DeservingBitch
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Pussy for sale
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myinnerslut
His chains. His lash.
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that looks comfy
sureibu
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Luna_Wolf72
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wow, I love to lay in pussy but it looks rather uncomfy!~!
unpredictablebijou
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Wow, OMG that is gorgeous.
DO WANT
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DO WANT
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DVS
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It just doesn't fit my lifestyle. I have a certain vertebra that is inconsistent, at times. It's obviously from too much vigorous sexual thrusting, in my younger years.
That couch looks like it would be comfy enough that I'd fall asleep in it. Then upon awaking, I wouldn't be able to move, because that vertebra had slipped out. That, and pink just doesn't fit my present color scheme.
It is a bit pricey, but couches always seem to attract coinage over time. And seeing how you'd have to get in and out of this one, I think that it would soon pay for itself, as unsuspecting visitors "make a deposit".
That couch looks like it would be comfy enough that I'd fall asleep in it. Then upon awaking, I wouldn't be able to move, because that vertebra had slipped out. That, and pink just doesn't fit my present color scheme.
It is a bit pricey, but couches always seem to attract coinage over time. And seeing how you'd have to get in and out of this one, I think that it would soon pay for itself, as unsuspecting visitors "make a deposit".
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NoLeafClover7
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That is the epitome of classy. I should totally buy that for my apartment, for the shock factor if nothing else.
BiBunny
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Ditto. I have an obnoxious, annoying, busybody landlady and an obnoxious, annoying, busybody pest control woman. They both love to gossip about me and the things they find in my apartment (i.e., toys--which, the first time was an accident, but once I figured out they were talking shit about me, I leave stuff out on purpose now for when they wander in without warning!). It'd just about be worth the $600 just to see the looks on their faces and hear the inevitable rumors about myself later.
Rosie_Riveter
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Brief hijack: could someone tell me how to make an url like this? I know how to do ******* etc, but not how to substitute with text.
Ummmmm, now picturing DVS trapped in vagina couch. It's all very Venus Fly Trappy.
DeservingBitch
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Replace the bold part below with the text you want:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/518589816.html[URL]
Like this:
[URL="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/518589816.html"]Dear Internet Porn[URL]
*note: i've intentionally erased the </> in the last bracket code for the purpose of the demonstration.
Here's the link if you're interested: [URL="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/518589816.html"]Dear Internet Porn
~His Kitten~
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That is so cute!
However it looks more like a napping device, a day bed than an actual couch .
However it looks more like a napping device, a day bed than an actual couch .
Essene
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I was just going to say something similar. It looks like it would be awesome to sleep in, but sitting up would be uncomfortable,and might put a strain on the neck and shoulders.
~His Kitten~
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Kinda reminds me of what a gravy boat looks like, lol.
sureibu
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Essene
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I was trying to remember where I had seen pillows in a similar fashion.
I dislike Tyra Banks intensely, but I somehow managed to learn about this http://www.yoni.com/gifts/healing-gifts/the-wondrous-vulva-puppet-27.html from a clip from her show.
I'm thinking vulva pillows for your vagina couch? (They're actually puppets, but they look like they'd make great pillows.)
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~His Kitten~
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I saw that episode! I really don't like Tyra Banks but when I was channel surfing I saw her with a vagina shaped pillow I paused. I couldn't believe it. If my pussy actually looked like that I'd be so scared. I guess its a good learning tool for girls though, although I'm not sure what I'd do with a vagina shaped hand puppet on my hand...
00Syd
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I have seen Velvet Vagina purses somewhere online before, let me see if I can find it...
Haha, oh yes:
http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
Some look like pussy doilies.
Haha, oh yes:
http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
Some look like pussy doilies.
Rosie_Riveter
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Thank you, DB.
Lizzie_Borden
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Please don't bump 2 year old threads.
Thank you in advance, and may your day be pleasant.
DVS
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Not only that, you've got to worry about coming home and finding new furniture sitting around the house because the couch and the coffee table got together while you were gone.
Then again, I guess that could be an interesting business to be in if you could somehow control what furniture is made. Either that, or find a customer base that isn't picky.
And what's wrong with bumping old threads? Maybe somebody is looking for a special present for grandma on her 60th birthday. This would keep her warm, on those cold nights when grandpa is playing poker with the guys.
Sorry for the second bump. But if the first bump hadn't happened, mine wouldn't have happened. Just like bumps in the road, one always hits you first, before the second one.
Now get ready...sometimes there's even a third bump in the road. It does happen.
