h_i_s
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2004
- Posts
- 4,335
no more peppermint bark penises!
Aww... have to make due with the 7 Inches of Manhood. Looks yummy too.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
no more peppermint bark penises!
They were peppermint bark boobies, thankyouverymuch!lol!
What? *angelic look*And to think, I respected your thread in talk, and made not one single comment abou tyou having bottomy urges. And this is how I'm repaid. I see how you are.
*Looks around*
Clearly I missed something. What's wrong with peppermint bark boobies or penises?
I don't know about the quality of that chocolate though. Often times novelty stuff is made out of less than great ingredients (Was going to say sub-par, but didn't want anyone getting up in arms! LOL).
Maybe I could learn how to make chocolate and pour it into little moulds or something. Perhaps little woman figure in a tied position?
I mean, I already know how to make toast and hard boil an egg. How difficult could it be?![]()
No need to do thatI found some chocolate molds that would work. Not only that, they have soap molds too!
What? *angelic look*
Besides, what is wrong with me bottoming? Do you have something against bottoms???
Eh - with your cock worshipping crowd, someone has to make sure that your ego stays not too far above ground level.No, sweetheart, you know that's not the case. The point was that I kept my pervy interests out of that thread, and concentrated, through great effort, not on images of you bottoming, but on giving my reasonable, on-topic input.
So I missed a wonderful oppurtunity to do some righteous perving out of love for my fellow top, and this is how I am repaid.
Geez, what is it with people having such a distorded image of me?And I will believe that you can manage an angelic look when I see a picture of that look. Until then I will laugh and laugh.
Eh - with your cock worshipping crowd, someone has to make sure that your ego stays not too far above ground level.
Geez, what is it with people having such a distorded image of me?
You remind me of some of friends who almost choked from laughing too hard last summer when I asked whether the white summer dress I had on made me look too virginal.
Pfff. Whatever. I can *so* look angelically virginal (or virginally angelical?) if I want.*snort* I think I would've died.
Pfff. Whatever. I can *so* look angelically virginal (or virginally angelical?) if I want.
Pfff. Whatever. I can *so* look angelically virginal (or virginally angelical?) if I want.
Why don't you prove it to us?![]()
Here you go. Wearing said white dress and just a few days before I cut my hair short.
Come on, don't I look angelically virginal there?
Here you go. Wearing said white dress and just a few days before I cut my hair short.
Come on, don't I look angelically virginal there?
Not a machete. A drink and a cigaretteI keep imagining the machete you're holding behind your back.
Told 'ya.The picture does a good job of obfuscating the evil though. Good show![]()
No no no! Sexy is not virginal!In my opinion you look darn sexy!!! *phew*
No no no! Sexy is not virginal!
did i miss the DB virginal picture?!?!
Soap of that type should perhaps require ropes. And if I find one dropped in our shower... it can stay there. WHO is gonna pick that stuff up? I aint gonna volunteer....
Can we get some buttucks shaped soap? I just want to wash up with one so that afterwards I can ask IYM if I smell like ass.
heheh
![]()
Yep. A few seconds earlier and you would have seen it.
did i miss the DB virginal picture?!?!
Pfff. You're just jealous that I'm able to go under cover and you're not.I would not go so far as to call it virginal, or angelic. It just hid the evil better.
Pfff. You're just jealous that I'm able to go under cover and you're not.
Haha! Indeed. Plus, you're big and furry. No hiding the evil.
I am not! I can cover the evil. Well, no, I can't. I look too much your typical het white male. I'm evil by default, no matter how I look.