bluntforcemama
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Then those people are very rare. Extremely, in fact. I've met maybe two in my whole life. One is my father, and I married the other one.
Why do nice guys finish "LAST"?
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Then those people are very rare. Extremely, in fact. I've met maybe two in my whole life. One is my father, and I married the other one.
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Substitute "black powder" instead of dynamite next time... better aliteration
And i'm surprised she hasnt wrapped this guys scrote in piano wire yet
She's too busy being Steven Spielberg, atm.
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Do my dishes.
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I'm always scared to be with a nice guy...well, because nice guys are never interested in me. Another thing is that if I was ever with a nice guy, I would be scared to death that I would hurt them. I'd much prefer to be hurt, mentally, physically, whatever...than to hurt anyone else.
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Brief vision of mewfie as an overweight hairy Jewish guy
Sorry if that sent your penis in the direction of your spleen
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Nice guys don't finish last, they finish after the immature girl they're going after has grown up.
Though, I suppose nice guys sometimes finish after the jerks that end up in jail or trying not to pay alimony all their lives.
Wasn't there a thread similar to this that was linked to a post on craigslist? That was one hell of a speech, and bump-worthy.
Though, I suppose nice guys sometimes finish after the jerks that end up in jail or trying not to pay alimony all their lives.
Wasn't there a thread similar to this that was linked to a post on craigslist? That was one hell of a speech, and bump-worthy.
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Ideally you want to find a situation where you don't have to pick. Good god!
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I think its also in your definition of "nice guy."
Santa Claus is a "nice guy." He makes all those toys for the little tikes all over the world and doesn't even ask for money. I mean you can't be a more selfless "nice guy" than that, and he's overweight and has a girls name too. Yet, Mrs. Claus still thinks he's hot and I'm sure the little elf girls are getting some of that big ole rod from the big guy too (can you imagine them being satisfied with elf cock all the time?). So, I think real "nice guys" do quite well in certain instances.
Santa Claus is a "nice guy." He makes all those toys for the little tikes all over the world and doesn't even ask for money. I mean you can't be a more selfless "nice guy" than that, and he's overweight and has a girls name too. Yet, Mrs. Claus still thinks he's hot and I'm sure the little elf girls are getting some of that big ole rod from the big guy too (can you imagine them being satisfied with elf cock all the time?). So, I think real "nice guys" do quite well in certain instances.
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Wouldn't that be last?
Only if you're racing to see who can have meaningless sex first, I guess.
No, no, this one wasn't whiny.
It might have ended up pathetic, though.
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Thank you for clearing up the difference between nice guy and pussy.
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Bad guys get the hotties.
Nice guys get the fatties.
Stop being nice!
Nice guys get the fatties.
Stop being nice!
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I don't think nice guys really finish last. Unfortunately they'll probably date a few girls that will take advantage of them. Or most girls will date the bad guy because it's exciting. In the end though, a nice guy is the one that most girls would want to marry. At least the nice girls anyway. There was a comedienne that did a bit about this. Can't remember who she was. It went something like this: Remember when you were younger and you met the "nice" guy. You went on a date but then broke up with him because he was "too nice". You broke up with him and dated the "bad" guy. He was exciting! And he was an asshole. In the end he turned into a really big asshole. You start to think that you should have stayed with the "too nice" guy. Eventually his "niceness" would have leveled off to just a "normal nice."
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As long as he takes care of your needs! Isn't that a bit selfish? Just asking...
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blueyz22
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Bad guys get the hotties.
Nice guys get the fatties.
Stop being nice!
Some guys like the fatties. Haven't you seen all the BBW's on AmPics? They certainly have a lot of fans.
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Maybe the don't necessarily favor assholes, just assertive, aggressive guys. And those qualities just happen to go along with someone being an asshole a lot of the time.
Where do you get that out of my post?
