3 cardinal rules

[Untamed_Tygress]

Ok, i'm gonna do something completely out of character & make a serious thread for a change.

I bring you...
THE THREE CARDINAL RULES FOR DEALING WITH A TYGRESS


1. I expect ALL animals to be treated with respect at all times whether they are predator or prey.

That means that if i ever ask someone to give food or water to leftover mice & they refuse to because "they are disgusting smelly creatures" or cuz "they are eventually just gonna end up in my snake's bellies" they should prepare to be screamed at!


2. Dont bother asking me to address you as "Sir" or "Master." I call people by name & will continue to do so! Plus "Sir" is what you call the man near the cash register as you're handing him his change!


3. Never try to change me! Learn to love me for who i am or move along!


Now what are your 3 rules?

Edit: Oops, forgot an important one!

4. If you're a woman please dont try to pursue me just because your bf, husband,or Master thinks it would be hot!

You wouldn't believe how many times i've had that happen so far!

 

[EmpressFi]

1) To be with me, one must realize that I'm with Malin, that I love Malin and will always love with Malin.

2) No cruelty of animals. My cats have to love you. You dont have to like them, but dont be mean to them.

3) Treat me with respect. I might be a submissive, I might even be YOUR submissive, but there's a difference between that and treating me like dirt. If that's how you want to treat your submissive that's fine

 

[HottieMama]

1. Don't tell me how to parent my sons. If i am nothing else in any given day, i am an excellent mom.

2. Realize that i am a very affectionate person. Snuggling, kissing, and just simple touches are necessary for me.

3. i don't need anyone to FIX me, but i do appreciate someone who is just willing to listen. In one way or another, i have always felt "alone," and it's nice to know that someone cares.

 

[00Syd]

1. You HAVE to have a sense of humor. Anyone who takes everything seriously probably won't get along with me too well.

2. Must enjoy snuggling.

3. I need intelligent conversation. Be prepared for the occasional debate.

There are some other hard rules but I'm pretty sure those are top on the list.

 

[DeservingBitch]

1. It's about me, not you.

2. Your husband/boyfriend/lover/master/bio-dick holder can't watch. Exception will be made for any accessory Netzach wishes to adorn herself with.

3. Your femme quotient must be lower than mine.

Being smart, cute, and having a great ass are not included in the 'rules', as they are prerequisites for anything beyond friendship.

 

[ecstaticsub]

1. I will always be honest with you, and I expect the same. Never, ever lie to me.

2. Shower, brush your teeth and wear clean clothes.

3. Never give me a surprise birthday party or any other surprise party where I am the guest of honor. I don't need to know how you plan on us spending the weekend together, or even who I will spend the weekend with. I can even be a "party favor", just not the guest of honor.

 

[doveofserenity]

1. I am a human being first, then a submissive. Treat me with the respect that deserves.

2. I raise my children, because I know them. Don't try to tell me how to raise them.

3. Don't lie to me, ever. And I won't lie to you.

Well, you said only 3; but there is a 4th. I need to feel loved, cherished and needed; if you expect the same or better.

 

[intothewoods]

To get serious with someone? As in potential candidate to marry?

1. Must be Jewish, or willing to live in a Jewish home.

2. No men who have kids they don't or rarely see.

3. Mature and responsible, including financial responsibility (note: I don't mean rich).

4. (sorry) Shared values. We don't have to agree on everything, but it's not gonna work out if you love W.

I'm sorry if this sounds harsh. It's not meant to be. It's just my way of saving myself a lot of heartache and, well, time.

 

[Netzach]

1. Tip. Treat people in the down-position to you socially like gold. Win over old ladies.

2. Have to be in the Kinsey middle, and a low-drama sexual sharer. No matter how understanding a straight boy or how patient a total lesbian you think you are it's not going to work.

3. Make me happy. Get your kicks making my kicks happen.

 

[Netzach]

1. It's about me, not you.

2. Your husband/boyfriend/lover/master/bio-dick holder can't watch.

3. Your femme quotient must be lower than mine.

Being smart, cute, and having a great ass are not included in the 'rules', as they are prerequisites for anything beyond friendship.

So my daydream of tag-teaming M while he's dressed are in vain? Or can I just hood him up, then he can't "watch."
Cruel cruel world.

 

[DeservingBitch]

So my daydream of tag-teaming M while he's dressed are in vain? Or can I just hood him up, then he can't "watch."
Cruel cruel world.

See edited version.

 

[Netzach]

Awwwwwww.

Awwwwwww.

fluffy bunny emoticon.

You're so sweet.

That sticking point of it being about me might be a problem, but I think we could flip coins for it.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Awwwwwww.

Awwwwwww.

fluffy bunny emoticon.

You're so sweet.

That sticking point of it being about me might be a problem, but I think we could flip coins for it.

Dude, I thought we were going to bitchslap each other for the position?

 

[BiBunny]

Dude, I thought we were going to bitchslap each other for the position?

I just wanna stand in between y'all if y'all do this, so I can be bitch-slapped by both of you. Thanks.

 

[DeservingBitch]

I just wanna stand in between y'all if y'all do this, so I can be bitch-slapped by both of you. Thanks.

OK by me. Netz?

 

[sexycaz22]

1. If you can make me laugh, I will be hooked!

2. If you are willing to learn BSL, then we can build up a budding casual relationship!

3. If you are willing to let me share you with someone, or let me get my kicks by allowing me to switch (unless I am the Domme in this relationship, then that's a different story! ) then we might be heading for a serious relationship.

 

[intothewoods]

I just wanna stand in between y'all if y'all do this, so I can be bitch-slapped by both of you. Thanks.

Um, can I watch? I don't have a bio-dick. I mean, last time I checked and all.

 

[BiBunny]

Um, can I watch? I don't have a bio-dick. I mean, last time I checked and all.

No complaints here.

 

[YourCaptor]

For a relationship

1. I make the rules
2. You obey the rules
3. If you have any problem, physical, physiological, psychological, etc, you have to tell me.

Now sign here
Initial here, and here
Sign here once more

Now hand over your mind, body and soul.

 

[Netzach]

Dude, I thought we were going to bitchslap each other for the position?

Oh I thought it was to get hot.

Anyway, looks like Bunny's volunteering to lessen any ambiguity. I'll send M out with some guy on a date or something and we can tag team her instead.

While itw watches.

I don't know if she gets to do hands-free watching though. *chuckle*

 

[DeservingBitch]

Oh I thought it was to get hot.

Anyway, looks like Bunny's volunteering to lessen any ambiguity. I'll send M out with some guy on a date or something and we can tag team her instead.

While itw watches.

I don't know if she gets to do hands-free watching though. *chuckle*

Sounds like a plan.

 

[FurryFury]

1.) Be as honest with me as you are with yourself. If that's not good enough I'll know it.

2.) Be nice or at least neutral to animals.

3.) Respect yourself and others.

 

[madetotakeit]

For friends...

1. Be as honest with me as I am with you, sometimes to the point which some may feel as confrontational but isn't.

2. Be intelligent. I have a mind and like to use it. I want someone who is intelligent enough to have opinions and not afraid to voice them...on many topics. I never want to have a predictable conversation on the same topics over and over.

3. Be loyal. I'm loyal to a fault and if you can't appreciate then either learn to or refer to #1 and move on. If I commit, that is it. I expect the same.

For Commitment...

1. Fill all of the requirements for being a friend.

2. Appreciate me. Let me know that you care. Romance is not underrated. The little things and the words do have meaning. I do this and need it returned to feel secure.

3. Accept and support all sides of me. The one that needs to be held, the one that needs to be taken, the one that needs to make love,the one that needs to nurture, the one that needs to vent, the stubborn one, the naive one, and the one who needs alone time to appreciate even more the time together.

 

[Untamed_Tygress]

Wow, great response madetotakeit! Ty to everyone who answered so far!

 

[intothewoods]

Oh I thought it was to get hot.

Anyway, looks like Bunny's volunteering to lessen any ambiguity. I'll send M out with some guy on a date or something and we can tag team her instead.

While itw watches.

I don't know if she gets to do hands-free watching though. *chuckle*

If you're not hands free, you get a pricey ticket around here. Ohh, you meant...my bad.