You are the most fucked up group of ppl I have ever known.

Thank you, Betticus. My alts and I wondered if you'd ever realize how fucked up we are.
 
Hmmm...and I was feeling pretty un-fucked up until you posted.

Off to dig up some meds....

Wait! I don't take meds.

Oh, except for that one..... :devil:
 
I am never fucked up.

When I am on top, I am fucking down... well, kinda forward and down actually.

And when I am on the bottom, I am fucking up, not fucked up (which is past tense and grammatically incorrect for the action appertaining thereto).

Well, okay... there was that 24 hour period after my open heart surgery when I was totally fucked up, but that was some crazy ass drugs, man, and I didn't administer them at all. And I did NOT agree to get married then and if I did it was under the influence of drugs and doesn't count as informed consent. Of course that doesn't make the later, official, proposal invalid so I am still engaged...

Then there was that time we played Dark Confrontation all weekend and me and my buddy BD went toe-to-toe with the liquor cabinet and I drank that 6'4" ex Green Beret (and myself) into oblivion and beyond!

And then there was that time at Frank's house for his going away party...

And... Nevahmind! :rolleyes:
 
Do you take Discover card?

Is this a formal group?

Can anyone join?

How much are the dues?

Annual or a one time charge?

Do we get membership cards?

Once a member can I get a discount at my local Kink shop.
(Man these toys are expensive!)
:D
 
No badges or membership cards but all of you are welcome to help yourself to a nice warm cookie.

There is a tray of fresh brownies too.

It's all over in kiten69's corner, right over there ------------------->
 
*goes over and gets a cookie before gracie finds them... *

Thanks Bett!
 
*Steps cautiously into the room, scurries over to the corner, grabs a brownie and flees*
 
Good, Lesson time!

It would be you getting the spanking.


Kushiels Toy enters the room grabs a cookie, (thank you) and sits down to watch the spanking commence.

She thinks: “finally, I can see a Master at work!” :cattail:
 
Kushiels Toy enters the room grabs a cookie, (thank you) and sits down to watch the spanking commence.

She thinks: “finally, I can see a Master at work!” :cattail:

He probably just thought that I was the pic in my av. In essence, he just asked to spank my lil girl.
 
There is a tray of fresh brownies too.

It's all over in kiten69's corner, right over there ------------------->

I am not fucked up. . .and quit telling people where to find the brownies!:mad:
 
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