Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

U got the eyes of a poet, baby.

bj

Vous aussi. Et la coeur.

 

[tungtied2u]

Vous aussi. Et la coeur.

You know what it does to me when you speak French....

to quote and old Family friend)

 

[Angeline]

You know what it does to me when you speak French....

to quote and old Family friend)

Yes, my darling Gomez, I do.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/Morticia_adams_origional.jpg/200px-Morticia_adams_origional.jpg

 

[Homburg]

Ever just tried to look really evil? Maybe that would produce something more like innocence.

another LOL

I have a scowl picture. I won't post it here though. It would cause the kitten pic links to burst into flames.

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I just thought I'd look back at you. Lol.

And I've been looking at both of you for quite some time, rawr.

*waggles eyebrows*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Thought I would have a look too!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yes, my darling Gomez, I do.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/Morticia_adams_origional.jpg/200px-Morticia_adams_origional.jpg

*giggle* Yay!

You have rather a perfect nose and browline as well. Very classic.

I have a scowl picture. I won't post it here though. It would cause the kitten pic links to burst into flames.

I do not find that difficult to believe.

And I've been looking at both of you for quite some time, rawr.

*waggles eyebrows*

Those are some significant eyebrows to be wagglin', there. Those eyebrows could start their own advice column, I bet...

Thought I would have a look too!

Aww. You're adorable!

*pinching your cheeks*
*no, the ones on your face.*

So.

It's Tuesday. Among other things, leg humping day. This week I thought I'd open it up a bit - any nominations for the Underappreciated, Underrewarded, Underestimated, Underpaid or Underrated contributors around here?

The menu today is based on some studying I've been doing on the sexual rites of the HIndu and Tibetan Tantrics (of all things.) There are five "courses" which are translated in a number of different ways, but most agree that if they are interpreted as actual food, they are meat, wine, fish, 'sweetmeats' or 'bread' and something Quite Untranslatable. The bread offering was often a sort of sesame pastry, with honey and other aphrodisiacs, and was occasionally made with hemp (*gasp*).

So today I thought I'd serve:

KC Strip or filet mignon with bearnaise, sweet potatoes with bacon and brown sugar, and fresh asparagus
Salmon en Croute with lemon butter
A selection of excellent wine from the cellar
Orange and raisin scones with orange butter
um... Brownies....
and Something Quite Untranslatable.

(looking up how to say "welcome" in Sanskrit)

bj

 

[Homburg]

I do not find that difficult to believe.

Especially most people interpret my av as scowling when it is basically a neutral expression for me. I usually wear glasses. Couldn't keep them on without inducing major glare from the flash.

Those are some significant eyebrows to be wagglin', there. Those eyebrows could start their own advice column, I bet...

I doubt it would be as much fun as the current offering (which has thankfully gone quiet =P)

The menu today is based on some studying I've been doing on the sexual rites of the HIndu and Tibetan Tantrics (of all things.) There are five "courses" which are translated in a number of different ways, but most agree that if they are interpreted as actual food, they are meat, wine, fish, 'sweetmeats' or 'bread' and something Quite Untranslatable. The bread offering was often a sort of sesame pastry, with honey and other aphrodisiacs, and was occasionally made with hemp (*gasp*).

Something untranslatable might well be a fruit/yogurt dish. Common.

I thought I'd serve:

KC Strip or filet mignon with bearnaise, sweet potatoes with bacon and brown sugar, and fresh asparagus
Salmon en Croute with lemon butter
A selection of excellent wine from the cellar
Orange and raisin scones with orange butter
um... Brownies....
and Something Quite Untranslatable.

(looking up how to say "welcome" in Sanskrit)

bj

KC strip sounds particularly attractive. Particularly. I prefer a nice, lean cut.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Something untranslatable might well be a fruit/yogurt dish. Common.

*giggling madly* I lied. It's not untranslatable.
It's just shocking.

But for you, dear: an actual fruit dish.
or of course there's this. I believe that's actually challah holding the hat in place, so there's your bread group...

KC strip sounds particularly attractive. Particularly. I prefer a nice, lean cut.

I'll assume you want it rare, Eyebrow Boy?

That thread won't be dead for long if I have anything to say about it. I'm in the cult, remember?

bj

 

[Homburg]

*giggling madly* I lied. It's not untranslatable.
It's just shocking.

Dishonest minx!

But for you, dear: an actual fruit dish.
or of course there's this. I believe that's actually challah holding the hat in place, so there's your bread group...

Thank you. I'll sample a bit of both.

I'll assume you want it rare, Eyebrow Boy?

Rare is good. I like the juices.

That thread won't be dead for long if I have anything to say about it. I'm in the cult, remember?

bj

Right now, I don't mind. Not feeling terribly funny at the moment. Ugh.

 

[Shankara20]

and fresh asparagus

roasted red bell peppers make a lovely garnish

just sayin` to help you keep Homburg happy and well fed

 

[unpredictablebijou]

roasted red bell peppers make a lovely garnish

just sayin` to help you keep Homburg happy and well fed

True - red and orange vegetables assist in the production of yang.

*sounds of sauteeing and chanting*

and for you, Shanka-sama, how about some sushi.


And for dessert, well, here's who I'd be all about this week.

I'm pretty sure that's whipped cream...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sigh I havent had my bottom pinched since .........

 

[Shankara20]

True - red and orange vegetables assist in the production of yang.

*sounds of sauteeing and chanting*

and for you, Shanka-sama, how about some sushi.


And for dessert, well, here's who I'd be all about this week.

I'm pretty sure that's whipped cream...

bj

wasabi could be a problem with that sushi

and I think I have whipped my cream more that once in my lifetime with that dessert

 

[WomanPariah]

sigh I havent had my bottom pinched since .........

bu....ock
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is that working for ya?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Dishonest minx!

Thank you. I'll sample a bit of both.

"Both" is pretty much always my default choice with anything.

wasabi could be a problem with that sushi

and I think I have whipped my cream more that once in my lifetime with that dessert

I heard a wasabi story once that I will NOT share. It's pretty much like you'd expect.

I believe my cream has been whipped in similar ways... if you know what I mean.

bu....ock
....tt


is that working for ya?

*laughing, clapping hands* o well done!

bj

 

[Homburg]

roasted red bell peppers make a lovely garnish

just sayin` to help you keep Homburg happy and well fed

I really, honestly, am ALL about some roasted red peppers. Seriously. My mouth waters just thinking about tasty roasted red pepper goodness.

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True - red and orange vegetables assist in the production of yang.

*sounds of sauteeing and chanting*

Why am I not surprised?

and for you, Shanka-sama, how about some sushi.

Let me get my chopsticks. Taking it with fingers is a no-no.

And for dessert, well, here's who I'd be all about this week.

I'm pretty sure that's whipped cream...

bj

Here is your whipped cream, served beside a lovely sfogliatelle.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/HomburgHat/LorenandMansfield1.jpg

Methinks the sfogliatelle and cream are not working well together.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/HomburgHat/LorenandMansfield2.jpg

(So much hotness in that photo *fans self*)

 

[Shankara20]

I heard a wasabi story once that I will NOT share. It's pretty much like you'd expect.

someone placed some wasabi on a hidden little pucker place of mine one time when I was tied up, but such talk is not needed around an eating establishment

I believe my cream has been whipped in similar ways... if you know what I mean.




*laughing, clapping hands* o well done!

bj

well done indeed,

but never never well done my KC strip - rare please with a little black pepper...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well, that's the outward appearance. But that could be lust on Gina's face.

It would be that on mine...

Here ya go, Hommie. Share it with Him, if you know what I mean.

and big piece of meat for Papa Shank, if you know what I mean.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Well, that's the outward appearance. But that could be lust on Gina's face.

It would be that on mine...

Darlin, you know that the only way they would be working together properly in my estimation is if the cream were on the pastry. Or perhaps the pasrty was on/in the cream. I'm not picky.

I would, however, sell a kidney to watch that.

Here ya go, Hommie. Share it with Him, if you know what I mean.

bj

RAWR.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Alright, I admit I'm not doing my job today. I'm fucking around on line.

But here's our theme song for today.


And there's an addition to the menu. I'd like to set it down on some cranky customer's table and say, 'There: there's your fucking vegetables.'

lol.

bj

 

[Homburg]

I never really 'got' Morrissey.

I 'get' those veggies though.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I never really 'got' Morrissey.

I 'get' those veggies though.

It's important to get several servings every day.

Few people really get Morrissey. I find him hilarious. It's kinda like those shar-pei dogs, the ones with all the wrinkles. They're just damn funny.

I think the key line is "I like you cause I'm not right in the head."

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

bu....ock
....tt


is that working for ya?

I see my tits have gone south

 

[WomanPariah]

I see my tits have gone south

No, don't be daft. But your ock is sticking out.


Uh-oh.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That started spreading round about the same time the tits went south