Sometimes I wish I was gay....

[SnoopDog]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

END OF RANT


Snoops

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I feel your pain.

But female psychosis is the price you pay for good hygiene, clean underwear, and smoooth sweet-smelling armpits/legs. Plus they come from the factory with an extra orifice.

 

[Vermilion]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

END OF RANT


Snoops

Trust me, it's the individual, not the gender. There are just as many problems with certain men.

I'm bi, so I know what I'm talking about here.

x
V

 

[Guest]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

END OF RANT


Snoops

 

[rgraham666]

It's difficult no matter what gender and sexuality a person has.

But it's worth it if you find a good match.

 

[Liar]

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

Dude. I've done both. And trust me, that's not any solution.


Long time no see, snoop. How ya been? (Relationship angst aside, that is.)

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Stewie: Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like why can't you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know what, why don't guys just do that?

Brian: They do. It's called being gay.

Stewie: Oh, is that what gay is? Oh, yeah. I could totally get into that.

 

[3113]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

Ah, Snoop! {{{Hugs}}}

Hey, buddy! Good to have you back again. Now you do know you're being silly, right? Because in a moment a gay gentleman (or two or three) will show up and chew you out because of all the angst and complications he's had in his relationships. If you think men can't be demanding and unfair, well, you haven't been in a relationship with one

So, instead of yearning for a different sexual orientation, why not tell us what a "normal" relationship is and why you're having a hard time finding one?

 

[Stella_Omega]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

END OF RANT


Snoops

heh.

I could point you to some of the most demanding, unfair and "complicated" people-- who happen to be gay or bi men.

No one gets off easy, no one.

 

[Guest]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????


Snoops

Ummm... because if they weren't, they'd be men?

j/k

Women aren't more complicated than men. They're just starting from a different set of priorities than men. (OK, yes, two sweeping generalizations... we all know exceptions.) That's generally what creates the misunderstandings and conflicts between the pointers and the setters.

 

[ms.read]

hello gnome it is very nice to meet you, and all the other seemingly newbies out here tonight!

 

[fieryjen]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Sometimes I wish, I could just get it on with a guy and have a normal relationship for once.

END OF RANT


Snoops

I'm not usually unfair... but yes, I'm complicated and occasionally demanding too.

But I give great head!

 

[Guest]

hello gnome it is very nice to meet you, and all the other seemingly newbies out here tonight!

And you as well, ms.read. Loverly bunch of coconuts we've got on here!

 

[Guest]

But I give great head!

Cool! Do you take trade-ins? I could use a new head...

 

[Boxlicker101]

My wife is what I believe to be a great rarity. A woman who is intelligent and reasonable.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

My wife is what I believe to be a great rarity. A woman who is intelligent and reasonable.

Ditto for my wife. Intelligent, reasonable, sensual, open-minded, affectionate, committed, and FUN. I am extremely lucky. The decision to marry her was a no-brainer.

 

[fieryjen]

Cool! Do you take trade-ins? I could use a new head...

There's something really witty I'd like to reply to that, but I just can't come up with it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe the best kind of mate is a M to F TS. They are brought up as boys and practice linear thought, don't rely on crying or on being coy, usually mean what they say and say what they mean, don't usually develop the malicious habits girls often do, such as gossiping, etc. Besides that, some of them are really cute. Besides, they have more masculine sex drives, but as females.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Maybe the best kind of mate is a M to F TS. They are brought up as boys and practice linear thought, don't rely on crying or on being coy, usually mean what they say and say what they mean, don't usually develop the malicious habits girls often do, such as gossiping, etc. Besides that, some of them are really cute. Besides, they have more masculine sex drives, but as females.

Let me know how that works out for you!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Let me know how that works out for you!

I've never actually tried it, but I write about one named Angel.

It's a bit late to change my mind now, but it might have worked out quite well when I was a young man.

 

[amicus]

I truly delightful young woman I met online a few weeks ago....intelligent, educated, cultured, common sense smart, open, lovely, uninhibited before the web cam.....got all pissy for no reason a few days ago.

She came back a few days, later, "Period Pains! Really sorry, Mon Ami...I'll be back, when reason and rationality return..."

Don't ever give up, Snoop...never...

smiles....

Ami...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've never actually tried it, but I write about one named Angel.

It's a bit late to change my mind now, but it might have worked out quite well when I was a young man.

"Youth is wasted on the young," I always say.

 

[elsol]

....I mean, why do women have to be like this? So freakin' complicated and demanding and unfair?

Why, I ask! Why, why, why??? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?????

Because that's the kind of woman you like.

 

[SnoopDog]

Well, just to clear things up: I'm not giving up on women (or on that particular woman for that matter - it's love, you know). It's just that sometimes it can drive you mad. I'm sure there are some pretty complicated gay or hetero men out there. But sometimes, it'd be so much easier, I bet. Because women DO have a different rationality than men. i'm pretty sure of that.

Other than that, I'm okay. Not great, but okay. Yet, things would be better if she'd act more reasonable.

Oh, and I'm aware of the fact that there is no such thing like a 'normal' relationship. But that doesn't mean things have to be AS difficult and f***** up.


Snoops, woof

 

[SnoopDog]

Because that's the kind of woman you like.

Aparently, (and sadly) you're not far away from the truth there..........


Snoopy