The 'What If' Game

[zeb1094]

Max the dog would have starved to death emotionally from lack of petting and then would haunt the Grinch forever.

What if you were guaranteed one perfect romantic night, but the catch was you would never physically see that person again?

We would all be sad and distracted.

What if all the people in the world lived in peace and harmony?

 

[entitled]

We would all be sad and distracted.

What if all the people in the world lived in peace and hamony?

We wouldn't be sitting around playing what if.

What if people opened their eyes and could see that most religions preach the same core things?

 

[Guest]

We would all be sad and distracted.

What if all the people in the world lived in peace and hamony?

It would be boring as hell.


What if a middle class person was actually elected president of the United States?

 

[BlackShanglan]

What if talent were not only recognized in youth, but fostered and encouraged?

We'd have W. B. Yeats and John Stuart Mill - and a good thing we did.

What if you were guaranteed one perfect romantic night, but the catch was you would never physically see that person again?

Ugh. Devil's dilemma either way. Probably brood to death trying to decide.

What if Santa Claus came up the toilet instead of down the chimney?

 

[zeb1094]

We wouldn't be sitting around playing what if.

What if people opened their eyes and could see that most religions preach the same core things?

We wouldn't be sitting around playing what if, we would all be praying to the same god.

What if I was King of the World?

 

[Guest]

 

[Halo_n_horns]

It would be boring as hell.


What if a middle class person was actually elected president of the United States?

He/she would be assassinated imediately. Common sense can't rule the masses.

What if money, or monetary gain wasn't a factor in life?

 

[zeb1094]

He/she would be assassinated imediately. Common sense can't rule the masses.

What if money, or monetary gain wasn't a factor in life?

We would be living in the Star Trek universe.

Hell, what if we were living in the Star Trek universe?

 

[rgraham666]

He/she would be assassinated imediately. Common sense can't rule the masses.

What if money, or monetary gain wasn't a factor in life?

We'd find something else to be envious of each other for. Another way to 'measure success'. Something else to hold up our egos.

What if the world really was flat?

 

[zeb1094]

We'd find something else to be envious of each other for. Another way to 'measure success'. Something else to hold up our egos.

What if the world really was flat?

It's not?

What if the nana's took over the world?

 

[Guest]

We would be living in the Star Trek universe.

Hell, what if we were living in the Star Trek universe?

Then I'd want to be a Romulan warrior.

Verrry cool ships.

Or maybe Lt. Uhura.

"Hailing frequencies open, Captain, honey."


What if cockroaches grew to the size of cocker spaniels?

 

[zeb1094]

Then I'd want to be a Romulan warrior.

Verrry cool ships.

Or maybe Lt. Uhura.

"Hailing frequencies open, Captain, honey."


What if cockroaches grew to the size of cocker spaniels?

Lunch! We wouldn't have a food shortage. (Yuck, did I really say that?)

What if we all carried guns like the cowboys in the old west?

 

[Guest]

Lunch! We wouldn't have a food shortage. (Yuck, did I really say that?)

What if we all carried guns like the cowboys in the old west?

We don't?


What if a woman really could orgasm every single time during sex?

 

[entitled]

We don't?


What if a woman really could orgasm every single time during sex?

Men would get lucky a lot more often.

What if we all got together and had one massive worldwide orgy?

 

[rgraham666]

Men would get lucky a lot more often.

What if we all got together and had one massive worldwide orgy?

I'd probably sleep through the damned thing. Or not get the invitation.

What if I can't think of any more 'what ifs'?

Sarahh, I'm more a Klingon myself. Love the leather outfits, and the sharp blades.

I think they're courting rituals are kind of cool too.

 

[Guest]

I'd probably sleep through the damned thing. Or not get the invitation.

What if I can't think of any more 'what ifs'?

Sarahh, I'm more a Klingon myself. Love the leather outfits, and the sharp blades.

I think they're courting rituals are kind of cool too.

[THREAD HIJACK]

Oh, yeah! I love that. Serious strength, wild and rough sex.

Of course Romulans and Klingons are have similar genetic roots, ya know.



[END HIJACK]

 

[entitled]

What if Romulans and Klingons bred?

 

[rgraham666]

What if Romulans and Klingons bred?

You'd get children.

 

[Guest]

You'd get children.

Strong, angry children.

 

[rgraham666]

Strong, angry children.

And those differ from our children, how?

 

[Guest]

And those differ from our children, how?

Ummm.

Strong, yes.

Frustrating, independent, intelligent, talented with boundless energy, yes.

Not necessarily angry.

 

[entitled]

What if a thread actually stayed on topic?
i know at least a few people that would probably die of shock

 

[Tom Collins]

[THREAD HIJACK]

Oh, yeah! I love that. Serious strength, wild and rough sex.

Of course Romulans and Klingons are have similar genetic roots, ya know.



[END HIJACK]

That's Romulans and Vulcans, not Klingons.

What if we all carried guns like the cowboys in the old west?

We'd live in a much more ploite society.

What if a thread actually stayed on topic?

Then several side reel realities would cease to exist.

What if humans were actually emotionally evolved enough to be able to make the beautiful concept that is communisim work as it should?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

What if humans were actually emotionally evolved enough to be able to make the beautiful concept that is communisim work as it should?

Amicus would have a heart attack.


What if global warming is real?

 

[oggbashan]

...

What if global warming is real?

Then many of the world's capital cities will be under water.

What if spending money on political campaigns was banned and everything had to be done by unpaid volunteers?

Og