English Lady
Erotic English Rose
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Tea and Cakes anyone? 
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No, no come back, no crying allowed.
I'd love tea and cake![]()
well, okay then *sniffs*
I like you.
*pours tea, offers plate of cakes*
I say, your roses are coming along smashingly.
Join us for tea next Sunday at the vicarage?
Well, fuck you fuckers. I'm going to bed if no one will appreciate my tea and cakes and niceness.
*cries*
I like you too
Aren't you adorable in this av![]()
Tea and Cakes anyone?![]()
That isn't very nice, EnglishLady.
: pulls up chair, delicately chooses a jam tart:
Earl Grey, please, no milk, two sugars.
yes please
although can I change to coffee ?
I know, you must excuse my impassioned outburst, it was so very uncouth of me.
*pours tea*
there you go, the sugar bowl is just in the centre of the table.
I would love to have a cup of tea with you - and I see you are in excellent company - just as long as we don't have to talk about abortions.
How are you?
May I join in? I would love some friendly company for a while.
I will even volunteer some freshly baked cookies for the occasion.
ooooh, cookies.
Of course you're very welcome, pull up a chair![]()
*tuts*
There's always one but I'm a good host, so coffee it is.
*pours*
Would you like a cake, too?
I would love a cake, but I too would like coffee instead.
Quite delicious. Our conversation, though, is lacking. Are we to speak of civilised matters, or do we instantly degenerate into arguments about the benefits of ATM and watersports. Apparently, these are some of the hot topics among the rest of the board.
while you have been reading this thread your car has been stolen.
Fir enough *pours* help yourself to cake
let's keep it civilised. How's the weather in your parts? it was brisk and windy here all day.
'Ello'ello'ello...what's all this then?!
while you have been reading this thread your car has been stolen.
Why thank you, I shall immediately.
Here are some chocolate chip cookies, still a little warm in the center, I do hope you enjoy them. And may I say, that is a lovely AV?
I would love some tea, while you are pouring.
yes please !!
thank you very much !!