Advice?

I should mention that I have a grand total of $.23 in my wallet right now.

...No wait! $.28! sweet. :D
 
I should mention that I have a grand total of $.23 in my wallet right now.

...No wait! $.28! sweet. :D
So? Be honest. Tell her you're broke, but interested. Perhaps she can suggest something.
 
I should mention that I have a grand total of $.23 in my wallet right now.

...No wait! $.28! sweet. :D

Crap! Check the sofa cushions, coat pockets, under the seats in the car, your neighbor's pockets- turn them upside down if you have to and dump out their pockets- raid the cookie jar fund, start picking up change on the sidewalks, give blood, donate sperm...

Where there's a will, there's a way!

Love is on the line here, man!

Okay, so all of that but your neighbor's pockets. They will probably get a little testy about that. :rolleyes:
 
Crap! Check the sofa cushions, coat pockets, under the seats in the car, your neighbor's pockets- turn them upside down if you have to and dump out their pockets- raid the cookie jar fund, start picking up change on the sidewalks, give blood, donate sperm...

Where there's a will, there's a way!

Love is on the line here, man!

Okay, so all of that but your neighbor's pockets. They will probably get a little testy about that. :rolleyes:

Check the sofa cushions I don't think this one would work for him, maybe in the student lounge at school. I seem to remember a guy doing that at college.
coat pockets Doesn't work for me very often.
under the seats in the car Damn good place to look!
your neighbor's pockets, turn them upside down if you have to and dump out their pockets- Only if he wants to end up in jail.
raid the cookie jar fund What's that?
start picking up change on the sidewalks A good idea
give blood Um, for money? Really?
donate sperm Men are so lucky.
 
Me too, I love a happy ending and all.

I have to laugh every time I see someone check the coin return on a pay phone (who uses those anymore?) and when people push the return coin button on soda machines, but I've also seen money in their hand sometimes when they walk away.

Get a Western Union windfall from parent :D
find a store that swaps used game cartridges and turn in some old ones you never play anymore (I know you can't part with them, so how about old cds?)
help old ladies across the street or carry their groceries, then charge them a small fee :eek:


Damn, man, I'm really rackin' my brain here. Let us know how it goes. ;)
 
If you dig her even a bit, just go ahead and nut-up and ask her out. Make it super casual, if you don't have the scratch--make it a proper cup of coffee thing and borrow five bucks from a buddy. Or, if you have the means, go for the movie and put together twenty.

But, sheesh, man. Don't put it off. Just take charge of the mojo, throw it out there that ya'll could do something for a couple hours and get to know each other--and leave when you're ahead.
 
oh and one more thing, the most romantic, most sincere, the one move that every woman, EVERY WOMAN absolutely goes crazy for...

Kik in her dor and cam in her faz. ;)
 
Fortunately I'll get a little money this week from my private students. :) It's a week where I have two students instead of just one (I meet one of them every week and the second every other week). Yay. :)

And thanks everyone for the advice, support and chuckles. :) I appreciate it.
 
I like the idea of meeting at a gaming place, even if its just to look around. Talk about what games you guys each own-starts the convo flowing.

Do you have access to an oven? Bake some cookies, if you don't bake, ask a girl or guy at school that you know that does and see if they would bake you a dozen. Making sure you ask 'the girl' what her favourite cookies are. When you are done at the gaming place take her for a walk or picinic, buy two hot drinks and sit and eat the cookies- almost a free date!

Good luck!
C
 
Of course, she must still pass the Transformer quiz.
I concur. Sorry, Trom, but we can't let you date this girl until you've proven to us that she's Transformer worthy. It's for your own good, lad. You're too sexy and innocent to be allowed out with a lady who doesn't meet our strict requirements.

So if you' haven't already, give her the Transformer test and get the results back to us ASAP!
 
(Sigh) Is there nothing to report? Anything? Are you on the phone with her now???
 
Yeesh! Scary. I want it to be a girl. Don't you think the dating service might have a clue if the date had an outie instead of an innie when it was probably mentioned in the preferences category, right?

BTW, can I take the Transformers quiz? Can I please?
 
Hey Trom, how are things going with the sci-fi miss?

Let us know whats going on!!
C:kiss:
 
Are you sure it's a girl? I recommend you set up a phone call.
Oh. good point. Do you speak from experience here? ;)

This absence could be very good or very bad. Either they met up, hit it off, and he's been playing video games with her for the last two days (and, one hopes, other games as well), or she wasn't a girl, and Trom was shanghied and sold into white slavery. :devil:
 
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