.

Pretty fond of the Irish myself. Particularly their stout.

**extremely bad joke follows**

true story: two days ago, my irish buddy Peter was painting his kitchen blue. His dogs were helping. Mayhem ensued, and half a bucket of smurf-blue paint went everywhere. Mostly on him. Because of the schedule that afternoon, he had to go out and run errands still covered with paint.

I suggested that he had been wode hard and put away wet.

**end of extremely bad joke**

welcome, Fool. We have a live floor show going on at the moment for the benefit of the Humane Society. Care to make a donation?

And here's your first glass of the Irish. lemme know if I can get you anything else.


like some opera glasses.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Did you hear a snigger?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Did you hear a snigger?

That's an awful enough pun I expected groans, if anything. If it weren't a true story I wouldn't even have bothered.

what are you doing wandering around in that outfit? You'll catch your death. Better get back on stage with Smitty so he can keep you warm.

Besides, the dough is rolling in for the animal shelter. You're behaving badly for a good cause.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ooops wasnt at your joke lol I was carrying on (excuse the pun) the former conversation ... I didnt see your post till afterwards lol

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ooops wasnt at your joke lol I was carrying on (excuse the pun) the former conversation ... I didnt see your post till afterwards lol

Nobody would snigger at those, baby. More like spontaneous applause.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

Did you hear a snigger?

Yes... well hmmm... where did all these people come from?

Better get back on stage with Smitty so he can keep you warm.

Listen to Beej now honey, you know she has only your best interests at heart...

Beej -- I want 25%...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I heard they were doing body checks on the door ...... all the men seemed to be packin (is that the right word?) ohhhhhhh do you know I am sure that was a diff hand applying oil

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yes... well hmmm... where did all these people come from?



Listen to Beej now honey, you know she has only your best interests at heart...

Beej -- I want 25%...

25%? We're donating this to charity. For the puppies and kitties to stay warm and well fed while they're in jail. No skimming!

(if you knew me in "real life lol" you'd know this is almost exactly what I do in my spare time - behave badly in bars for charitable causes. You're part of a noble tradition at the moment)

However, I'll personally give you $10 and donate another $50 in your name if you let me put a collar on you... woof woof.

I heard they were doing body checks on the door ...... all the men seemed to be packin (is that the right word?) ohhhhhhh do you know I am sure that was a diff hand applying oil

Packin' indeed.

and I think that was my hand. you missed a spot.

and you missed right here too... lemme just... get that for ya...

bj

 

[Homburg]

*Stands at the door*
*Looks imposing*
*Shakes down people for money*

"Think of the puppies. Think of the kittens. Think... of the floor show."

 

[The_Fool]

New Humane Society facility going up in my neighborhood.

My SO teases the boys that all our money is going to the Humane Society when she dies. Okay, not entirely untrue. Just a stretch.

 

[RhymeSmith]

25%? We're donating this to charity. For the puppies and kitties to stay warm and well fed while they're in jail. No skimming!
and I think

(Darn!) Well... OK...

However, I'll personally give you $10 and donate another $50 in your name if you let me put a collar on you... woof woof.

Beej... I usually hold the leash when I'm involved in a collaring...

that was my hand. you missed a spot.

and you missed right here too... lemme just... get that for ya...

(Darn again!) guess my part of this show's over... oh well... where's that Laphroaig...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*Stands at the door*
*Looks imposing*
*Shakes down people for money*

"Think of the puppies. Think of the kittens. Think... of the floor show."

Hi HatBoy! Say, you're good at this. Wish you were around for the actual real fundraisers we do. You'd be a big hit.

free sushi for volunteers.

(Darn!) Well... OK...


Beej... I usually hold the leash when I'm involved in a collaring...

Yeah, well, me too.

Now see, this is why I'm so good at this. Here's what we do:

We put out two coffee cans, one with your name, one with mine. The one with the most donated money in it within half an hour is the one who gets collared.

nice, huh? work for you?

(Darn again!) guess my part of this show's over... oh well... where's that Laphroaig...

Hardly, darlin'. I have drinks to serve, and if we raise another $250 in the next 15 minutes Hommie has volunteered to tie me up and flog me.

Here's about four fingers of Laphroaig. How bout I recruit this cute lil' wench over here to hold it for you? You're going to be busy. And covered with olive oil.

and possibly collared. Let's see what the votes look like...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

$250 here!! oops I keep sliding off laps someone made a good job of the botty oiling

 

[Angeline]

New Humane Society facility going up in my neighborhood.

My SO teases the boys that all our money is going to the Humane Society when she dies. Okay, not entirely untrue. Just a stretch.

You have good taste in wimmens.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Heyyyyyyyy I dont think she meant these puppies needed a home ....

 

[Homburg]

Hi HatBoy! Say, you're good at this. Wish you were around for the actual real fundraisers we do. You'd be a big hit.

I can be persuasive.

Hardly, darlin'. I have drinks to serve, and if we raise another $250 in the next 15 minutes Hommie has volunteered to tie me up and flog me.

The things I do for charity :caning:

and possibly collared. Let's see what the votes look like...

bj

Damn. I'm not sure if I'd rather see bijou in a collar, or bijou applying a collar. I can't decide which is more appealling.

 

[Homburg]

There is so much awesomeness in this model of record publication that I had to share it here. Where better to talk about an artist getting her groove on in a creative way than here?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The things I do for charity :caning:

See, this is the beauty of the sorts of fund-raising we do around here. It's stuff that people would do anyway, given even vague social permission and the right context, and they can do them knowing that they're serving a very good cause.

you would totally be doing this anyway.

Damn. I'm not sure if I'd rather see bijou in a collar, or bijou applying a collar. I can't decide which is more appealling.

I love contests like this. Either way, I definitely win. Everybody does.

I actually have to skate extra early tonight. I have a a thing. But I do hope the wrasslin and charitable activities go on long into the night. If you need it, there's another unopened vat of extra virgin olive oil in back. That oughta be plenty for both wrasslin' and bad jokes.

UYS, that wasn't my hand this time. And I'm not sayin' whose it was.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

We put out two coffee cans, one with your name, one with mine. The one with the most donated money in it within half an hour is the one who gets collared.

nice, huh? work for you?

Well... I suppose, in the interest of good sportsmanship and animal welfare... I just know I'm gonna regret this...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Rest you head just here ... no over a bit yes there mmmmm .. till you have to perform

 

[Homburg]

See, this is the beauty of the sorts of fund-raising we do around here. It's stuff that people would do anyway, given even vague social permission and the right context, and they can do them knowing that they're serving a very good cause.

you would totally be doing this anyway.

Why, yes, I would. Quite readily.

I love contests like this. Either way, I definitely win. Everybody does.

I actually have to skate extra early tonight. I have a a thing. But I do hope the wrasslin and charitable activities go on long into the night. If you need it, there's another unopened vat of extra virgin olive oil in back. That oughta be plenty for both wrasslin' and bad jokes.

UYS, that wasn't my hand this time. And I'm not sayin' whose it was.

bj

Why do I get the feeling that "Either way, I definitely win" is one of the guiding principles in negotiation for you?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Have you brought your rope?

 

[Homburg]

Have you brought your rope?

Silly question. I always bring rope.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/HomburgHat/rope/randomphotos007a.jpg

And, while we're talking of ropes and collars, here is a collusion of both, wraped round the neck of my gal, viv. Here is a view more clear.