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UnderYourSpell said:
Groooooannnnnnn ........ .
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The good news is that one can do a pretty reasonable basic shibari tie on oneself. AND you can take your time and get all the knots in exactly the right places, if you know what I mean. Then you can wear it to the office and the smile on your face will make everyone wonder what you're up to.

I bet Homburg can put in a link to one of those cute anime pages that walks you through the steps for the basic full-torso tie.

hm?
bj
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Don't you get chafe? I'm a tender babe
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The ropes are quite tight. What this does (and I wasn't quite serious about wearing it to work for this reason) is make it so that those little, perfectly placed knots stay put. Then, every time you shift even slightly, or breathe, they press and shift in lovely ways.

Stories. Lotsa stories. Women in this particular tie can sit completely still (almost have to because it's so intense) and just have orgasm after orgasm based solely on the motion of their breath.

Remember how much you wanted to ride that coin-operated horsie at the grocery store when you were a little girl? Kinda like the grown up, artsy-fartsy version of that.

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
The good news is that one can do a pretty reasonable basic shibari tie on oneself. AND you can take your time and get all the knots in exactly the right places, if you know what I mean. Then you can wear it to the office and the smile on your face will make everyone wonder what you're up to.

I bet Homburg can put in a link to one of those cute anime pages that walks you through the steps for the basic full-torso tie.

hm?
bj
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As requested

My thread (link under The Hat) has a fair number of links and resources vis a vis ropework stuff. Aaaand you can always wander over there, take a gander, and join in the conversation. I've answered all sorts of questions, and there's a number of other folks in the thread that can field questions as well.
 
Do you object to being called a pervert by a stranger? cos I damn well do and I said so as per the Roll call poetry forum
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Do you object to being called a pervert by a stranger? cos I damn well do and I said so as per the Roll call poetry forum
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I saw that. Some people haven't got much social skill and I think that's where the problem lies here. Maybe, she has an idea that sexuality is perversion. It's sad but most likely the fact. Oh ... I hate to say it ... muahahahaha ... she's only 21. I think that matters, somehow. Although my parents would have kicked my ass for being rude before I got old enough to post here.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Do you object to being called a pervert by a stranger? cos I damn well do and I said so as per the Roll call poetry forum
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I call myself a pervert all the time. Probably would not take too kindly to a stranger saying it, but I certainly wouldn't mind if they were willing to discuss it with me.

After all, look at what I do. I really am a pervert :D

ETA: You should point that person towards the BDSM forums. We've a much greater incidence of perviness there.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
The ropes are quite tight. What this does (and I wasn't quite serious about wearing it to work for this reason) is make it so that those little, perfectly placed knots stay put. Then, every time you shift even slightly, or breathe, they press and shift in lovely ways.

Stories. Lotsa stories. Women in this particular tie can sit completely still (almost have to because it's so intense) and just have orgasm after orgasm based solely on the motion of their breath.

Remember how much you wanted to ride that coin-operated horsie at the grocery store when you were a little girl? Kinda like the grown up, artsy-fartsy version of that.

bj
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And here I was considering a piercing for that magnificent ... torture. Or as you say, at the very least a "pocket vibe" .... Now you tell me there are more ways to skin a cat eh, growl ... <lookin' into this ...>

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champagne1982 said:
I saw that. Some people haven't got much social skill and I think that's where the problem lies here. Maybe, she has an idea that sexuality is perversion. It's sad but most likely the fact. Oh ... I hate to say it ... muahahahaha ... she's only 21. I think that matters, somehow. Although my parents would have kicked my ass for being rude before I got old enough to post here.
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She wouldn't say it twice to my face that's for sure how ever old she is. Yes I know young people think it's perfectly ok to swear with words I wouldn't dream of thinking when I was 21 and yes I have heard them all before doesn't mean I have to like them. I've heard of boiled cabbage too and I can't stand that either.
 
I dunno - she did include herself in that group, quite firmly. I suspect it's regional - 'round here we'd say "kinky".

I'm for giving the kids a chance. They're the future, and all.

Last night I made the mistake of asking a handsome young buck to dance. I'm a passable dancer when left to my own devices. But suddenly he was doing this salsa thing, grabbing me and throwing me back and forth and spinning me around, all slick and stuff, and I looked like a complete retard trying to predict which direction he was going to toss me next.

It was hilarious. I believe firmly that everyone in the bar was laughing at me.
Later on he danced with another girl, this time a tiny young thing, and did the same thing to her. I made my friend watch her as she stumbled around trying to follow him, and said, "okay, did I look any more retarded than she does right now?"

My friend said no, it was about the same.

But I bet my back hurts more today than hers does. I'm too old for that shit.

the kids these days...

bj
 
UnderYourSpell said:
She wouldn't say it twice to my face that's for sure how ever old she is. Yes I know young people think it's perfectly ok to swear with words I wouldn't dream of thinking when I was 21 and yes I have heard them all before doesn't mean I have to like them. I've heard of boiled cabbage too and I can't stand that either.
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There's a paper mill about 6 or 7 miles from my house that always smells like boiled cabbage when the mill is running and you drive by it. Now that's perverted!

My children know better than to curse around me. Not that I mind the words themselves, but I always told them that they shouldn't substitute slang when other, more descriptive words can stand in. They're teenagers, so I'm sure they use the words--they do, sometimes, in front of me--but I try to come down on the side of the best vocabulary possible. Once an English teacher... :D
 
You would have enjoyed last nights music Bijou the saxophonist was a woman ...tiny little thing not much bigger than her instrument
A week tomorrow I am officially an old fogey so I can moan at the young people of today ...... and wonder where the eighteen year old still in my head went
 
UnderYourSpell said:
A week tomorrow I am officially an old fogey so I can moan at the young people of today ...... and wonder where the eighteen year old still in my head went
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You need a fresh perspective on this age thingy — if you're not quite as spry but just as much fun, you must still be middle-aged. At 75 you're a mature adult {no longer a young adult or middle-age adult, just plain ol' ordinary mature adult}, even if you're still wearing out your significant other as well as men and/or women you keep on the side. You can finally consider yourself old {senior citizen, old fogey} when you hit triple digits. But still keep charging on ahead. Don't slow down. Nature has its own way of telling you to slow down. It's called death.

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I hope you are speaking generally and not saying I am 75!! Cos if you are you can bend over nowwwwww slappppppppppppp. I can do most things still tho swinging from the chandeliers seems to have lost some of its momentum. ..........
one thing I very proud of still at my age....... but having been called a perv dunno if I should divulge it lol
 
UnderYourSpell said:
I hope you are speaking generally and not saying I am 75!! Cos if you are you can bend over nowwwwww slappppppppppppp. I can do most things still tho swinging from the chandeliers seems to have lost some of its momentum. ..........
one thing I very proud of still at my age....... but having been called a perv dunno if I should divulge it lol
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Shush there young 'un — I saw your bio, you're no where near 75; we're all young and foolish enough for at least the next decade or so.... And then we can really enjoy ourselves as mature adults. But I'll get there before you. And I'm not gonna let Nature tell me to slow down, either.

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Damn.
And here I thought I'd be getting some blonde administered, over the knee, severe remedial guidance.

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That can be easily rectified but I am warning you now before we start you may NOT like what else you get whille I am in that region ....... there again you might <ggg>
 
LeBroz said:
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Damn.
And here I thought I'd be getting some blonde administered, over the knee, severe remedial guidance.

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bet we can arrange that. the bistro provides many services...

i have injured another finger (don't even ask - it's just too stupid to even get into. happily this one wont take long to heal but til then I'm on super-stupid left-handed typing for a bit.)

however, the bistro is open as always. Ive hired a chef and a guest hostess. and I'll be around, just a bit more reticent than usual. (the crowd cheers wildly at this last sentence...)

Here's our hostess. Still in a gender-queer mood, I guess.

And our chef:
http://www.toughpigs.com/images/recastswedishchef.jpg

yup. swedish meatballs today.


bj
 
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I just put this on the general baord and of course now silly moo is getting her mailbox filled up with answers! Feel free to join in and clog my mailbox lol

I have been involved in a tread elsewhere called "Between your legs"
What you do is take a film title and add Between your legs to the end off it

i.e The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly between your legs
 
UnderYourSpell said:
I just put this on the general baord and of course now silly moo is getting her mailbox filled up with answers! Feel free to join in and clog my mailbox lol

I have been involved in a tread elsewhere called "Between your legs"
What you do is take a film title and add Between your legs to the end off it

i.e The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly between your legs
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speaking of things in which to participate, i didn't want to interrupt the flow in there but the 5 Senses Challenge is brilliant! Go there. Do that. Completely rockin, Jamison. much gratitude.

bj

eta: UYS, I just found your line about me adding perversion to anything. oh Pleeeeze may I quote that?
 
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