It's beyond my wildest imagination why someone would keep handcuffs in their bedroom

[TxRad]

Oh! Evil man!

How marvelous.

I'd bring them to Chicago but I don't know how I would explain them at check in

 

[Guest]

I'd bring them to Chicago but I don't know how I would explain them at check in

This year I'm driving.

The Cutlass has a big trunk.

 

[human_male]

I think leather straps are sexier, personally.

 

[Xelebes]

Keep the chain, drop the cuffs. The pinch is the beauty.

 

[buxxxom]

I think leather straps are sexier, personally.

These get my vote, too, along with bondage tape.

 

[SeaCat]

Okay so all of the comments here were more than a littl amusing but I do have one question. Why in the world did they have to cut the cuffs off the kid? Why not just call a local cop and have him use a key?

Cat

 

[TxRad]

Okay so all of the comments here were more than a littl amusing but I do have one question. Why in the world did they have to cut the cuffs off the kid? Why not just call a local cop and have him use a key?

Cat

I wondered the same thing. A few fireman I know care handcuff keys for just such and emergency.

 

[sweetness6280]

Okay so all of the comments here were more than a littl amusing but I do have one question. Why in the world did they have to cut the cuffs off the kid? Why not just call a local cop and have him use a key?

Cat

Good Question

 

[Xelebes]

Because cops don't have the keys themselves.

 

[TE999]

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Oh grandma, come come now.

 

[Oblimo]

I'm wondering why no one has staked a claim for this as a set-up for the Incest/Taboo category yet:

Mom comes home to find (18+) son accidentally handcuffed to the iron four-poster in her bedroom, and zaniness ensues.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post? An incest joke? Jeebus.

 

[TxRad]

I'm wondering why no one has staked a claim for this as a set-up for the Incest/Taboo category yet:

Mom comes home to find (18+) son accidentally handcuffed to the iron four-poster in her bedroom, and zaniness ensues.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post? An incest joke? Jeebus.

You were joking? I feel eyes on that post, big eyes

 

[Oblimo]

You were joking? I feel eyes on that post, big eyes

It is a nigh-perfect setup, isn't it?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm wondering why no one has staked a claim for this as a set-up for the Incest/Taboo category yet:

Mom comes home to find (18+) son accidentally handcuffed to the iron four-poster in her bedroom, and zaniness ensues.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post? An incest joke? Jeebus.

I'm sure I've read that one before. I just couldn't point out where.

 

[Oblimo]

I'm sure I've read that one before. I just couldn't point out where.

Waking-up-bound-to-your bed has got to be a staple of reverse-control fantasies. You know the type: "You are mine now, you little worm! I'm gunna dedicate my life to lavishing you with negative attention and humiliating orgasms for no discernible reason!"

 

[TxRad]

Waking-up-bound-to-your bed has got to be a staple of reverse-control fantasies. You know the type: "You are mine now, you little worm! I'm gunna dedicate my life to lavishing you with negative attention and humiliating orgasms for no discernible reason!"

And here I thought orgasms were their own reason.

 

[shereads]

Handcuffs are not a bedroom accessory. They belong in the basement or cellar.

For the bedroom, leather cuffs are appropriate.

 

[Oblimo]

Handcuffs are not a bedroom accessory. They belong in the basement or cellar.

For the bedroom, leather cuffs are appropriate.

Ooh, damn. You should write up a Emily Post's Fetish Etiquette.