Looking for a real person.....

[chelleb]

Not really sure whether this should be in the regular personals or bdsm personals, so I'm gonna post it in both places

First of all, I'm a BBW, so if that's a problem for you, please stop reading now. I'd like to find someone that I can be friends with and see what happens from there. I'm not looking for just a hook-up or anything....so if that's all you want, please look elsewhere. I'm looking for the real thing. I know, I know....this is a porn site, but I apparently have some faith left in the human race Also, if you're married, engaged, or otherwise commited, please don't waste my time or yours by pm'ing me.

I would like it to be someone which I could explore and discuss the world of d/s with. I haven't had any real life experience with it but am interested in trying it with the right person.

A little bit about me......
I'm 33, 5' tall, and about 210, brown hair/eyes.

I like to go camping, like to travel, love amusement parks and roller coasters, like to read, go to the beach, go to plays, and my newest passion: cake decorating.

 

[NoLeafClover7]

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[chelleb]

I updated some stuff and thought I'd bump the thread.

 

[Cheyenne]

Not really sure whether this should be in the regular personals or bdsm personals, so I'm gonna post it in both places

First of all, I'm a BBW, so if that's a problem for you, please stop reading now. I'd like to find someone that I can be friends with and see what happens from there. I'm not looking for just a hook-up or anything....so if that's all you want, please look elsewhere. I'm looking for the real thing. I know, I know....this is a porn site, but I apparently have some faith left in the human race Also, if you're married, engaged, or otherwise commited, please don't waste my time or yours by pm'ing me.

I would like it to be someone which I could explore and discuss the world of d/s with. I haven't had any real life experience with it but am interested in trying it with the right person.

A little bit about me......
I'm 33, 5' tall, and about 210, brown hair/eyes.

I like to go camping, like to travel, love amusement parks and roller coasters, like to read, go to the beach, go to plays, and my newest passion: cake decorating.

quoted for posterity.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

... I'm looking for the real thing. I know, I know....this is a porn site, but I apparently have some faith left in the human race Also, if you're married, engaged, or otherwise commited, please don't waste my time or yours by pm'ing me.

...

It isn't so much that this is a porn site as this is the internet.

Where anyone can be anything. Literally. Where that buxom, lithe, 25 year old horney blonde babe who is heavily into oral and anal turns out to really be a 55 year old balding, pudgey, accountant named Seymour who lives in his mom's basement...

While it is possible to meet "real people" from the internet, don't accept ANYONE at face value here. Not even me.

'Nuff Said.

And good hunting!

 

[Safra]

It isn't so much that this is a porn site as this is the internet.

Where anyone can be anything. Literally. Where that buxom, lithe, 25 year old horney blonde babe who is heavily into oral and anal turns out to really be a 55 year old balding, pudgey, accountant named Seymour who lives in his mom's basement...

While it is possible to meet "real people" from the internet, don't accept ANYONE at face value here. Not even me.

'Nuff Said.

And good hunting!

I loooove the name Seymour! Reminds me of "Feed me, Seymour! The whole night long...." - Little Shop of Horrors!
My favorite musical!

So, what is your name, Geoff?
Dudley? Maybe?
And what are you?
Maybe YOU are living in Mom's basement? (Good Lord, you must have a wicked Mom with this kind of decoration in her basement! ) *giggle-fit here*

Hey, and Chelleb, good hunting also from me!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

So, what is your name, Geoff?
Dudley? Maybe?

My name is indeed Geoff, all my family and friends call me that and have for the last 46 years. I also answer to "OMG, you sadistic BASTARD!" sometimes. janey calls me "Sir".

And what are you?

I tend to self-descibe as an "old, fat, balding, ugly, tattooed, pierced, evil, sadistic, hung-like-a-stud-fieldmouse bastard with a bum ticker."

Maybe YOU are living in Mom's basement? (Good Lord, you must have a wicked Mom with this kind of decoration in her basement! ) *giggle-fit here*

If Mom had a basement and she were still alive, that's a possibility. But my ex has my Mom's old house now, so no staying there for me...

And don't be all cute and cuddly and zaftig while you are hijacking chelleb's thread. She need's a chance to catch herself one...

And there are several here on Lit who have met me face-2-face and can verify that my AV is me... Of course, following my warning, _I_ could be all those other people on alt just saying I'm someone else... *nodnodnod*

 

[Safra]

And don't be all cute and cuddly and zaftig while you are hijacking chelleb's thread. She need's a chance to catch herself one...

*shoves hands in jeanspockets up to the elbows, hangs head pouting through hair-curtains and stomps off, kicking the dirt*

 

[chelleb]

Well........there was a time I didn't think I'd be doing this. I've thought a lot about it whether I wanted to bump this thread or not, and decided that "you can't win if ya don't play", so, here goes nothing I guess. Read the first post, don't like it, don't respond.

~Me