Bistro Bijou

[Shaggyman]

*laughing so hard i am disturbing the customers*

Eve, you are totally my hero.

Yes, thank you, those of us who have had carburetors (children) are still capable of providing a perfectly snug fit even to the moderately endowed.

the body is an amazing thing, n'est-ce pas?

especially Eve's.

bj

Was that 'snug' or 'smug' fit?

 

[WickedEve]

Eve is totally wicked. And I think she had an alt once called Dancing Vagina or Prancing Pussy or something like that. Not Little Kitty though.

There's a whole subgenre of poetry here written about Eve's er parts.

No. No! It was FriskyVagina and GiantDrippingPussy. I think it was giant dripping pussy... I got a lot of PMs with FriskyVagina. Go figure.

 

[WickedEve]

*laughing so hard i am disturbing the customers*

Eve, you are totally my hero.

Yes, thank you, those of us who have had carburetors (children) are still capable of providing a perfectly snug fit even to the moderately endowed.

the body is an amazing thing, n'est-ce pas?

especially Eve's.

bj

What kind of place do you work in?

 

[Angeline]

No. No! It was FriskyVagina and GiantDrippingPussy. I think it was giant dripping pussy... I got a lot of PMs with FriskyVagina. Go figure.

I was close. Between your FriskyVagina and Lauren's Hot Wet Tight Pussy, I get all confused.

 

[WickedEve]

I was close. Between your FriskyVagina and Lauren's Hot Wet Tight Pussy, I get all confused.

Did you say you were close between my frisky vagina and Lauren's hot wet tight pussy? Oh my. I never would have guessed.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Eve is totally wicked. And I think she had an alt once called Dancing Vagina or Prancing Pussy or something like that. Not Little Kitty though.

There's a whole subgenre of poetry here written about Eve's er parts.

I know it'll be one of my topical pursuits for a while now...

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Was that 'snug' or 'smug' fit?

Yes.

Welcome! What'll ya have?

Given the topic, may I suggest a Screaming Orgasm? It's a house specialty.

What kind of place do you work in?

Happily I own my own jewelry and bead shop, or i'd have been fired ages ago.

Did you say you were close between my frisky vagina and Lauren's hot wet tight pussy? Oh my. I never would have guessed.

I really need to hear more about this.

okay I WANT to hear more about this.

bj

 

[Guest]

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[WickedEve]

Happily I own my own jewelry and bead shop, or i'd have been fired ages ago.

bj

Jewelry! That's right. I forgot. I'm so forgetful.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Jewelry! That's right. I forgot. I'm so forgetful.

well you have a very interesting life of your own, so it's hardly reasonable to expect you to remember those details.

otoh, maybe it's time for another jewelry AV...

shove it up all the way - what is *it*?? Long line breaks and punctuation would've help this poem tremendously. The flow was rather rocky, and I didn't feel any emotion. It seems sloppily thrown together.


Anon said sloppy pussy, not tight.

Anon is stupid anyway - "it" is obviously a carburetor. Duh.

bj

 

[WickedEve]

otoh, maybe it's time for another jewelry AV...

bj

You should. That's how I remembered you made jewelry.
Do you sell any online?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You should. That's how I remembered you made jewelry.
Do you sell any online?

I don't have a website as such. Each piece is unique so there'd be little point. However, I do custom work. Perhaps someone around here who has ordered stuff from me will PM you with a testimonial...

I'm on the AV thing. I think everyone's clear now that I'm evil. I can go back to shiny objects for a bit.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Hmmmm we could have a problem then ... how do I put this delicately? I havent had kids sooooooo .........

That just means we'd have to be careful while fisting.

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You fiend. You heartless fiend.
bj

I am affronted. I am not heartless!

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Are you bragging about your unstretched pussy?
I have kids. Both c-sections.
Yes, world, I have an itsy bitsy vagina!
I have a tiny twat and I can still get big things stuffed inside it, like a carburetor.

How you doin?

 

[Shaggyman]

That just means we'd have to be careful while fisting.

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I am affronted. I am not heartless!

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How you doin?

Fisting....did I ever tell you about my drummer friend with only one hand that always shaved his arm before going on a date?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That just means we'd have to be careful while fisting.

*again, laughing WAY too hard to look professional... *

I am affronted. I am not heartless!


How you doin?

We seriously need a reckless eyebrows smiley. I might even use it.

no. not heartless.

Your heart's probably as big as the rest of you...

ahem.

Shaggyman: Fisting....did I ever tell you about my drummer friend with only one hand that always shaved his arm before going on a date?

Now there's a specialty you don't experience every day...

bj

 

[WickedEve]

That just means we'd have to be careful while fisting.

Is your fist bigger or smaller than a carburetor?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Is your fist bigger or smaller than a carburetor?

bigger, from what I hear.

bj

eta: O HAI! congrats to LeBroz on post 1000 in the archival review. I'd hump his leg but I already did.

 

[Homburg]

*again, laughing WAY too hard to look professional... *



We seriously need a reckless eyebrows smiley. I might even use it.

Total agreement.

no. not heartless.

Your heart's probably as big as the rest of you...

ahem.

bj

I've no clue. Haven't had it out to check. I might be like a great dane, with huge cosmic size, and an itty-bitty pumpy bit.

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Is your fist bigger or smaller than a carburetor?

Larger than a Stromberg 97, smaller than a Holley Double-pumper.

 

[WickedEve]

Larger than a Stromberg 97, smaller than a Holley Double-pumper.

A double-pumper? I'm not sure if should be excited or not.

 

[Homburg]

A double-pumper? I'm not sure if should be excited or not.

Amazon, for all your truly alternative marital aid needs.

 

[LeBroz]

eta: O HAI! congrats to LeBroz on post 1000 in the archival review. I'd hump his leg but I already did.

merci

It might be work finding these goodies but it sure is pleasureable work.

Humped? Humped?? I missed it — that musta been the night I sampled too much of your bottled joy juice whilst pressing my forehead firmly against the tabletop. Hope I liked it.....

.
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[unpredictablebijou]

merci

It might be work finding these goodies but it sure is pleasureable work.

Humped? Humped?? I missed it — that musta been the night I sampled too much of your bottled joy juice whilst pressing my forehead firmly against the tabletop. Hope I liked it.....

.
.

There are now links on the first Bistro post to many odd things, including the official Leg-Humping episodes, but for you, a specific link.

you didn't seem to notice, but you seemed to be having a good time...

bj

eta: that wasn't the tabletop.

 

[WickedEve]

Amazon, for all your truly alternative marital aid needs.

Wow. I didn't know they cost that much.
By the way, who are you?
I know you're new around here. Poet?

 

[Angeline]

Anon said sloppy pussy, not tight.

Anon likes to live dangerously if he's saying that to La Hynde. Good thing he's also so secretive.

Come to think of it, he (or she) has said mean things about my poems, too!

 

[Angeline]

Wow. I didn't know they cost that much.
By the way, who are you?
I know you're new around here. Poet?

He keeps saying "no," but I read his poems and he's using metaphors and stuff.

Anyway, you know us. We grind them all up and throw them into the poetry machine. Hmmm, maybe I don't mean it quite that way. I just had a long conversation with my daughter about Sweeny Todd.