the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

*sprints nekkid through the BDSM forums, playing relaxing harp music, scattering valium and M&M's like confetti, pouring chammomile tea*

*giggles* *Grabs a valium and a cup of tea and runs off.*
 
I had a sudden idea for a fun S&M scene:

1. String up a poor, hapless victim by her wrists to an A-frame.
2. Pull out a cat-o-nine (or implement of your choice, a violet wand might work well too)
3. Attack said poor, hapless victimn with implement of torture (or was that pleasure? I get confused)
4. Continue until poor, hapless victim can answer this very important question:

"What is a food that starts with the letter i and goes well in my Cheese, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich?"

No answer? *smack*
 
I had a sudden idea for a fun S&M scene:

1. String up a poor, hapless victim by her wrists to an A-frame.
2. Pull out a cat-o-nine (or implement of your choice, a violet wand might work well too)
3. Attack said poor, hapless victimn with implement of torture (or was that pleasure? I get confused)
4. Continue until poor, hapless victim can answer this very important question:

"What is a food that starts with the letter i and goes well in my Cheese, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich?"

No answer? *smack*


LOL :D What is a food that starts with "i" and goes well in your cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwich? - Drinking and sleepy...dont' feel like thinking too much.;)
 
LOL :D What is a food that starts with "i" and goes well in your cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwich? - Drinking and sleepy...dont' feel like thinking too much.;)

*smack* Wrong answer!

Do you think I'd be asking if I knew the answer? That's what makes it fun! So far the best I've been able to come up with is Cheese, Lettuce (Iceberg) and Tomato sandwich.
 
*smack* Wrong answer!

Do you think I'd be asking if I knew the answer? That's what makes it fun! So far the best I've been able to come up with is Cheese, Lettuce (Iceberg) and Tomato sandwich.


Hey! Watch that! LOL

I know all I could think of was iceberg, but you already mentioned lettuce. I bet the Iron chefs could come up with something exotic.

Oh I know what about icanhascheezburger? Some meat in your sandwhich perhaps?:rolleyes: Does this count?
 
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Damn, I have to go grocery shopping and I don't feel like it...oh well, can't put it off any longer as it has already been postponed twice in the last 2 days...the cats are demanding their favourite food and a certain Master is almost out of coffee!!:mad:

Catalina:catroar:
 
Damn, I have to go grocery shopping and I don't feel like it...oh well, can't put it off any longer as it has already been postponed twice in the last 2 days...the cats are demanding their favourite food and a certain Master is almost out of coffee!!:mad:

Catalina:catroar:

Somehow I think the Master will be less demanding about his coffee than then cats will be about their dinner! :cattail:
 
Somehow I think the Master will be less demanding about his coffee than then cats will be about their dinner! :cattail:


LOL, they're about even. The cats have been glaring at us all weekend because we have been doing inappropriate things in front of them. Have you ever been in the middle of something really hot to look up and see a cat staring at you with such a look of disgust on it's face it spoils the whole moment?!! I swear, they can have the most expressive faces, and damned brats, even if we get control ourselves they still glare at us for hours with faces full of disapproval!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:
 
LOL, they're about even. The cats have been glaring at us all weekend because we have been doing inappropriate things in front of them. Have you ever been in the middle of something really hot to look up and see a cat staring at you with such a look of disgust on it's face it spoils the whole moment?!! I swear, they can have the most expressive faces, and damned brats, even if we get control ourselves they still glare at us for hours with faces full of disapproval!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:

Oh yeah! Zelda has this look! Ms. T and I were, um, cuddling on the sofa last week and Zelda wanders in from the kitchen. She gives us her really dirty look that says "I realize you're only human but must you ALWAYS be in heat?!?"
 
LOL, they're about even. The cats have been glaring at us all weekend because we have been doing inappropriate things in front of them. Have you ever been in the middle of something really hot to look up and see a cat staring at you with such a look of disgust on it's face it spoils the whole moment?!! I swear, they can have the most expressive faces, and damned brats, even if we get control ourselves they still glare at us for hours with faces full of disapproval!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:


Malin and I still talk about the time that Cinder, our big gray boy, crawled onto my stomach while Malin was going down on me and positioned himself in such a manner as to glare at Malin while he was ... busy. Malin looked up and about 2 inches from his face were a pair of yellow eyes saying, "What ARE you doing?"
 
LOL, see, cats are taking over the world and our lives and we don't even notice because they wear thos cute, fluffy suits as a disguise!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:
 
LOL, see, cats are taking over the world and our lives and we don't even notice because they wear thos cute, fluffy suits as a disguise!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:

I JUST told Fred that it the level of cuteness he exhibits is unfair and unjust. He meowed and I just said, "Yes Fred" and left the room.
 
Okay, time to go curl up with my kittehs, a bottle of gin, a red pen and a stack of essays. If I don't drop by before tomorrow night, send the Mounties in. (I like the really tall ones please. :cattail:)
 
LOL, they're about even. The cats have been glaring at us all weekend because we have been doing inappropriate things in front of them. Have you ever been in the middle of something really hot to look up and see a cat staring at you with such a look of disgust on it's face it spoils the whole moment?!! I swear, they can have the most expressive faces, and damned brats, even if we get control ourselves they still glare at us for hours with faces full of disapproval!!:eek:

Catalina:catroar:
Oh yes. Charlie, the older (and smarter) one gives me this disapproving, disguted look when he catches me nekkid doing the dirty with someone. Totally spoils the moment.

Rex, the younger one with learning disability, tends to look at me with confusion rather than disapproving disgust. Also disturbing.

And like yours, they will keep looking at me that way for hours after everybody has put their clothes on.
 
Stop the Damn Judgements Already ....

I just read this news article tonight and it absolutely astounds me. The headline of the article specifically mentions masochistic sex.

What? Is masochism a crime? Is there something wrong with it? I really wish people would STFU. Grrrrrr! :mad:
 
I find myself wondering why people have negative issues with someone showing their tits in a chatroom, but when others post many pics in this or other forums (and sometimes elsewhere on the net), showing tits and much more to a potentially much wider audience (of which 99% will click and save on their PC) it is felt that is OK, even praiseworthy? Just seems to me to be a bit of a contradiction, especially in cases where the pics are posted by the person posing for them and without any compulsion except their own. Why is it wrong, bad judgement or crazy to do so in a chatroom (which from my understanding shows who is there and viewing), but not on a forum or other net site where there is no way of knowing who and how many are seeing and saving them?:confused:

Catalina:catroar:
 
Cat, I don't care how much you beg, I am not showing my tits. Get over it, move on. :devil:
 
I just read this news article tonight and it absolutely astounds me. The headline of the article specifically mentions masochistic sex.

What? Is masochism a crime? Is there something wrong with it? I really wish people would STFU. Grrrrrr! :mad:

Every time I see any version of that article it makes me want to punch someone.
 
But honey, you know I want to see that and so much more...after all, you're a Kiwi so we're practically family.:D

Catalina:catroar:

Weeeellll... I can show you the robin, and maybe the finches and if you beg ever so nicely, I'll even show you my parakeet. But not the tits!
 
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