Foodgasms

[thør]

How are you gonna beat someone to death with that?

Just use two cast iron skillets for a garlic press. They have multiple uses. Like for making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich a la Alton Brown or for the beating thing like in the movie, Eating Raul.

 

[thør]

Well, I would.....hey wait a minute. I want a lawyer.

it's entrapment.....

 

[Collette]

Well, I would.....hey wait a minute. I want a lawyer.

Curses! Foiled again.

 

[Saint Peter]

it's entrapment.....

It is just like the prostitution sting except with more titanium and less gum smacking.

 

[thør]

Curses! Foiled again.

Snidely Whiplash, you are not......

 

[Collette]

Just use two cast iron skillets for a garlic press. They have multiple uses. Like for making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich a la Alton Brown or for the beating thing like in the movie, Eating Raul.

Versatility is key in the kitchen!

 

[thør]

It is just like the prostitution sting except with more titanium and less gum smacking.

That wasn't gum......

 

[thør]

Versatility is key in the kitchen!

Like in woodworking, the object is to make a mistake look like it's supposed to be there.

 

[Collette]

Snidely Whiplash, you are not......

Shhhhh...I'm gonna tie Pete to the railroad tracks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Like in woodworking, the object is to make a mistake look like it's supposed to be there.

It is easier to just blame the engineer.


Damn engineer! All that schooling and the garlic is not smushed right.

 

[Saint Peter]

Shhhhh...I'm gonna tie Pete to the railroad tracks.

Blame the engineer!

See, it works for many different scenarios.

 

[thør]

Shhhhh...I'm gonna tie Pete to the railroad tracks.

And then?

 

[thør]

It is easier to just blame the engineer.


Damn engineer! All that schooling and the garlic is not smushed right.

Indeed, f-cking engineers!

 

[Collette]

Blame the engineer!

See, it works for many different scenarios.

Good one.

And then?

Villains can't be giving away all their secrets!

 

[Hester]

when i get a chance i'll post one of my garlic soup recipes. you need a hydraulic garlic press for that one, although it does not have to be titanium.

 

[Saint Peter]

when i get a chance i'll post one of my garlic soup recipes. you need a hydraulic garlic press for that one, although it does not have to be titanium.

You can use my cast iron skillet if you want to. Just say the word.

 

[thør]

when i get a chance i'll post one of my garlic soup recipes. you need a hydraulic garlic press for that one, although it does not have to be titanium.

How many psi?

 

[Hester]

You can use my cast iron skillet if you want to. Just say the word.

i'd like to save the skillet for boudoir activities, if you don't mind.

 

[Hester]

How many psi?

i think 2,000 should suffice.

 

[thør]

i think 2,000 should suffice.

We can use a hand pump for that.

 

[~Avalon~]

i'm craving chocolate angel food cake with chocolate whipped cream filling.

 

[Hester]

We can use a hand pump for that.

but it's not as fun.

i was hoping for something i could attach to my tractor.

 

[thør]

i'm craving chocolate angel food cake with chocolate whipped cream filling.

That goes in the sex-toy thread......

 

[thør]

but it's not as fun.

i was hoping for something i could attach to my tractor.

What kinda PTO?

 

[~Avalon~]

That goes in the sex-toy thread......

i swear i'd just eat it, nothing else