Sod the kids...

[elfin_odalisque]

Sorry. From the title I thought this thread was about doing unspeakable things to the children of the world. And I came here, naturally, to protest. My bad.

Can happen to any of us. Before I read it, I thought 'Best served Warm and Buttered' had nothing to do with yeast.

 

[cloudy]

oops...I forgot Camp Coosa every summer. It's a summer day camp for adults with downs syndrome. Working with them is a blast, and it constantly amazes me how full of love they are, and how perceptive. Great place.

 

[Vermilion]

I got accepted by the Cats' Protection League!

I have a meeting next week and they'll start training me and allocating me random jobs i think

i'm really pleased

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[glynndah]

I got accepted by the Cats' Protection League!

I have a meeting next week and they'll start training me and allocating me random jobs i think

i'm really pleased

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When I read your post, I immediately thought of this:
http://pythonline.com/blogs/kazytc/dont_you_just_love_cats

I wish I could find the actual sketch.

 

[Vermilion]

When I read your post, I immediately thought of this:
http://pythonline.com/blogs/kazytc/dont_you_just_love_cats

I wish I could find the actual sketch.

i love that song. I have a copy.
hilarious

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[glynndah]

i love that song. I have a copy.
hilarious

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Will you be passing out the cat licenses?

 

[Vermilion]

Will you be passing out the cat licenses?

Yup. But I'm not sure how they'll sign, since they don't have opposable thumbs...

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[rgraham666]

I keep reading the thread title as 'Sold The Kids'.

 

[feeeriek]

um how/why would you sod kids...does it alleviate the cost of clothing and what about mantenance mowing/trimming etc

 

[Boota]

I coach three youth baseball teams in the summer and perform a lot of board members duties at the ballpark, even though I am not officially a coach or a board member. I wasn't an official coach this year because my band is working so much that I couldn't commit all the time necessary. Strangely enough, I still volunteered more than twice as much time as more than 90% of the official coaches and board members.

 

[fieryjen]

Yup. But I'm not sure how they'll sign, since they don't have opposable thumbs...

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Nonsense. You just have to find the right cat.

 

[Katyusha]

Yup. But I'm not sure how they'll sign, since they don't have opposable thumbs...

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My cat has opposable thumbs...

 

[feeeriek]

My cat has opposable thumbs...

so when is your cat going to start writing stories for lit...oh wait beastiality is not allowed...never ming

 

[scheherazade_79]

I got accepted by the Cats' Protection League!

I have a meeting next week and they'll start training me and allocating me random jobs i think

i'm really pleased

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You're brave. Cats are scary...

 

[Vermilion]

You're brave. Cats are scary...

Rubbish. Cats are hilarious... so human


oh- and the one with the opposable thumbs - I bet he still expects you to open the cans for him...

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[scheherazade_79]

Rubbish. Cats are hilarious... so human

They have too many sharp bits.

 

[Vermilion]

They have too many sharp bits.

So do dogs, but they smell as well.

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[scheherazade_79]

So do dogs, but they smell as well.

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Dogs don't sit on your lap and then deliberately stick their claws in to see if they can remove your top layer of skin. Neither do they pretend that they like you by licking you - before sinking their teeth in.

And at least dogs are open about their shit. There's no burying it like cats do, so that someone will unwittingly put their hand in it.

 

[Vermilion]

Dogs don't sit on your lap and then deliberately stick their claws in to see if they can remove your top layer of skin. Neither do they pretend that they like you by licking you - before sinking their teeth in.

And at least dogs are open about their shit. There's no burying it like cats do, so that someone will unwittingly put their hand in it.

At least cats don;t sniff your crotch (thought *you* may get off on that, who knows ) or crap in the middle of the road or garden where anyone can just tread in it, or lick your face with a tongue that's also been licking their genitals, or jump up at you getting mud and claws all over your clothes or demand to be taken for walks in the rain or run away from you and refuse to come back or insist that you pick up and throw a disgusting slobbery old stick or... well, I could go on...

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[scheherazade_79]

At least cats don;t sniff your crotch (thought *you* may get off on that, who knows ) or crap in the middle of the road or garden where anyone can just tread in it, or lick your face with a tongue that's also been licking their genitals, or jump up at you getting mud and claws all over your clothes or demand to be taken for walks in the rain or run away from you and refuse to come back or insist that you pick up and throw a disgusting slobbery old stick or... well, I could go on...

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Cats lick their arses! I've seen them doing it! They stick one leg directly up in the air like they're doing some kind of ballet thing, and then go for it. And they lick people, too.

And cats always run away from me. Those that don't are the ones that are planning on attacking me.

 

[Vermilion]

Cats lick their arses! I've seen them doing it! They stick one leg directly up in the air like they're doing some kind of ballet thing, and then go for it. And they lick people, too.

And cats always run away from me. Those that don't are the ones that are planning on attacking me.

But cats don;t lick your face...

not unless you smear Tuna on it and lean down. You basically have to manacle a dog to the banisters to *stop* them licking your face

And it's not the cats' fault that you're scary
they're probably worried you're gonna skateboard over their tails

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[Daniellekitten]

I used to foster hurt animals through the pound, but then I moved and where we live now, I can't do it anymore. I miss it though sometimes when I was up at four a.m. feeding baby kittens from bottles I used to wonder why I put myself through it. It was so wonderful to walk in and find out that my fosters had new families, good families that wouldn't do to them what their original owners had.

You'd be amazed how wonderful a rescued pet can be. How caring and loving and loyal they are when they get a home where they get food and water and attention.

 

[Vermilion]

I used to foster hurt animals through the pound, but then I moved and where we live now, I can't do it anymore. I miss it though sometimes when I was up at four a.m. feeding baby kittens from bottles I used to wonder why I put myself through it. It was so wonderful to walk in and find out that my fosters had new families, good families that wouldn't do to them what their original owners had.

You'd be amazed how wonderful a rescued pet can be. How caring and loving and loyal they are when they get a home where they get food and water and attention.

all our cats have been rescue cats
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[Rumple Foreskin]

Virtually any volunteer work is a goodness.

I've been a member of Lions International for many years. The group's motto is, "We Serve," and they mean it. There's no telling how many fund-raisers I've been a part of or how many times I rang the Salvation Army bell.

Being hard-of-seeing myself, helping staff free glaucoma detection clinics and other clinics to examine school kids who needed free eyeglasses was especially rewarding. In many areas of the States (don't know about International) Lions Clubs run summer camps for kids with various disabilities, help staff eye-banks, and even pay for various types of eye surguery.

Volunteering for individual projects is commendable, but don't overlook the opportunities provided by service organizations.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Katyusha]

But cats don;t lick your face...

not unless you smear Tuna on it and lean down. You basically have to manacle a dog to the banisters to *stop* them licking your face

And it's not the cats' fault that you're scary
they're probably worried you're gonna skateboard over their tails

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*My* cats lick my face all the time without my smearing tuna or anything else on my face. SO THERE!!