Chemical persuasion.

[Betticus]

In a mere few days I shall receive a package in the mail. It shall be in a small box and inside that box will be insulating padding and inside that there shall be a metal box. Inside that box there shall be a glass jar and inside of that jar there shall be a powder mixed with 35% pure water to ensure stability in transit and to keep it from catching on fire.

Then, life will get more interesting.

Better living through chemistry peoples.

 

[Xelebes]

So you broke down and bought cocaine? Ah man, Betticus. We had our hopes high with you! Where did it start going wrong?

 

[Betticus]

It's not coke, it's better in my opinion.

Also, it's not illegal you you don't get high off of it.

 

[HottieMama]

Poppers?

 

[EmpressFi]

Nitroglycerin?

I keed I keed

 

[Betticus]

I could tell you guys but then you'd know what it is.

 

[Bandit58]

Phosphorus???

 

[Betticus]

Phosphorus???

Nope.

 

[graceanne]

I bet it's chocolate.

 

[ammre]

I'm one of those folks who don't do drugs, so no matter what it is you still the the stink eye from me.

 

[ammre]

Amyl Nitrate?

 

[twysted73]

Amyl Nitrate?

She snubs then asks. *HA! * I love it. Human nature is beautifully predictable.

Hmm..so many precautions! Green fairy? No wait...you said no tp the illeagles.
*taps lips ponderously*

Liquid nitrogli..nah. That would just ruin something if applied.

This is an interesting game you've started.

Ok, either we do this "charades-style" OR....you give a clue once a day. Deal?

OH!!! WAIT!!!

CHLOROFORM!
I would abuse the hell out of chloroform. Pass her (hypothetical Miss Twysted) out and have naughty evil fun with her. Take tons o' photos and movies, play them for her when she wakes up then suspend her orgasm for an hour or two. Make her all cozy and sore.
Shakey and moan-y.
*drools a little on my Nixon pin*

 

[ammre]

She snubs then asks. *HA! * I love it. Human nature is beautifully predictable.

I have my nosy moments. Mostly becasue i had some pharma-user friends a while back and the flammable thing was itching a memory. I never said i wasn't going to wonder, just, that I'd give him the stink eye no matter what the answer.

*stink eyeing*

 

[Etoile]

Gotta be poppers. Cuz yeah, they're "room incense" or whatever. Technically not illegal. Highly flammable. No clue why it would come in a metal box though, where did you order from? I've only bought from a store, and they just handed over the bottle. (Maybe the metal box is so the odor isn't detected in transit?)

Don't get your hopes up too high. I did, and I was quite disappointed. Basically useless stuff, made my face feel a little warm but that was it. Of course, I didn't try jamming anything into my ass, so I can't speak to that part.

Oh, and keep in mind, that stuff has a short shelf life. Once you open it, you should use as much as possible within a week, because after that it won't have its potency anymore. I've heard that putting it in the fridge helps, but I didn't want to put it near my food.

 

[graceanne]

You all do realize that as long as you keep guessing he's not gonna tell you, cause he loves to withhold information and watch everyone die of curiousity. That said - I still think it's got something to do with chocolate.

 

[m.j.h]

It's not coke, it's better in my opinion.

Also, it's not illegal you you don't get high off of it.

Then whats the point if ya don't get high?

 

[Netzach]

I'm excited about my silver oxidizer too --- oh wait, what?

 

[Etoile]

You all do realize that as long as you keep guessing he's not gonna tell you, cause he loves to withhold information and watch everyone die of curiousity. That said - I still think it's got something to do with chocolate.

Chocolate isn't flammable ifyou do it right!

I wasn't guessing, anyway. I thought of nitrous - not a powder mixed with water. I thought about twysted's idea of choloroform - pretty sure that is illegal. (I say this because, while checking about it for this thread, I discovered a taxidermy website where people were discussing alternative ways to kill animals without ruining their stuffability. They thought of choloroform, but other ways were clearly preferred. *shudder*) so I think HM was right, it's poppers. Gotta be poppers.

 

[DVS]

In a mere few days I shall receive a package in the mail. It shall be in a small box and inside that box will be insulating padding and inside that there shall be a metal box. Inside that box there shall be a glass jar and inside of that jar there shall be a powder mixed with 35% pure water to ensure stability in transit and to keep it from catching on fire.

Then, life will get more interesting.

Better living through chemistry peoples.

Just how many web sites have you posted this on...Dong?

 

[DVS]

In a mere few days I shall receive a package in the mail. It shall be in a small box and inside that box will be insulating padding and inside that there shall be a metal box. Inside that box there shall be a glass jar and inside of that jar there shall be a powder mixed with 35% pure water to ensure stability in transit and to keep it from catching on fire.

Then, life will get more interesting.

Better living through chemistry peoples.

That's some high quality Bromo, dude. Cool.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

I know, and I am not pleased.

 

[Betticus]

Well hell, There was a ten week backorder and I'd need a legit business license and have to fill out actual forms and letters of intent so I just cancelled my order.

Since it's a no-go I'll fess up.

2,4-dinitrophenol

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Well hell, There was a ten week backorder and I'd need a legit business license and have to fill out actual forms and letters of intent so I just cancelled my order.

Since it's a no-go I'll fess up.

2,4-dinitrophenol

Wow. I didn't know my powers worked that far.

 

[Etoile]

Well hell, There was a ten week backorder and I'd need a legit business license and have to fill out actual forms and letters of intent so I just cancelled my order.

Since it's a no-go I'll fess up.

2,4-dinitrophenol

So wait, is it for you, or what? Why would you ingest, or give to anyone, something the EPA considers toxic? Seriously, Weight Watchers is a much better option.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

I'm glad the order's cancelled. I had to look it up, but that's bad for you.