Words that should be porn words

[lisa123414]

"Hush child, don't weep."

"But his noggin, Mama... it's scarcely big enough to mark a furrow."

"Is that what saddens you child of my voluptuous oyster. Remember the old proverb, A ploughman's noggin is only as good as his ability to turn the furrow before planting the seed"

"I told him that at breakfast. We were talking about horticulture... the season is right. I thought I might slip it in while he worked the horses"

"And what did he answer my slippery pearl?"

"He said, 'You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.'

"I think you need to change the battery of your babblefish."

My babblefish is splayed across my diatribe. I cannot bear it!

 

[lisa123414]

Penelope strode down the hallway where she encountered Lady Sedgewick.

"I see you have Cedric's pentacles," she said admiringly.

"I tired of his constant preturbation so I removed them," Penelope replied. "He can find another way to confabulate and he doesn't need me."

"Care to see my new dilatory then?"

"Only if we can both organza with it," Penelope replied with a grin.

“Organza, toile, plaid, its all good darling,” replied Lady Sedgewick.

“Ahhhh,” replied Penelope. “Yes, yes, its just a matter of the whereabouts of your tadpoles.”

(More Sher and agent 99, I say!)

 

[shereads]

She was aware of his proclivities, and wondered if he'd let her touch them.

 

[shereads]

Maurice has a particular penchant for anal intercourse. Most men make do with one, dual-purpose penchant.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Maurice has a particular penchant for anal intercourse. Most men make do with one, dual-purpose penchant.

Reminds me of the time Maurice lost his penchant for butt-fucking. By coincidence, he found it in his drawer, under the organza he was saving for a special ruffle.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

"Quickly, Holmes!" I ejaculated. "The miscreant is escaping--and with Lord Bailiwick's puffery!"

"Now, now, my dear Watson," Holmes replied rather testily as he continued to stroke his condundrum, "might I suggest that you obviate yourself? I have matters well in hand."

"But, Holmes--Lord Bailiwick is still attached to his puffery!"

"Ah! No doubt he intends to gesticulate Lord Bailiwick's puffery in the voluptuary...and Lord Bailiwick wih it!" Relinquishing his condundrum, Holmes paused only to adjust the set of his binnacles before firmly seizing his fracas. Turning to me, he said fervently, "Let us hope that we are not too late to save Lord Bailiwick's puffery from being gaggled!"

"Ehh--Holmes. Your conundrum?"

He glanced downward. "Quite right, Watson. I should be quite perplexed without my conundrum."

 

[shereads]

encomium

"Esther was thrilled by Luis' spirited encomium."

 

[lisa123414]

"Penelope," breathed Lady Sedgewick, "has there ever been a better reason for becoming a thespian? The glamour, the adoration, all aspects appeal."

Penelope pondered the implications.

 

[shereads]

confluence

 

[Trinique_Fire]

He stroked her silken nebula with the throbbing tip of his credenza.

My mother has a credenza.

 

[shereads]

My mother has a credenza.

Can it be surgically removed?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Can it be surgically removed?

She'd have to have it surgically lowered out her bedroom window by a crane.