Newbie seeking help from experienced authors

[nice_fat1]

Hi guys and gals,

I'm a complete newbie to this place. Yes, I get to be a virgin again!

However, the second time around I'm pretty sure "my first time" will last a lot longer.

Anyway, I'm new to the whole concept of erotic fiction. I gave it a shot but I think I'm suffering from a bad case of writer's block. I need to create sexy stories featuring beautiful women (models, centerfolds, etc.) engaging in heterosexual and lesbian action. I've read a few stories and most of you are talented individuals when it comes to this artform.

As a result, I'm willing to outsource my stories.

If you think you can help me with my writer's block, please send me a private message.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to help this virgin. lol

Keep up the good work!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi guys and gals,

I'm a complete newbie to this place. Yes, I get to be a virgin again!

However, the second time around I'm pretty sure "my first time" will last a lot longer.

Anyway, I'm new to the whole concept of erotic fiction. I gave it a shot but I think I'm suffering from a bad case of writer's block. I need to create sexy stories featuring beautiful women (models, centerfolds, etc.) engaging in heterosexual and lesbian action. I've read a few stories and most of you are talented individuals when it comes to this artform.

As a result, I'm willing to outsource my stories.

If you think you can help me with my writer's block, please send me a private message.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to help this virgin. lol

Keep up the good work!

Hi, Fat 1. Welcome to the AH. Out of curiosity, why do you just want to get responses by PM?

 

[starrkers]

So, what are you looking for? Someone to write for you, or send you naked pictures?

 

[TE999]

So, what are you looking for? Someone to write for you, or send you naked pictures?

It would seem so.

This thread subjects a tad weird.

 

[Boxlicker101]

So, what are you looking for? Someone to write for you, or send you naked pictures?

If you just want naked pics, you can get, literally, millions of them without coming here. The women in the AH are the most beautiful in the world, but they may not want to send you any pics.

 

[ms.read]

If you just want naked pics, you can get, literally, millions of them without coming here. The women in the AH are the most beautiful in the world, but they may not want to send you any pics.

why thank you box!

the only pic your getting of me is an autographed av of my orgasm serum!

 

[nice_fat1]

So, what are you looking for? Someone to write for you, or send you naked pictures?

Ohhh...you guys are funny!

No, I'm not looking for naked pics. You can find those anywhere on the web.

However, good erotic stories are hard to find. That's why I need someone to write the stories for me. I asked to be contacted via PM because I don't know if it's against the board's rules to flat out solicit and discuss pricing for stories.

I'm not looking for anything to complex. I just need something that mentions that the girl(s) in the story were centerfolds, etc.

Something along the lines of...

""Jenny was a hot babe. She was the sexiest college girl you've ever seen. She had dreams of becoming a super model. Her body proportions were perfect in every way. She had the nicest pair of tits and a firm ass.

Her fate changed the day she met Robert. He was a mystery to her. He was funny and charming as well as eye candy for any woman. Most important of all, he was the most influential photographer in the adult industry."

You see, I told you my writing sucked.

 

[emap]

nice your in the wrong section. You want to wander over to Story Idea's section, start a new thread for each idea you have that you want to see turned into a story and then wait.

Usually a few weeks later someone will have written you a story, soemtimes they send them to you in a PM. I've noticed those are almost always written by a guy for a woman though so just keep an eye in the new stories posted to literotica.

 

[English Lady]

Oh,you want a word whore for hire

Now it all becomes clear!

 

[Anna_Malia75]

You see, I told you my writing sucked.

Then what you really need to do - what all the rest of us do - is practice! Because the thought that I could write about centerfolds and have it posted on this site under your name - gosh, it just gives me the shivers. Or it could be the DTs. Jury's still out.

Seriously, just start writing. And good luck.

 

[Vermilion]

Then what you really need to do - what all the rest of us do - is practice! Because the thought that I could write about centerfolds and have it posted on this site under your name - gosh, it just gives me the shivers. Or it could be the DTs. Jury's still out.

Seriously, just start writing. And good luck.

Girl's got a point, Nice. Most of the authors here don;t get a lot of payment - we do it for the recognition alone. Unlikely that anyone would let something they've written slip from their grasp...
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[Boxlicker101]

Oh,you want a word whore for hire

Now it all becomes clear!

Don't get the idea that we consider being called a word whore to be pejorative. If what you want is for somebody to write stories and sell them to you, then say so. The example you listed was too stereotypical, but dirty stories tend to be pretty formulaic anyhow.