Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

Next time, call me, and just let all those filthy words out . . .

Only if you'll give some back!

 

[slyc_willie]

Only if you'll give some back!

Deal. I'll even webcam.

 

[impressive]

Deal. I'll even webcam.

I won't! I'm so non-visual during sex. It's all about taste and sound and touch and scent. Sight comes LAST.

 

[slyc_willie]

I won't! I'm so non-visual during sex. It's all about taste and sound and touch and scent. Sight comes LAST.

Oh, I know. It was just an option.

I have to say that building a scene just from the sounds of sighs, pants, moans and all those dirty words is a hard act to beat.

Puns fully intended.

 

[Topanga_Blue]

I won't! I'm so non-visual during sex. It's all about taste and sound and touch and scent. Sight comes LAST.

Sound does it for me. There's nothing quite like the moan of a woman whos... well...

 

[starrkers]

There's a damn good erotic poem in all this, somewhere (bet I can't find it though!)

 

[McKenna]

Why Men are Happier People

Got this in an email and had to share!


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. ( )
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ( )
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.


No wonder men are happier!

 

[Belegon]

Just for fun...

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

actual quote... from my publisher of all people... about my eye color.

"Have you ever known me to look at your eyes?"

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

yeah, right I have more than that in just black Nikes

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Wanna bet? It weren't gray to start with, luv...

You can play with toys all your life.

oh, and that don't fit most of the women around this joint???? Please.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Just found a new pic of me at my last poker tournament (white shit, bottom right corner):
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Poconos2.jpg

 

[McKenna]

oh, and that don't fit most of the women around this joint???? Please.

LOL! I had the exact same thought when I read that one!

 

[slyc_willie]

Got this in an email and had to share!


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

No wonder men are happier!

LOL.

Soooo true . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

Unrelated:

The idiot just keeps plugging away with the same old shit. Patheticism knows no bounds.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow... or sleet, or freezing rain... or whatever as long as it does it in time to cancel school before it starts and not in the middle of the school day. I don't want to drive 40 miles in the middle of a sleet storm.

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Unrelated:

The idiot just keeps plugging away with the same old shit. Patheticism knows no bounds.

I happen to revel in my patheticism.

 

[slyc_willie]

I happen to revel in my patheticism.

It's funny in spurts, but not as a constant.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I happen to revel in my patheticism.

I'm bored of mine.

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm feeling pretty pathetic right now.

 

[The_Fool]

There's a damn good erotic poem in all this, somewhere (bet I can't find it though!)

Bet you can...

 

[slyc_willie]

Hey, what's with all the 'pathetic' responses?

Only one person on this site is pathetic, and it sure ain't any of you.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hey, what's with all the 'pathetic' responses?

Only one person on this site is pathetic, and it sure ain't any of you.

that might be true, but that doesn't mean that some of us don't suffer from a feeling of similarness

 

[slyc_willie]

that might be true, but that doesn't mean that some of us don't suffer from a feeling of similarness

A plague that hits us all from time to time. Human nature, I guess.

Be glad it's fleeting.

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Hey, what's with all the 'pathetic' responses?

Only one person on this site is pathetic, and it sure ain't any of you.

I AM TOO!

 

[The_Fool]

Is it pathetic or an element of pathos?

 

[slyc_willie]

Is it pathetic or an element of pathos?

I'm thinking pathological patheticism.

 

[slyc_willie]

I AM TOO!

Okay, if you insist . . .

You suck.

You're boring.

Go eat worms.

Pathetic enough, yet? ;p