Looking for a replacement to my imaginary girlfriend

DeservingBitch

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She's really cool, cute, and smart and all, but she gets me odd looks from people who assume I'm talking to myself. She's also a bit too high maintenance for my taste, what with me having to do all the work and conversation. Plus she's vegan* and I'm a meat-eater, and she doesn't like my cats.

So, I wouldn't mind finding someone else. Hopefully of the non-imaginary kind.

I'm a queer femme Top with switching abilities, grad student in Toronto, with radical anti-racist feminist politics. I would go straight and vanilla before going for someone whose politics and ethics clash with mine. A search for my contributions to the BDSM forum would give a good idea of my insights on life, the universe and everything. And a look at my pic thread would reveal my thing for shoes and a little more.

I don't have specific preferences in terms of gender performance, although I tend to be attracted to people whose femme quotient is lower than mine, and I have a soft spot for modified bodies. I also don't care about sexual identification and history, as long as I'm not expected to be a sexual mentor and/or to provide for the 'soft touch of a woman'.

I am looking for someone local to me. I already have an imaginary girlfriend, I want someone that I can see and touch on a regular basis. I'm OK with something casual -- especially at first -- but ideally I'd find someone who would rock my world over and become a significant part of my life.

For the sake of clarity, let me specify that I am not looking for/interested in cis-male, MTFs, and m/f couples. I won't change my mind on this one, so don't bother.


*ETA: I don't mind vegan at all, as long as you don't mind me eating meat now and then. The IGF is a little bit of a food-police.
 
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So my having an imaginary vagina and imaginary tits probably don't let me qualify, eh?
 
Yes, that's the main problem :D lol! I'm pretty good on everything else. And I'm a meat eater to boot. And extremely low maintenance.
And well trained, or so I hear.

Hmmm...

Nah - I shouldn't go there. His Cock is already having political issues with me, I'll try not to piss on the Big Guy's territory ;)
 
Now ya gotta know that one is serious when one puts a link in the sig line.....

so it got me to thinking and I thought I had an idea for you that met all the requirements (and I mean all) but then I realized she isn't that cute and once I thought a little deeper- I would bet big bucks, though I can't say for sure cz I wouldn't know (but I guess I could ask) that she is probably a top.
So... sadly I thought I had a late Birthday Present for you but now all I can say is HAPPY BIRTHDAY :rose::rose::rose:


Hate those post brilliant idea let downs
 
Now ya gotta know that one is serious when one puts a link in the sig line.....

so it got me to thinking and I thought I had an idea for you that met all the requirements (and I mean all) but then I realized she isn't that cute and once I thought a little deeper- I would bet big bucks, though I can't say for sure cz I wouldn't know (but I guess I could ask) that she is probably a top.
So... sadly I thought I had a late Birthday Present for you but now all I can say is HAPPY BIRTHDAY :rose::rose::rose:


Hate those post brilliant idea let downs
Eh - thanks for the thought. I guess it's the intention that matters in this case!

And thanks for the birthday whishes.
 
Nope, didn't miss it. Wasn't offering him:devil:
OHhhhhhh -- now you're giving me ideas... how irritated would he be to know that *we* are playing together and he's not allowed to watch? What if we throw some rope in there? Are we getting close to have him lose his cool?


Geez. Now, I'm hijacking my own thread. I'm a lost cause.
 
Let's see

I'd need the hormones to get the chest, do the live as a woman thing for a while, get the genital surgery, the facial surgery, the laser hair removal, learn how to dress (hell, I don't even dress well as a man)....hmmmm.

Let's say five years? I have a feeling you're looking for something more immediate.

J
 
*whimpers*

I didn't realize YOU were looking DB! If only I lived in Canada..... *sigh*


Heather
 
I'd need the hormones to get the chest, do the live as a woman thing for a while, get the genital surgery, the facial surgery, the laser hair removal, learn how to dress (hell, I don't even dress well as a man)....hmmmm.

Let's say five years? I have a feeling you're looking for something more immediate.
May be a bit too long to wait indeed.

J

*whimpers*

I didn't realize YOU were looking DB! If only I lived in Canada..... *sigh*


Heather
Seems like all the cool people aren't close to Toronto. There's a vortex around here or something.
 
OHhhhhhh -- now you're giving me ideas... how irritated would he be to know that *we* are playing together and he's not allowed to watch? What if we throw some rope in there? Are we getting close to have him lose his cool?


Geez. Now, I'm hijacking my own thread. I'm a lost cause.

Not very, I'm sure!

will stop hijacking your thread now!
 
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