Law & Order

[FallenMorgan]

Are there any stories with a Law & Order theme? Namely I'd just prefer a story with Casey Novak as the main character basically getting what she deserves for being a bitch. Honestly, she's just the kind of character on a show you'd like to punch in the face.

Anybody interested in my idea?

 

[Jagged]

I haven't seen anything but as popular as that show is there must be some stuff out there.

 

[mjl2010]

I suggest looking in the celebrities category. Do a search in that category for law and order, law & order. etc.

 

[Carnevil9]

Billy the garbage man grabbed a can and tossed the contents into the back of the truck. Another day, another ton of trash, he thought.

His partner, Jimmy, grabbed the next can, and deposited it in the back of the truck. New York's finest are not all cops, you know; the sanitation engineers are just as important to the health and security of the city as the boys in blue.

"Hey, what the fuck!" Billy yelled.

Jimmy came running. "What is it?"

"Look..."

The broken, mangled body of a gorgeous young Asian woman lay there in the alley. Billy and Jimmy stared for a few moments, before Billy reached for his cell phone.

BA-BUMMMMMM

"Jesus Christ, Rey, would you look at that?" said Lenny Briscoe, a pained expression crossing his weary features.

"She was a pretty young thing, wasn't she, Lenny?"

"Not any more, she isn't," said Lenny. "Look at that hole through the pump. Forty-four, do you think?"

Rey looked closely at the corpse. "I don't think so, Lenny. No powder burns. I think this was the work of an up-close vibrator used with Criminal Intent."

BA-BUMMMMMMM

"Well?" said Lieutenant van Buren. "What do you think, Lenny? You are ten times as old as the rest of us. Have you ever seen anything like this before?"

Lenny Briscoe shifted uneasily. "Yes, I have, Lieu," he said. "Back in Nam. They used to off the young bimbos with punjee sticks. But I've never seen it in midtown Manhattan before."

"Lieu, I have an idea," said Rey. "The vic may have run afoul of the Vietnamese tongs. They've been acting up a lot in the city lately, with their perverted sex games and snuff squads."

"Sounds like a good start," said the Lieutenant. "Get on it."

BA-BUMMMMMMM

Won Hung Lo restaurant, Chinatown.

"Police! Open up!" yelled Lenny, pounding on the red and gold door.

The door swung open. An ancient, creased face peered out.

Rey held up his badge in one hand, and a mug shot photo in the other. "Ever seen this woman, Hop Sing?" he asked.

"No, nevah," said the old Chinaman. "Not know that rady. Nevah seen her in my rife."

Lenny looked at Rey. "I think Confucius here is giving us the runaround, amigo," he said. "Mind if we take a look around, Ho-Chi Minh?"

The two coppers elbowed their way into the tiny, squalid apartment. Pigs and goats scattered before them.

"Take a look at this, Rey," said Lenny, indicating a shrine against the far wall. Dozens of photos of the deceased, surrounded by votive candles and animal organs, filled the shrine.

"You are going to have to come with us, Charlie Chan," said Rey. The detectives took the old Chinaman to their squad car, carefully pushing his head down as they deposited him in the back seat.

BA-BUMMMMMMM




Okay, Freddy..... over to you......

 

[GratefulFred]

Arriving at police headquarters the old Chinaman is lead into an empty room behind some see through glass. After a few rounds of rock - paper -sizzers a disappointed Rey goes on and sits in the opposite seat. He throws some photos in front of him.

“This looks bad” Rey says as he pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

The old Chinaman sorts through the photos. “She ah kinda sexy. Yo’ wife?”

Rey quickly removes those nude photos and replaces them with the one’s from the crime scene. “Think you’re a wise guy chinaman. I am not sure that you are aware of the seriousness of this matter. We have arrested you on homicide and if you keep this up you may be looking at back to back jaywalking sentences.”

The old Chinaman begs for a cigarette. His hands tremble. Rey gives him one and lights it. The old Chinaman takes a puff and coughs repeatedly.

“Dis is not Opium. I needa speaka to yoyyer?” the old Chinaman says with a sly smile.

Rey grabs him by his shirt and pulls him closer. “We got the rights to keep you 24 hours before seeing a lawyer and if you don’t give us what we want I just may set my watch back a few minutes. By the way nice starch job on your shirt.”

“Ok…ok…I’ll tella you whata I know. I twolled some post on litawatica. I wasa lonely.” The old Chinaman responds as tears come down from his eyes.

Lenny Briscoe makes it into the room as Rey gets his last bit of dialogue in. “No. About the murdered Asian girl in the pictures?”

Rey leaves the room as Lenny takes away the old Chinaman’s cigarette. “I am sorry if my partner was a little hard on you. You see my friend Chuck, can I call you Chuck?”

“No. My name isa Wong Mign Tolkien” Wong responds.

“Ok Chuck. We got a murder on our hands and all the evidence is pointing to you. If you confess now to the murder we can go catch a movie, maybe grab some ice cream. Who knows if you play your cards right we may be looking at third base”, Lenny says with a smile.

Wong considers the proposal. “I like ah baseball.”

Lenny wastes no time and puts the cuffs back on and leads Wong to some other police officers. “There you go boys we have his confession. Take him away”

Rey asks Lenny afterwards “Hey Lenny, Forensics just got back with an examination of his wallet and besides around $50 bucks, we discovered that Mr. Wong here has another address on his driver’s license.”

“Have you matched that up with Marvel Comics subscription department’s database?” Lenny checks.

“Worse. Apparently an Asian comic book company has been pirating Marvel. Look at this advertisement piece.” Rey responds showing Lenny a page in some comic book.

“Vibrators with…wait that can’t be…an incredible hulk sticker. Holy shit!” Lenny says as his jaw drops.

“Wait ‘til the lawyers get a hand on this” Rey says as the two notice a group of prostitutes being brought in for questioning and other fun stuff…

Carney…you're up…(by the way can someone read my newest story - The Sexual Prisoner Ch. 03?)

 

[Carnevil9]

BA-BUMMMMMMM

ADA McCoy approaches the bench.

"Your honor, the people intend to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Mr. Wong Mign Tolkien is guilty of murder in the first degree of Ms. Suk Mine Dikh. We ask for remand, as the defendant is a flight risk."

The judge favored McCoy with a withering glance. "Mr. McCoy, how do you consider Mr. Wong a flight risk? He can barely speak, let alone fly? Bail is set at eleven cents."

BA-BUMMMMMMM

Back in the office, McCoy and his assistant, Abby Carmichael, consider their options.

"Jack, we can always manufacture a bunch of false evidence like we usually do, and put this bastard away for life, guilty or not. That's what I recommend. After all, the police wouldn’t have arrested him if he wasn’t guilty.”

“No, Abby. This time, for a change, I want to secure a real conviction. One that will even stand up to an appeal, even though they never show those appeals on TV. We have to make sure it will stick!”

“Okay, then we’ll have to dig up some actual facts. What do Briscoe and Curtis have for us?”

“Not much. As usual, they go to lunch as soon as the production goes to a commercial. We’re on our own.”

“Well,” said Abby, “then you’ll just have to tap dance at the trial. I hope you have your tap shoes shined up.”

BA-BUMMMMMMM

New York Trial part 69.44.69

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury; your honor; I give to you Mr. Wong Mign Tolkien: as guilty a bastard as has ever graced the halls of justice in the New York judicial system. Look at him! Look at those sloping eyes! Look at that yellow skin! Don’t you just want to hang him up by his scrotum? Of course you do!

“But I won’t ask you to convict him just for his racial indiscretions, as just as that would be. No! I will prove to you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!”

“Objection, your honor!” called the defense attorney, played by a black woman, of course.

“Overruled,” said the judge. “But watch your step, counselor,” she said, eyeing Mr. McCoy,

“Of course, your honor,” said McCoy. “Call the first witness.”

The first witness entered the courtroom and took the stand. The bailiff started to say, “Do you swear…?”

“Of course not!” said the first witness. “But I know all the words!”

The judge banged her gavel. “Order in the court!”

“Order?” said McCoy. “I’ll have a pastrami on rye, hold the mayo. And a side of cole slaw. Now we’re getting somewhere!”

Okay, I admit, it’s after four in the morning and I’m losing it. We might want to toss out most of this post. Sorry gang!....Carney

 

[GratefulFred]

No can do Carney. What's up sticks. Whoever jumps in has to continue from the point left off. I'll jump in if that's got your blessing. Hate to take away your thunder blunder.

 

[FallenMorgan]

What the fuck is going on here? Casey Novak is on Law & Order: SVU. Anyways though, it would be creepy having Lenny in a story...ehhhhh...

 

[mjl2010]

What the fuck is going on here? Casey Novak is on Law & Order: SVU. Anyways though, it would be creepy having Lenny in a story...ehhhhh...

If it all made sense, it wouldn't be Freddy or Carney. Congrats, you inspired a thread story. And if you wanted it to be SVU you should have said so. Too late.

Freddy you're up I think. And don't forget the BA-BUMMMMMMM this time!

MJL

 

[OzoneRed]

http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Law_and_Order/

 

[Fatwa_Morgana]

I would do Casey Novak. Or Abby Carmichael. Heck, I'd even do Lenny. He's kinda cute.

 

[FallenMorgan]

I would do Casey Novak. Or Abby Carmichael. Heck, I'd even do Lenny. He's kinda cute.

I agree that Casey Novak is hot but she's a bitch, really. I just hate all her whining about how high and mighty she is while everybody else dosn't even deserve a plea bargain or something.

 

[Fatwa_Morgana]

I watched SUV tonight. I never realized just how hot that Casey bitch was before I read this thread. Now I want her to do me against my will. Maybe I'll write it up.

Did you have any other ideas other than her "getting what she deserves" or a punch in the face? I might give her that, but in the end, I think she will have her way with me!

 

[FallenMorgan]

I watched SUV tonight. I never realized just how hot that Casey bitch was before I read this thread. Now I want her to do me against my will. Maybe I'll write it up.

Did you have any other ideas other than her "getting what she deserves" or a punch in the face? I might give her that, but in the end, I think she will have her way with me!

Maybe the main character could be some hardcore butch lesbian rapist or something and she previously went to jail but she got released and plots a little "revenge" on her. I don't mean some bodybuilder girl by the way, just a mildly short haired woman who makes a shower room at a female prison feel like a shower room at a men's prison...and by that I mean violating newbies.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Upon running a search for "Law and Order" (with the quotes) in the Celeb section, 7 stories were found. I know it's not a lot, but it's a start. Try a search for a favorite actor or character from the show in the Celeb section.

(Though I don't think he's attractive, per se, out of curiosity I typed in Jack McCoy in a Celeb search... 1 story found! lol)
(1 story for Stabler too.)