Jacking-Off Log

[save_marla]

Bend over and spread it, you useless little fuckhole.

Oh baby, sweet-talk'll get you everywhere...

 

[MechaBlade]

Oh baby, sweet-talk'll get you everywhere...

Hopefully in your asshole, at the very least.

 

[save_marla]

Hopefully in your asshole, at the very least.

First stop!

 

[MechaBlade]

First stop!

Straight to the point. I like it. I am a businessman.

 

[Luk]

I had very sweet phone sex last night. And jerked it. Does that count for this thread?

 

[pinkladyzz11]

I had very sweet phone sex last night. And jerked it. Does that count for this thread?

"very sweet phone sex" is practically breaking new territiory on this thread. Does it count? Certainly!

 

[rosco rathbone]

If this is just a psychological outlash, can it be cured? Should it? Doesn't it lend creditability to those who say we're all sick and had messed up childhoods?

All I know is, if you subtracted the sum total of all the bitterness, sexual rage, frustration, self-loathing and spite and didn't allow me my defense mechanisms; I'd have the psychosexuality of a cuddly bunny or a rainbow unicorn.

I'm sick and I had a messed-up childhood and, with all due respect, who cares about the rest of you? I don't give a fuck about the public name of the perverse community, as far as I'm concerned, keep sex evil and make all perverts walk the plank.

 

[Saint Peter]

...
I'm sick and I had a messed-up childhood...

Really?

 

[Batch]

phone sex counts


multiple times.

*sly grin*

 

[rosco rathbone]

Phone sex is borderline.

 

[Saint Peter]

phone sex counts


multiple times.

*sly grin*

I thought you were abstaining with me!

Do I stand alone now??

 

[Batch]

I thought you were abstaining with me!

Do I stand alone now??

You said, masturbate!

masturbate, frequently and with gusto!

 

[Saint Peter]

You said, masturbate!

masturbate, frequently and with gusto!

I told you to conserve your seed!

 

[Batch]

Like the cheese you stand alone.

 

[Batch]

I told you to conserve your seed!

You said it would help my hand, to masturbate

and LO!

my hand feels almost normal now.

 

[Saint Peter]

You said it would help my hand, to masturbate

and LO!

my hand feels almost normal now.

I am very happy to hear that. And I did tell you to play with yourself for therapeutic gains. I cannot tell a lie.

 

[Batch]

I am very happy to hear that. And I did tell you to play with yourself for therapeutic gains. I cannot tell a lie.

The vibrator you blessed has been an absolute godsend.

So I have been mastubating like a fiend

several times today, in fact.

 

[Collette]

Really?

Really.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/collette_mtb/rainbowunicorns--copyright_lisa_-1.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Really.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/collette_mtb/rainbowunicorns--copyright_lisa_-1.jpg

That will be a sticker on a hard hat very soon.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I have a mister peanut, but a rainbow brite would be even cooler.

 

[tortoise]

A Rainbow Brite with a top hat and monocle.

 

[stirbird]

keep sex evil and make all perverts walk the plank.

If all the perverts walked the plank, then who would you fuck?

(thinks about it)

NM!

 

[Batch]

A Rainbow Brite with a top hat and monocle.

and a walking stick.

 

[Hester]

You're jacking to the bible? Dude, that is so NOT right.

the very definition of perversion.

 

[cjh]

You're jacking to the bible? Dude, that is so NOT right.

pffft.

it's all about onan.