31/f looking for chat buddy

[sister76]

Just looking for some fun, interesting people to shoot the shit with who preferably:

• have a kick-ass sense of humor (***must love George Carlin)
• are not super-religious, or maybe not religious at all
• are not afraid to swear, and maybe even enjoy it
• are very open sexually
• are sexually experienced (this means *not* a virgin, duh!)
• like heavy metal

Sorry, no phone.

 

[Pheonexra]

Amazingly, I meet all those requirements.

 

[Lajo]

Let's see...

* I am definitely not a religious man. In fact, organized religion tends to get under my skin.
* I like to think I have a good sense of humor. I do not embarass easily.
* I can cuss like a sailor and cussing does not offend me. In fact, when discussing sex, the dirtier the language, the better.
* I am willing to discuss damn near anything sexually.
* At 42, I like to think I have some sexual experience.
* I have a very ecletic taste in music, so bring it on.

If this sounds intriguing to you, give me a shout.

 

[FatherNature]

Just looking for some fun, interesting people to shoot the shit with who preferably:

• have a kick-ass sense of humor
• are not super-religious, or maybe not religious at all
• are not afraid to swear, and maybe even enjoy it
• are very open sexually
• are sexually experienced
• like heavy metal

Sorry, no phone.

Well pm me and we can talk

 

[curious26TX]

yes, yes, and yes.. good chats are one of the best ways to get each other worked up.

 

[Erosian]

I'll take the bait.

 

[Lordmikel]

Sister is cool and quite real.

 

[scott432]

I checked...I am all of those

 

[ozboy31]

I'm puting my hand up too!

 

[Juicextractor]

Count me in!

Yup, me too, get PM'ing!

Dave

 

[schnydes]

boo

sadly you got me at the havy metal part (cries) im mostly ahip hop and r&b guy...or something you can move to. although i did see rage against the machine in concert

 

[Guest]

No phone? Then there had better be some webcam action!

 

[NoLeafClover7]

.....

 

[sister76]

Sister is cool and quite real.

Why, thank you! That's quite a compliment by Lit standards!

 

[sister76]

Yup, me too, get PM'ing!

Dave

LOL. I don't come to you - you come to me, funny guy!

 

[sister76]

No phone? Then there had better be some webcam action!

Jesus - why don't you just watch some youporn, already!

 

[tommynova2001]

mmm youporn...


that dang ole internet...its just clickclickclickityclick, its real easy man.....

 

[anth1025]

Well Sister, it seems I meet all of those requirements, perhaps we should PM sometime!

 

[jdavis33]

Just looking for some fun, interesting people to shoot the shit with who preferably:

• have a kick-ass sense of humor (***must love George Carlin)
• are not super-religious, or maybe not religious at all
• are not afraid to swear, and maybe even enjoy it
• are very open sexually
• are sexually experienced (this means *not* a virgin, duh!)
• like heavy metal

Sorry, no phone.

ok #1,2, & 3 Piss shit cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits (Famous 7 words)
I have played lead guitar for twenty years and love everything from Sabbath, Korn, to Priest, Maiden, Megadeth and Others

Meet me soon
J

 

[alechorn]

wow,, love gc, am sexy, sensual, and intersting and I love copper, bismuth, and many other heavy metals,,



hehe

 

[UGAgrad]

I'm up for the same thing....send me a PM if you wish to chat sometime.

ciao...

 

[DarkrSide]

Just looking for some fun, interesting people to shoot the shit with who preferably:

• have a kick-ass sense of humor (***must love George Carlin)
• are not super-religious, or maybe not religious at all
• are not afraid to swear, and maybe even enjoy it
• are very open sexually
• are sexually experienced (this means *not* a virgin, duh!)
• like heavy metal

Sorry, no phone.

Hi there! Well. You have me in every category except Heavy Metal. I do like alot of music, not a huge metal fan but I like some of it. Feel free to PM me anytime. 30/m always looking for friends online.

 

[JamieB]

I'm boring

I sit around and alternate between playing with my pecker and my navel-lint. Both give me equal satisfaction. The last time I was with a real woman was in 1632 in my past life as an Irish peasant, and that time I had sex through a sheet with a hole in it.

People tell me I resemble Bill Cosby, which is funny because I'm caucasian. I do tan nicely, though.

My therapist told me I should stop masturbating in public, to which I replied, "THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!"

Last time I was hassled by the cops was this morning, and all I did was walk by an all girl's catholic school wearing a t-shirt that said, "My parents went to hell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" Okay maybe it was more like hanging around. For a few hours. Whatever, man.

Anyway, I really don't need anyone to talk to because I have myself for that. But I met that girl in your av one time and I told her if I ever saw someone wearing her picture as an av ol Literotica, I'd talk to them. So whatever.

J

 

[sister76]

wow,, love gc, am sexy, sensual, and intersting and I love copper, bismuth, and many other heavy metals,,



hehe

Wow, a geologist. Nice!

 

[haggardfman]

Hi there i'm a humourless scientologist and i'd love to talk to you. Unfortunately i'm deaf so I can't listen to music, and my strict scientologist upbringing means that I have no experience, while the deafness makes me unable to swear properly vocally and I try not to in text. Aside from all this i'd really like to talk to you sometime, hope to hear back from you!


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..ahahahaha. That was a difficult one to type out with a straight face.