The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Sir_Winston54]

A good day for news of not-overly bright drivers with alcohol issues:

Driver found unbuckled in crash, but beer 12-pack safely belted in
By David Richie - drichie@sacbee.com
Published 10:41 am PST Monday, January 7, 2008

Investigators were trying Monday to determine if a suspected drunken driver involved in a solo crash into a tree Sunday night failed to buckle his own seat belt even though the 12-pack he was carrying on the passenger seat was safely belted in.

Witnesses told Citrus Heights police that they saw the man driving north on Van Maren Lane in excess of 60 mph before he lost control of his car and slammed into a tree near Garden Gate Drive.

The driver suffered serious head and body injuries and he was rushed to a local hospital.

He was found still in the driver's seat, unrestrained, next to the 12-pack of beer secured by a seatbelt, according to a police summary.

A police traffic investigator is reviewing the incident.​

 

[graceanne]

A good day for news of not-overly bright drivers with alcohol issues:

Driver found unbuckled in crash, but beer 12-pack safely belted in
By David Richie - drichie@sacbee.com
Published 10:41 am PST Monday, January 7, 2008

Investigators were trying Monday to determine if a suspected drunken driver involved in a solo crash into a tree Sunday night failed to buckle his own seat belt even though the 12-pack he was carrying on the passenger seat was safely belted in.

Witnesses told Citrus Heights police that they saw the man driving north on Van Maren Lane in excess of 60 mph before he lost control of his car and slammed into a tree near Garden Gate Drive.

The driver suffered serious head and body injuries and he was rushed to a local hospital.

He was found still in the driver's seat, unrestrained, next to the 12-pack of beer secured by a seatbelt, according to a police summary.

A police traffic investigator is reviewing the incident.​

Hey, man. You gotta have your priorities.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

I really wish it came with directions.

 

[ShyGuy68]

It's amazing that some people can't do simple math anymore.

The other day I were out shopping, and when I went to pay, they had closed the register, so the girl had to write me up and reciept.

I had bought two items, a pair of shoes to 599,75, and some new inlays to another pair of shoes to 44,00. After having written it down, she started to go through the drawers to find a calculator!! Honestly how hard can it be to total that up in your head to 643,75!! I told her the amount, and she trusted me. honestly, you work in a shop, so you should be able to do some math! *shakes head*

 

[myinnerslut]

kjfeiouferjkdfekl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there, i feel better now

 

[the captians wench]

It's amazing that some people can't do simple math anymore.

The other day I were out shopping, and when I went to pay, they had closed the register, so the girl had to write me up and reciept.

I had bought two items, a pair of shoes to 599,75, and some new inlays to another pair of shoes to 44,00. After having written it down, she started to go through the drawers to find a calculator!! Honestly how hard can it be to total that up in your head to 643,75!! I told her the amount, and she trusted me. honestly, you work in a shop, so you should be able to do some math! *shakes head*

You would not believe how many times I have to tell some one what change they should give back a customer when they enter the wrong thing into the register. If it dosen't say on the screen how much they should give, it confuses the heck out of them. And heaven forbid they dig the change out after the poor ringer has already entered the cash. I mean how hard is it to figure out the coin you were going to give them, plus the coin they are giving you equals a dollar. put all the coin in the drawer and give the guy another dollar.

 

[ShyGuy68]

You would not believe how many times I have to tell some one what change they should give back a customer when they enter the wrong thing into the register. If it dosen't say on the screen how much they should give, it confuses the heck out of them. And heaven forbid they dig the change out after the poor ringer has already entered the cash. I mean how hard is it to figure out the coin you were going to give them, plus the coin they are giving you equals a dollar. put all the coin in the drawer and give the guy another dollar.

I do the same myself when I'm out shopping, and pay cash. I check what I have in cash, and if I can give them something that'll reduce the coins I have. I guess being the guy that have been standing behind the register for years have helped me, and also the fact that I use my head when I'm behind the register, and check if I still can do it in the head.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

I need more tong practice. Those sausages like wiggling everywhere.

 

[graceanne]

Ok, which one of you broke lit? I haven't been able to get on for three HOURS! *twitchtwitch*

 

[doveofserenity]

Ok, which one of you broke lit? I haven't been able to get on for three HOURS! *twitchtwitch*

You or me either, just got back about 5 minutes ago.

 

[graceanne]

You or me either, just got back about 5 minutes ago.

How are you *twitch* fairing? *twitchtwitch*

 

[myinnerslut]

i havnt been ableto get back on untill a minute ago.

 

[doveofserenity]

How are you *twitch* fairing? *twitchtwitch*

Ever heard of withdrawals????? Cant quit shakkkingggg

BadbadLitkillers :caning:

 

[graceanne]

Ever heard of withdrawals????? Cant quit shakkkingggg

BadbadLitkillers :caning:

I need chocolate. *twitch*

 

[myinnerslut]

Ever heard of withdrawals????? Cant quit shakkkingggg

BadbadLitkillers :caning:

i know what you mean. i got on enough to see that i had a PM, then i got locked out again. i couldnt get on to check my PM box. ugh!

 

[graceanne]

i havnt been ableto get back on untill a minute ago.

You ok? *hugs* C'mon, I'm gonna have *twitch* chocolate to get me over the *twitch* truama.

Someone should spank those bad lit breakers.

 

[graceanne]

i know what you mean. i got on enough to see that i had a PM, then i got locked out again. i couldnt get on to check my PM box. ugh!

OMG! HOW HORRIBLE!

 

[myinnerslut]

You ok? *hugs* C'mon, I'm gonna have *twitch* chocolate to get me over the *twitch* truama.

Someone should spank those bad lit breakers.

i have some chocolate. wanna share?

 

[doveofserenity]

~passsses out hershey barsss, trying not to drop them from the shakesss~
thinks we must be the first group back in

 

[myinnerslut]

~passsses out hershey barsss, trying not to drop them from the shakesss~
thinks we must be the first group back in

yeah, it seems pretty quiet.

"hi, my name is MIS, and i am addicted to literotica"

 

[graceanne]

yeah, it seems pretty quiet.

"hi, my name is MIS, and i am addicted to literotica"

Hello, MIS.

*desperately eats chocolate*

My mother always said to give junkies chocolate.

 

[doveofserenity]

yeah, it seems pretty quiet.

"hi, my name is MIS, and i am addicted to literotica"

Nice to meet you, my name is dove; and i am a literotica addict.

 

[myinnerslut]

i really want something sweet... cyber chocolate just isnt gonna cut it. im off to forage the kitchen for some real stuff.

 

[doveofserenity]

And to add just a quick r/l moment to the addiction....

Friday evening is the viewing and the funeral is Saturday; so i wont be online except for a few minutes Friday morning.

Only worry i have, is the old saying; "It always happens in 3's". My sis, now my uncle, and i can feel it as i type this; the 3rd will be mom.

Can i call a "time out"???damn

 

[graceanne]

Nice to meet you, my name is dove; and i am a literotica addict.

Does this make us literoticaddicts? or Litaholics?

I'm eating a donut.