Proof Positive!

[Vermilion]

That our beloved Stella leads a fantastical double-life....

http://www.poster.net/depp-johnny/depp-johnny-johnny-depp-rolling-stone-cover-1203278.jpg

http://www.augustcelebrity.com/pics/2007_10/JOHNNY_DEPP.jpg


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[Guest]

I knew it.

 

[SensualCealy]

I cant believe how much Stella looks like Johnny, who photoshoped those pictures? he hehehehe!
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[DesertPirate]

That our beloved Stella leads a fantastical double-life....

http://www.poster.net/depp-johnny/depp-johnny-johnny-depp-rolling-stone-cover-1203278.jpg

http://www.augustcelebrity.com/pics/2007_10/JOHNNY_DEPP.jpg


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Too much fun

 

[buxxxom]

Delightfully swoonworthy, both of them!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Delightfully swoonworthy, both of them!

Amen!!!

 

[Vermilion]

I dunno... I think I prefer Stella

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[CharleyH]

Delightfully swoonworthy, both of them!

Stella sold out and became a pop tart?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now you have me blushing and girlishly giggling.

Johnny has some assets that I lack, though--
His talent (s);
His sweetness of expression;
His well-deserved fortune;
His estate in France;
His real Captain Jack Sparrow costume.

I have--
Some web skills;
A more creative intellect;
You.

 

[Vermilion]

Now you have me blushing and girlishly giggling.

Johnny has some assets that I lack, though--
His talent (s);
His sweetness of expression;
His well-deserved fortune;
His estate in France;
His real Captain Jack Sparrow costume.

I have--
Some web skills;
A more creative intellect;
You.

But you have
-talent
-innate sexiness (that I personally don't find in Johnny)
-a delightfully twisted mind


And us

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[CharleyH]

Now you have me blushing and girlishly giggling.

Johnny has some assets that I lack, though--
His talent (s);
His sweetness of expression;
His well-deserved fortune;
His estate in France;
His real Captain Jack Sparrow costume.

I have--
Some web skills;
A more creative intellect;
You.

The only thing I am sure of is you don't have his estate in France or his Jack Sparrow costume.

 

[starrkers]

Quick, someone steal his Jack Sparrow costume and Stella will have it all (and more).

 

[TE999]

Arrrrrr...the scurvy swab be lookin' in yer spittin' image Cap'n Stella.

He be tryin' to trick us loyal crew members into tellin' him where the gold be hid.

Do ye want us to keelhaul the scurvy bilge rat?

A handful of doubloons to the first man who brings him to the quarterdeck.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Quick, someone steal his Jack Sparrow costume and Stella will have it all (and more).

Oh, believe me, I've already made the attempt.

"What do he need the britches for?" I asked myself, "He already has Vanessa Paradis!"

But the alarm bells went off and I had to rappel out of the guarded vault.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Arrrrrr...the scurvy swab be lookin' in yer spittin' image Cap'n Stella.

He be tryin' to trick us loyal crew members into tellin' him where the gold be hid.

Do ye want us to keelhaul the scurvy bilge rat?

A handful of doubloons to the first man who brings him to the quarterdeck.

Aye bring him to yer Captain, I'll be strippin' him nekkid!

The garments for me, and I'll present his pretty corpus to the lassies for auction.

 

[cloudy]

Aye bring him to yer Captain, I'll be strippin' him nekkid!

The garments for me, and I'll present his pretty corpus to the lassies for auction.

me first!

 

[starrkers]

I'll fight yer fer 'im!

 

[cloudy]

I'll fight yer fer 'im!

you sure about that?

 

[starrkers]

you sure about that?

Most definitely!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Avast ladies! There'll be no brawlin' on the quarterdeck.

Let's see the color of yer money, eh?

 

[TE999]

Aye bring him to yer Captain, I'll be strippin' him nekkid!

The garments for me, and I'll present his pretty corpus to the lassies for auction.

Arrrr..Cap'n?

Can we bid on the slim one too?

The Cabin Boy's caught wise to the 'lookee there out the cannon port' trick.

 

[Stella_Omega]

TE, ye want 'im, you pony up, savvy?

What're ye bidding, maties?


hahaha, poor Johnny!

 

[TE999]

TE, ye want 'im, you pony up, savvy?

What're ye bidding, maties?


hahaha, poor Johnny!

Aw...he'll love it whoever gets 'im--so to speak--LMAO!

 

[DesertPirate]

Some of the funniest stuff of the week

Thanks to all of you for this smile