Sometimes I wish I was gay....

[amicus]

Woof!!

ami

 

[Frank Noir]

Gay? Nah. I like women too much.

But sometimes I'd like to be a lesbian.

 

[3113]

Well, just to clear things up: I'm not giving up on women (or on that particular woman for that matter - it's love, you know). It's just that sometimes it can drive you mad. I'm sure there are some pretty complicated gay or hetero men out there. But sometimes, it'd be so much easier, I bet. Because women DO have a different rationality than men. i'm pretty sure of that.

I don't know that it's a man/woman thing so much as a High/Low maintenance sort of thing--which both men and women can be in a relationship, just in different ways. It would seem, Snoop, from what you're implying, that you're attracted to the high maintenance sort, which, in spite of all complications, does offer some rewards.

For example, there's nothing like a high maintenance girl to make a guy feel needed and wanted. With the h.m. girl, you may find yourself in confusion or in the dog house (apropos, snoop, heh?), but you can also be the hero of the relationship, the superman who saves the world. Not so with a low maintenance girl who can do it all herself and really doesn't need you to kill the spider or open the bottle or come get her when her car breaks down because she forgot to refill it with motor oil

 

[Vermilion]

I don't know that it's a man/woman thing so much as a High/Low maintenance sort of thing--which both men and women can be in a relationship, just in different ways. It would seem, Snoop, from what you're implying, that you're attracted to the high maintenance sort, which, in spite of all complications, does offer some rewards.

For example, there's nothing like a high maintenance girl to make a guy feel needed and wanted. With the h.m. girl, you may find yourself in confusion or in the dog house (apropos, snoop, heh?), but you can also be the hero of the relationship, the superman who saves the world. Not so with a low maintenance girl who can do it all herself and really doesn't need you to kill the spider or open the bottle or come get her when her car breaks down because she forgot to refill it with motor oil

Huh... go figure. I'm a l.m. girl who ends up h.m. by accident!

Seriously - I look after my car, but it breaks down anyway. I get the spider out of the bath, but manage to pull tiles off the wall when I do it. I open jam jars by myself, but drop the jar, try to pick up the broken glass with my bare hands and slice my palm open...

Whatever I do, however independent I try to be, I always need rescuing

Luckily I have some bitchin' domestic skills to make it up to my poor, beleaguered superhero.

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