Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

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A Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee


When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of
coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then
asked the students again if the jar was full they agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled u p everything else. He asked once more if the
jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and
poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty
space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things- your God, family, your children, your health, your
friends, and your favorite passions--things that if everything else was
lost and only they remained your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
and your car.

The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and en ergy on the
small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important
to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play
with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner
out to dinner.
Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix
the disposal."

Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set
your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee
represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that
no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple
of cups of coffee with a friend."

Please share this with someone you care about.

I JUST DID
 
That hole in the top is so you can dip, bail, or pour. Refills are optional.


I'm going to tell the wife unit you said that.
She'd just consider the source--in this case, both sources.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
I'm a little disappointed. I thought this lesson was going to involves fractals, quantum physics, maybe a comparison of astronomy sizes and distances, perceptions of reality, atoms...cool stuff. But "don't sweat the small stuff." That's it? That's all we get? I mean, I appreciate the good intentions of this little story, but honestly speaking, what I got from it is that fantastic demonstrations of the wonders of inner space and science are being replaced by life-coach lessons because people don't want to hear anything else. They just want to learn ways to feel good about themselves.

That's pretty depressing to me. It used to be such demonstrations were used to explain the inner workings of life, the universe...everything. Now they're reduced to It's a Wonderful Life lessons like "keep in mind what's important like God and family!" :rolleyes:

I also have to say that I didn't buy it. A professor who teaches this lesson is just asking for students to stop doing the assignments, and then, when asked why they stopped doing the assignments they'll all say, "Hey, this class is just sand, not golf balls...." And what's the teacher going to say to that? He taught the lesson and they're following it. Beyond that, life lessons are better taught by priests, parents, therapists at rehab....if a professor of mine wasted valuable class time trying to arrogantly teach me how to see life, without ever knowing if I was already on track on that score and in no need of such a lesson...I'd drop his class in a heartbeat.

Talk about filling up a class with sand rather than golfballs.

I think it needs a rewrite ;)
 
Actually ms.read, not a bad little analogy or metaphor, whichever, at all.

On a philosophical level...if you consider the golf balls, the beginning concepts of human perception of reality, that is to say that it exists independent of human thought and the human mind can perceive the building blocks of knowledge...

You continue with the accumulation of sensory data and the normative workings of the mind as the mind matures and begins to conceptualize...

Yes...it could be fashioned into a very instructive lecture and demonstration.

Thanks...


Amicus...
 
Thanks for the coffee with a friend, even without all the rest, which is good, that is sooo nice.

I am still asleepy, drinkin my first cup of coffee, but I am of course, a deep thinker. So I had to wonder:

"why a mayonaise jar?"

:rose:
 
But my jar's full of crap.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

Didn't your parents teach you that the mayo jar wasn't a toilet?

I'm a little disappointed. I thought this lesson was going to involves fractals, quantum physics, maybe a comparison of astronomy sizes and distances, perceptions of reality, atoms...cool stuff. But "don't sweat the small stuff." That's it? That's all we get? I mean, I appreciate the good intentions of this little story, but honestly speaking, what I got from it is that fantastic demonstrations of the wonders of inner space and science are being replaced by life-coach lessons because people don't want to hear anything else. They just want to learn ways to feel good about themselves.

That's pretty depressing to me. It used to be such demonstrations were used to explain the inner workings of life, the universe...everything. Now they're reduced to It's a Wonderful Life lessons like "keep in mind what's important like God and family!" :rolleyes:

I also have to say that I didn't buy it. A professor who teaches this lesson is just asking for students to stop doing the assignments, and then, when asked why they stopped doing the assignments they'll all say, "Hey, this class is just sand, not golf balls...." And what's the teacher going to say to that? He taught the lesson and they're following it. Beyond that, life lessons are better taught by priests, parents, therapists at rehab....if a professor of mine wasted valuable class time trying to arrogantly teach me how to see life, without ever knowing if I was already on track on that score and in no need of such a lesson...I'd drop his class in a heartbeat.

Talk about filling up a class with sand rather than golfballs.

I think it needs a rewrite ;)

I'm hoping that your being a little sarcastic, Just a smidgeon

Actually ms.read, not a bad little analogy or metaphor, whichever, at all.

On a philosophical level...if you consider the golf balls, the beginning concepts of human perception of reality, that is to say that it exists independent of human thought and the human mind can perceive the building blocks of knowledge...

You continue with the accumulation of sensory data and the normative workings of the mind as the mind matures and begins to conceptualize...

Yes...it could be fashioned into a very instructive lecture and demonstration.

Thanks...


Amicus...
Your very welcome Amicus!
Thanks for the coffee with a friend, even without all the rest, which is good, that is sooo nice.

I am still asleepy, drinkin my first cup of coffee, but I am of course, a deep thinker. So I had to wonder:

"why a mayonaise jar?"

:rose:
Well, first, your welcome. good morning or whenever you drink your coffee. Did you know that the red cross is offering a pound of coffee if you donate blood nowadays? Why a mayo jar? well, as a philosophical question answered with another: Why not a mayo jar.... ?

I really liked this! Thanks! :rose::kiss:

Your welcome!
 
Like sand through the mayonnaise jar--these are the days of our lives. ;)
 
life is just one big soap Opera when you worry about the small stuff!
 
Well, first, your welcome. good morning or whenever you drink your coffee. Did you know that the red cross is offering a pound of coffee if you donate blood nowadays?

Well, uh, what do they want for just a cup? With cream and sugar of course.

:rose:
 
Ms.Read said:
Did you know that the red cross is offering a pound of coffee if you donate blood nowadays?

Yeah? Where's that? I've hardly ever donated blood to the Red Cross in my life--just various local blood banks. When I lived in Louisiana, I collected a whole drawer full of t-shirts I got for donating blood. I once got a sports bottle too.

They don't give you anything in Florida, outside of the usual drink and snacks, until you have given a gallon, and then they send you a gallon donor key fob.

I can't give blood right now--I got myself a tattoo for my birthday, which was in August.
 
Yeah? What's your reason? A woman I used to work with couldn't, because she was underweight.
 
I'm not allowed to give blood in the US because I'm European. :rolleyes:

That really pisses me off, actually.
 
I'm a little disappointed. I thought this lesson was going to involves fractals, quantum physics, maybe a comparison of astronomy sizes and distances, perceptions of reality, atoms...cool stuff. But "don't sweat the small stuff." That's it? That's all we get? I mean, I appreciate the good intentions of this little story, but honestly speaking, what I got from it is that fantastic demonstrations of the wonders of inner space and science are being replaced by life-coach lessons because people don't want to hear anything else. They just want to learn ways to feel good about themselves.

That's pretty depressing to me. It used to be such demonstrations were used to explain the inner workings of life, the universe...everything. Now they're reduced to It's a Wonderful Life lessons like "keep in mind what's important like God and family!" :rolleyes:

I also have to say that I didn't buy it. A professor who teaches this lesson is just asking for students to stop doing the assignments, and then, when asked why they stopped doing the assignments they'll all say, "Hey, this class is just sand, not golf balls...." And what's the teacher going to say to that? He taught the lesson and they're following it. Beyond that, life lessons are better taught by priests, parents, therapists at rehab....if a professor of mine wasted valuable class time trying to arrogantly teach me how to see life, without ever knowing if I was already on track on that score and in no need of such a lesson...I'd drop his class in a heartbeat.

Talk about filling up a class with sand rather than golfballs.

I think it needs a rewrite ;)

Keep in mind that this is a Philosophy class, not a class in Quantum Physics or Asronomy or Math. Under those circumstances, it seems reasonable. :D

I can't donate blood either. :(
 
Oh what the hell--if there's no coffee I'm goin' to Starbucks.

Anyone comin' with? :D
 
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