Killer Story Names

[GratefulFred]

This thread is for all those non-brand name authors tired of low view scores because simply put if you had that one great attention grabbing story name you'd knock 'em dead. True the trolls would nail you anyways, but the view count would be grand.

Here's a few good or bad ones. Please feel free to add your own better or worse. Any style is ok.

Clitoris Clinton and the Chocolate Cum Campaign
Prophet Muhammed and the Bubblegum Bakeoff
One Billion Facials by Tommorrow!

 

[Carnevil9]

Here's a few. Anyone is welcome to use them.

• The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
• Flatutory Rape
• The Giant Rat of Sumatra
• Debbie Does Duluth
• Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-Fuck

 

[Fantasies_only]

This thread is for all those non-brand name authors tired of low view scores because simply put if you had that one great attention grabbing story name you'd knock 'em dead. True the trolls would nail you anyways, but the view count would be grand.

Here's a few good or bad ones. Please feel free to add your own better or worse. Any style is ok.

Clitoris Clinton and the Chocolate Cum Campaign
Prophet Muhammed and the Bubblegum Bakeoff
One Billion Facials by Tommorrow!

Clitoris Clinton and the Chocolate Cum Campaign
This story assumes Hillary Clinton has won or will win the presidency, and she is following in her husband's footsteps by having an affair with Oprah Winfrey (and Tyra Banks at nude protest).

 

[Fantasies_only]

Here's a few. Anyone is welcome to use them.

• Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-Fuck

The fair use doctrine doesn't include copyrighted names used without permission.
Things like Star Trek spoofs must gain the Rodenberry company permission.
Defimation of character is also a serious offense.

 

[GratefulFred]

The fair use doctrine doesn't include copyrighted names used without permission.
Things like Star Trek spoofs must gain the Rodenberry company permission.
Defimation of character is also a serious offense.

Carney and I are shivering now waiting for the lawmen to smash through our doors. I see them now paddling on their row boats accross the mediteranean. I'm gonna burry my bong. Carney, you got an escape plan?

There's a G rated version of Debbie does Dallas floating around the internet. The movie got editted down to about 5 seconds but it was a trip! Betcha the feds are after them too.

If anyone save that terminal Fantasies wishes to contribute anti up.

 

[NanashiKuro]

Enter, the Lawman!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/75/RMoloneyToadfish.jpg

 

[Carnevil9]

The fair use doctrine doesn't include copyrighted names used without permission.
Things like Star Trek spoofs must gain the Rodenberry company permission.
Defimation of character is also a serious offense.

You are wrong. And, if I may be so bold to add, you are an IDIOT. Parodies are protected. Lighten up, Francis.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

Copyright expires (with one notable exception) seventy years after the death of the author, so:

Great Expectorations
The Sexy Wives of Windsor
Cunterbury Tails
The Dykess of Malfi
To My Boy Mistress
Maria Smartin, Or The Murder Of The Red Bum
The Decline And Fall Of Ancient Romans



While the list of punning titles cannot, by definition, be endless, it certainly can have a lot of entries.

(With grateful thanks to Dickens, Shakespeare, Chaucer, Webster, Donne, Anon, and Gibbon.)

 

[mjl2010]

Harry Potter: The Secret Trysts of Harry Ron and Hermione. (Did you really think nothing was going on there?)

Star Trek: The search for Sex (Kirk makes it with a Romulin Raider)

Star Trek: The search for Sex 2 (Spock does Uhura in the transporter room)

Debbie Does Hillary (After Bill, she went lesbian)

Hillary Does the White House (After Debbie, she went bisexual)

Battlestar Fracking Galactica (Starbuck finally fracks the Admiral)

 

[Fantasies_only]

Star Trek: The search for Sex (Kirk makes it with a Romulin Raider)

Star Trek: The search for Sex 2 (Spock does Uhura in the transporter room)

Your Star Trek titles are real porn movies.

 

[Carnevil9]

Battlestar Fracking Galactica (Starbuck finally fracks the Admiral)

I always thought "Battlestar Erotica" would be a great title.

 

[mjl2010]

Your Star Trek titles are real porn movies.

And your point is?

 

[mjl2010]

I always thought "Battlestar Erotica" would be a great title.

No stealing the name for my new website until it's up and running.

 

[GratefulFred]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fantasies_only
Your Star Trek titles are real porn movies.

And your point is?

He has no point not even a little stub. However if you do measure in nanometers he's barely on the charts.

Here's a few more must read killer erotica titles...

True confessions of an 18 year old virgin hooker

Ceiling Sex: Untold Erotic stories during the Poisiden Adventure

The 80 year old virgin (an F.O. autobiographical flick)

 

[Oblimo]

The fair use doctrine doesn't include copyrighted names used without permission.

Perhaps because you cannot copyright a name?

Defamation of character is also a serious offense.

Not against fictional characters, I'm afraid. Although that's a great set-up for a celebrity sex-fic: after the cease and desist does not deter our writerly hero, s/he gets an email directly from the celebrity, "Stop writing porn about me! It's freaking me out. It's like your inside my head and it turns me on too much! So just stop or I'll sue? Also, your phone number pls."

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Here's a few more must read killer erotica titles...


True confessions of an 18 year old virgin hooker

I've had an idea in the works called Confessions of a Teenage Cock Whore.

I just don't know if I should make it literal confessions, at a church, or maybe a diary thing...

 

[Lalah]

If it's actual conession at church I'm sold already.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

If it's actual confession at church I'm sold already.

Something to think about then. Have you ever checked out Sirhugs' Sex in Church Story Idea thread?

 

[Fantasies_only]

Perhaps because you cannot copyright a name?

Judge Throws Out 'Harry Potter' Copyright Suit
The judge sided with Rowlling, who incidentally has a copyright on the name Harry Potter.

Not against fictional characters, I'm afraid. Although that's a great set-up for a celebrity sex-fic: after the cease and desist does not deter our writerly hero, s/he gets an email directly from the celebrity, "Stop writing porn about me! It's freaking me out. It's like your inside my head and it turns me on too much! So just stop or I'll sue? Also, your phone number pls."

Hackers sued for tinkering with Xbox games
The suit began as game code that was being moddified and distributed without consent, but the main goal was to stop users from creating nude skins as Itagaki has specified time and time again.
If you look in the first quote it says "We believe it is our duty to uphold the integrity of our work."
Although I (and many others) believe a game series built around sexuality and beach games that include barely there outfits, could have a naked option in it already.
Sort of like Playboy: The Mansion.

 

[GratefulFred]

How's these title...

Fantasies Island - (A happy retreat for pedophiles breaking probation. What appears to be a happy retreat becomes deadly as the host starts lecturing them about copyright infringement causing many of the pedophiles to hang themselves)

Law and Order - F.O. - (Police investigate anal retentive wannabee lawyers accussed of thread bashing and lawyers get high reading the comedy)

Anyways getting back to the discussion, bedtime's idea...

"Confessions of a teenage cock whore" what about

"True confessions of a teenage megacock sucking whore"?

Just a thought.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

Perhaps because you cannot copyright a name?

Of course you can copyright a name, except that it is called trademark rather than copyright. Which makes me wonder whether the complete failure on the sex olympics might be described as having a micro-soft prick?

 

[Shendude]

Bottled Orgasms.

A World Gone Maid.

Fried Wantons.

America's Most Wanton.

New World Whore-der

Depraved New World.

An Orfice-whore and a Genitalman.

The Last Sex Act.

Bitchcraft.

Charge For Cervixes Entered.

The Virgin, the Virago, and the Vixen.