Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

You'll need a plug-in if it doesn't open.

You prob forgotten it's so far back but you keep starting without me

I remembered saying that after I typed it. Here is where you can download flash player.

It is remarkably difficult to type in gloves. I need to go get some kerosene so that I'll have heat in my office again. Then again, you Kansans and Canajans would probably laugh at the temperatures here :0

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've got an Adobe reader is that the same thing? Cos that took forever to download and ties my computer up for hours

 

[Homburg]

I've got an Adobe reader is that the same thing? Cos that took forever to download and ties my computer up for hours

Reader handles pdf format. Flash Player is what you need for ychang's site, and many others.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Your head doesnt look hairy so where is all this hair then?

 

[Homburg]

Your head doesnt look hairy so where is all this hair then?

Everywhere else. My old av showed more of my furry torso.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh dear have you a hirsute back?

 

[Homburg]

Oh dear have you a hirsute back?

Hirsute is a good word, indeed.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

There is, by the way, a set of new links in the first thread post for all the specific wackiness. I've just added the Fridge link. I may have to do a set of posts for that so they don't get too long. At least, I hope I'll have to do that. Keep it coming, you lovely people.

Must pull in the statue until tomorrow, but help yerselves. Plenty of pasta left, and I expect that Tess might be in, so I left the Glenmorangie out, as well as the Oban and the Balvenie and the Glenfiddich and the Talisker.

Perhaps a nice comforting cocoa with a bit of mint liquer for UYS, if you're still struggling with the computer demons...

blessings, all, and have a lovely evening. You have my deep and sincere gratitude.

bijou

I will now follow you to the ends of the earth slavering quietly.

 

[Angeline]

Hirsute is a good word, indeed.

Yesterday I spent about an hour reading (per bj's recommendation) your very funny thread at that place down the block. You rawk, rope guy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm happy you approve. Now, to be in said position
and then tha howling can really begin.

Betcha I can find a couple of volunteers around here, from whatever gender you'd prefer...

Am not!

Bijou is wonderful, kind, and generous, and deserving of our thanks and support.

That is sucking up.

Flowers is just my way of telling her that she's hot, and I want to do bad things to her

Good, bad. These are just words. But sucking up - now that is a concrete concept and one I deeply appreciate. However, if there's any sucking up to be done around here it should be offered to the various mods and people who are far smarter and more important than I am.

I'm just a whore with a heart of gold, running a little restaurant.

But let's discuss these bad things. I hear you're good at bad things...

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Make sure you get menus and signage carefully checked to avoid an embarrassing faux pas, though you might get some interesting customers with a sign for Ho Parking.


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You found one of my favorite sites! I've been checking in on Engrish.com for a couple of years now. Never fails to crack me up.

Watch it or you'll get a second leg-humping. It IS Tuesday, after all.

I have a problem (yeah yeah not that one) being 8 hours ahead of you I keep missing you all then I come on to dregs in bottom of bottles. Homb can I settle for your personal plug in? It rained and blew so much here yesterday all I needed was a sailing ark and you nearly lost me when I went out to feed the birds and did a fine impression of Bambi on ice through the mud pit which was once my garden.

Pretty muddy and icy round here too. Like a good redneck, I've been parking in my yard rather than make the driveway even more of a mud festival.

Ah, time zones. They're a bit frustrating, particularly combined with the fact that evening in the States is when everyone here is around and by then I'm gone. Some bistro where the owner has to leave right at dinner time...

At least I can always catch up in the afternoon when I finally get in here. hm. 8 hours ahead means that right now it's late evening for you, yes? Good thing the bistro has a license to serve alcohol 24 hours a day, which means it is DEFINITELY not located in Kansas. (okay, well, it is, but the speakeasy is a separate area. Just knock on the door and when the little window opens, say "Swordfish.'

I will now follow you to the ends of the earth slavering quietly.

Yeah, Oban. I'm not surprised you like it - I knew you had excellent taste. We can't even get that around here anymore. I'm told that the owners of the distillery are being very stingy with exports these days. I've offered dark and twisted favors to anyone who can find some for me. Still waiting.

I like an Oban 20. That and the Balvenie are about the sexiest single malts I've ever met. But then I also like a solid ruby dildo. They're about equally likely to appear in my life anytime soon.

Today's special beverage is the Velvet Brick, which we invented in college when all the roommates were English majors with 9 am classes:

2 shots espresso
1 cup strong coffee
2 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder
1 tsp sugar
steamed milk
sprinkle with more cocoa powder.

mix all, drink, then leap about energetically for about 2 hours.

stay warm, y'all.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Yesterday I spent about an hour reading (per bj's recommendation) your very funny thread at that place down the block. You rawk, rope guy.

That thread follows me even here?!

Heh, I have had a load of fun with that particular one, even if it is a bit embarrassing. I'm as close to shameless in that thread as I get

*bows and tips the hat*

Thank you for the compliment though.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

However, if there's any sucking up to be done around here it should be offered to the various mods and people who are far smarter and more important than I am.



Hey dont us also rans ever get sucked?
Will go and read homb being shameless tomorrow <gg>

 

[Homburg]

Good, bad. These are just words. But sucking up - now that is a concrete concept and one I deeply appreciate. However, if there's any sucking up to be done around here it should be offered to the various mods and people who are far smarter and more important than I am.

I'm just a whore with a heart of gold, running a little restaurant.

But let's discuss these bad things. I hear you're good at bad things...

"Whore?"
" ... check"
"Heart of Gold?
" ... check"
"Likes Bad Things?"
" ... check"
"Anything else?"
" ... Good taste in food, booze, and vintage photos."
"Good work, boys, we've found our gal."

*ahem*

I've been known to do Bad Things, yes. I've even been paid a compliment or two on the Bad Things I do.

*waggles the eyebrows*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I thought you had to be thin and supple to be tied but now I see that you do not

 

[Angeline]

That thread follows me even here?!

Heh, I have had a load of fun with that particular one, even if it is a bit embarrassing. I'm as close to shameless in that thread as I get

*bows and tips the hat*

Thank you for the compliment though.

You're welcome. It's just a hoot. Really, it was most enjoyable reading. The "voice" is perfect.

 

[Homburg]

I thought you had to be thin and supple to be tied but now I see that you do not

It helps for certain ties and postures, but it is not necessary. Rope is the ultimate one-size-fits-all.

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You're welcome. It's just a hoot. Really, it was most enjoyable reading. The "voice" is perfect.

I am merely the conduit

 

[unpredictablebijou]

However, if there's any sucking up to be done around here it should be offered to the various mods and people who are far smarter and more important than I am.



Hey dont us also rans ever get sucked?
Will go and read homb being shameless tomorrow <gg>

You're next, baby. And by "various people" I actually mean "everyone." So that includes you anyway.

*ahem*

I've been known to do Bad Things, yes. I've even been paid a compliment or two on the Bad Things I do.

*waggles the eyebrows*

I do love me some reckless eyebrows. Which reminds me. Special today, Reckless Eyebrows Tomato Salad. (this is an actual recipe and I have made it for friends. And it Works.)

Fresh, and high quality: rough-chopped tomatoes, basil, mozzarella, SCADS of really good olive oil, garlic and balsamic vinegar. A quick bit of research reveals that every one of these ingredients has been suggested to be an aphrodisiac at one time or another. And as with all good things, it's best when marinated for a little while.

I thought you had to be thin and supple to be tied but now I see that you do not

From what I've seen, it actually works a bit better on larger women. They've got somethin' to work with...

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I am merely the conduit

Way to avoid responsibility, there, Scooby. Nicely done.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Yesterday I spent about an hour reading (per bj's recommendation) your very funny thread at that place down the block. You rawk, rope guy.

A hairy c**k ?

 

[Angeline]

A hairy c**k ?

According to h*m.

 

[Homburg]

You're next, baby. And by "various people" I actually mean "everyone." So that includes you anyway.

Waitwaitwait. I was the one sucking up, er, accused of sucking up. Me. Are you somehow pimping out my suckage?

You are a kinky gal, ain'tcha?

I do love me some reckless eyebrows. Which reminds me. Special today, Reckless Eyebrows Tomato Salad. (this is an actual recipe and I have made it for friends. And it Works.)

Fresh, and high quality: rough-chopped tomatoes, basil, mozzarella, SCADS of really good olive oil, garlic and balsamic vinegar. A quick bit of research reveals that every one of these ingredients has been suggested to be an aphrodisiac at one time or another. And as with all good things, it's best when marinated for a little while.

Almost puts me in the mind of the tastes in ensalata caprese, sans olives. And it is almost precisely the sort of stuff I use for bruschetta. In short, it sounds pretty darned good.

From what I've seen, it actually works a bit better on larger women. They've got somethin' to work with...

Some ties do, aye. It pays to have a broad repetoire.

Way to avoid responsibility, there, Scooby. Nicely done.

bj

Hey now. Have you never had a man tell you about disagreements with his Cock? Or complaining about it getting his in trouble? Or personifying it? And do authors not merely channel truly great characters?

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A hairy c**k ?

According to h*m.

It's not that hairy.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Some ties do, aye. It pays to have a broad repetoire.




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Broad ? !!! heyyyyy there is personal and there is personal sonny jim one hopes that was a freudian slip but doubts it

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Waitwaitwait. I was the one sucking up, er, accused of sucking up. Me. Are you somehow pimping out my suckage?

You are a kinky gal, ain'tcha?

Well yeah. Ask anybody.

And actually I was just going to do the leg-humping that is a Tuesday tradition. But if you'd like me to pimp you out, I suspect there's enough leg-humping to go round... in fact I was going to make sure it was clear that Tuesday Leg-Humping is open to anyone.

Not mine, though. I'm busy getting this Linzer torte out of the oven. Hey. Quit that. I mean it. No I am NOT giggling. I do NOT giggle.

Hey now. Have you never had a man tell you about disagreements with his Cock? Or complaining about it getting his in trouble? Or personifying it? And do authors not merely channel truly great characters?
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Yeah. Heard it all. Sounds quite suspiciously like a dodge in all cases. But who am I to argue - that particular cock has been one of the bright spots in my day for quite some time...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Your ropes are taking me to funny places

I have no fear of the future
for it's the past that holds this
imprisoned soul.
Curling tendrils of memory
staunch and suffocate,
some misted, some stark charred,
burn where they touch.
Tying painful knots, cracked
but holding still.
Paint peeling festering sores
locked away, breaking free
to haunt.

 

[Angeline]

<snip>


Almost puts me in the mind of the tastes in ensalata caprese, sans olives. And it is almost precisely the sort of stuff I use for bruschetta. In short, it sounds pretty darned good.

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That's what I thought of--Caprese salad. I was back home in Jersey this past summer (eagleyez's first trip there--we drove through New York City with the jazz station blasting; home sweet home ), and I stopped at every farm stand to buy tomatoes. Fresh Jersey tomatoes (lol this is pornographic for me), and I took him to an Italian deli in Princeton and we got homemade buffalo mozzarella in olive oil and fresh basil. Some sea salt and fresh pepper. Semolina bread. It was heaven.

 

[Homburg]

Broad ? !!! heyyyyy there is personal and there is personal sonny jim one hopes that was a freudian slip but doubts it

"Hudson, I've got my eye on you."