The Super Bowl seat

INSIDEYOURMIND

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A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sits down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.

"No," she said, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The woman shakes her head, "Nah, they're all at the funeral."

Go Pats!!
 
Hahaha, this thread could turn ugly reeeeal fast.
 
I hate the Pats and the Giants, but I live in Phoenix.

I can't get anything done this weekend...traffic sucks!

End of rant......
 
My usual comment, intended to irritate my football mad friends, is "Football? That's the game with the funny shaped brown ball, right?" Now I see it should be "Ah, the game with the cheerleaders, nice."

Yeah.. that's the phrase that got you hit with a pillow.. TWICE.. right?:D
 
I think it's going to be a nail-biter. (But those are the best games to watch.)

If it's anything like the last game of the regular season, we'll all get our money's worth.

The Pats will definitely NOT put the game away in the first half.

I'm taking the Pats by six.
 
I think it's going to be a nail-biter. (But those are the best games to watch.)

If it's anything like the last game of the regular season, we'll all get our money's worth.

The Pats will definitely NOT put the game away in the first half.

I'm taking the Pats by six.

Vegas has the pats at +14, I think.

This should be a damn good game. Its up to Mike Strahan and Osi Umeyora. If they can get enough pressure on Cindy Brady, that gives the rest of the D a chance to do something. If they play soft like the Jags did, they are fucked.
 
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