Right to Keep and Bear Dildoes Upheld

[Roxanne Appleby]

Conservative 5th Circuit rules Sex Toys protected like Guns

Ilya Shapiro of The Cato Blog reports: This week, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, which is based in New Orleans and covers Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi, struck down a Texas statute that criminalized the promotion and sale of sex toys. The Fifth Circuit thus became the first and only jurisdiction in the country to recognize the individual right to bear both arms (in the 2001 case of U.S. v. Emerson) and dildoes.

 

[lisa123414]

*Wondering just how big a Bear dildo would be*

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

3,

What comes to mind reading this is a perverted version of the NRA slogan -

Dildos don't kill people. People kill people.

 

[3113]

Dildos don't kill people. People kill people.

Dildos don't give people orgasms, people give people orgasms?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

All I can think of is Vella's old job.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Why am I getting a visual of pink uniformed soldiers rampaging all over Afganistan with throbbing dildos giving orgasms to bhurka clad moslem women?

But on the serious side, this is a direct result of the moronic law passed a year ago by the Texas State Legislature that limited people to owning five dildos to be used for "educational purposes only." I wondered how long it would take for that one to be overturned.

 

[lisa123414]

But on the serious side, this is a direct result of the moronic law passed a year ago by the Texas State Legislature that limited people to owning five dildos to be used for "educational purposes only." I wondered how long it would take for that one to be overturned.

You made that one up right?

*wondering what I could teach someone using five dildos....*

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You made that one up right?

*wondering what I could teach someone using five dildos....*

Hell no I didn't make that up. It's really true. The part I liked about the law the best was you could own all the butt plugs you want because they didn't care what you stuck up your ass.

Edit: Look here --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU

 

[Guest]

All I can think of is Vella's old job.

LOL
when i found out about this, i was wondering if people at the "other" job are now allowed to say the word vibrator.

i think i'll make a visit.

im not overly fond of flesh tone toys but now that i dont have to worry about being locked up over my collection, i can heave, moan and cry out a sigh of relief.

 

[Lalah]

Just watched the video. Check out 00:54. Dildo for law enforcement purpose!? I'm not sure if I want to know more about that or not...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

LOL
when i found out about this, i was wondering if people at the "other" job are now allowed to say the word vibrator.

i think i'll make a visit.

im not overly fond of flesh tone toys but now that i dont have to worry about being locked up over my collection, i can heave, moan and cry out a sigh of relief.

You go girl! Moan away

 

[Liar]

Just watched the video. Check out 00:54. Dildo for law enforcement purpose!? I'm not sure if I want to know more about that or not...

Kickass plot bunny.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Just watched the video. Check out 00:54. Dildo for law enforcement purpose!? I'm not sure if I want to know more about that or not...

Sorta give you some strange mental images of the goings-on athe the police station, don't you think?

 

[glynndah]

I'm sure they're all part of the NCLB policy. But maybe the one they don't talk about as much.

 

[LoquaciousLady]

LOL

im not overly fond of flesh tone toys but now that i dont have to worry about being locked up over my collection, i can heave, moan and cry out a sigh of relief.

You too, eh? I lived in morbid fear of a police raid on my toy chest. "Come out with your dildos up - this is the police!"

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I swear, this may be the funniest thread I've ever read here. It's right up with one on HuntAmerica years ago about what rifle was suitable for elk and the last entry had the Enterprise in orbit with the caption "Set phasers to barbecue!"

I am absolutely ROFLMAO.

 

[Guest]

You too, eh? I lived in morbid fear of a police raid on my toy chest. "Come out with your dildos up - this is the police!"

"Stay back...OR THE CLIT GETS IT!"

 

[lisa123414]

the thread that keeps on giving...

"oh, shoot, it's the police!"

"what are we going to do?"

"hurry, you have to help me hide one of these dildos!"

 

[ms.read]

Dildos don't give people orgasms, people give people orgasms?

Im not going to touch that one.

 

[lisa123414]

*wondering, what is the punishment for having too many dildos?*

sorry, just cant help myself...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Wasn't there a line in Mikado about "letting the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime"?

 

[impressive]

Kickass plot bunny.

"Anything you say can and will be used against you..."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Anything used against you will be told to all the neighbors?

 

[lisa123414]

“No, no, it’s not like that….” I said, certainly worried as I faced down one of Texas' finest, caught red-handed, so to speak.

“Just the facts, ma’am.” the officer said, was there a hint of amusement in his eyes?

“Well, I did not set out to buy so many, really. I don’t use them all at once, I should have thrown the others away. You see, this one here, he was my first and well, I have many fond memories, but in time I became dissatisfied. Okay, yes, bored – I admit it. It sounds so tacky but that’s the truth. I bought a new one, but I could not bear to throw the old one away, we had a lot of good times you see. Then one thing led to another, and I went a little wild, felt like I wanted a little more excitement, you know, uh, batteries.”

 

[sweetness6280]

Why am I getting a visual of pink uniformed soldiers rampaging all over Afganistan with throbbing dildos giving orgasms to bhurka clad moslem women?

But on the serious side, this is a direct result of the moronic law passed a year ago by the Texas State Legislature that limited people to owning five dildos to be used for "educational purposes only." I wondered how long it would take for that one to be overturned.

She's not making it up. I have a friend who does sex parties, and she was actually arrested for having 17 sex toys in her trunk. The judge threw it out, but she still had to go through the arrest process. It was a very small town, and the police were waiting for her.