Need A British Hand!

[Selena_Kitt]

I need a British/UK reader. Not an editor... you just have to read and make sure I have my arse's and colours in all the right places...

6500 words, brother/sister incest (it's the next installment in Naughty Bits)...

any takers?

 

[Just-Legal]

I need a British/UK reader. Not an editor... you just have to read and make sure I have my arse's and colours in all the right places...

6500 words, brother/sister incest (it's the next installment in Naughty Bits)...

any takers?

I'd offer but I'm really sorry hun, incest is just not my thing

 

[matriarch]

I need a British/UK reader. Not an editor... you just have to read and make sure I have my arse's and colours in all the right places...

6500 words, brother/sister incest (it's the next installment in Naughty Bits)...

any takers?

You had me until you said 'incest'.

Sorry, hun, just can't read that stuff, otherwise I'd be glad to help out.

Good luck.

 

[neonlyte]

I need a British/UK reader. Not an editor... you just have to read and make sure I have my arse's and colours in all the right places...

6500 words, brother/sister incest (it's the next installment in Naughty Bits)...

any takers?

Send it over, I like your Naughty Bits

 

[starrkers]

Add me to the "anything but incest" crowd. Sorry.

Have you tried going through it with your spellchecker set to UK English?

 

[kendo1]

I'll have a look, if you want.

I'll read anything at a push, even if it's written in American English.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Thanks, Neo and Ken!

And thanks for the other "sorry, buts" as well... I know it doesn't appeal to everyone. That's why I mentioned the subject matter!

 

[Guest]

Here I thought you were begging for a Brit to give you a spanking.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Here I thought you were begging for a Brit to give you a spanking.

The better to lure them in?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I find it odd that Incest is such a popular category, and yet hardly any of the writers in the AH appear to be into that particular fantasy.

 

[cantdog]

Isn't it "brothour/sistour"?

 

[sr71plt]

Add me to the "anything but incest" crowd. Sorry.

Have you tried going through it with your spellchecker set to UK English?

That's a good thought. That would pick up most of the differences (probably all that mattered).

 

[sr71plt]

Isn't it "brothour/sistour"?

And, since it's incest,

Mouther/soun and/or fathour/doughter

 

[tickledkitty]

I find it odd that Incest is such a popular category, and yet hardly any of the writers in the AH appear to be into that particular fantasy.

Or they don't want to admit it.

 

[fieryjen]

I don't mind the incest too much, but sadly, I'm lacking in the British department.

Good luck though

 

[cantdog]

Damn jen. Such a ginchy av!!

 

[fieryjen]

Damn jen. Such a ginchy av!!

I have no clue what "ginchy" means.

I'll just be positive and assume it was a compliment, so - thanks.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

My hand is South African, but it has been holding a British Visa for more than 10 years.

If you still need anything that hasn't been offered to you already, I'm willing and able to help.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I need a British/UK reader. Not an editor... you just have to read and make sure I have my arse's and colours in all the right places...

6500 words, brother/sister incest (it's the next installment in Naughty Bits)...

any takers?

yeah, i'll take!

 

[gauchecritic]

I just had a look at your first chapter Selena and I must say I was quite taken aback at the mention of London/Surrey. I've only read the first few paragraphs (brouther/siuster doesn't do it for me) but the voice of even those first paragraphs is very American.

Benches are generally associated with parks not the underground. And they'd probably have said Piccadilly Tube or some such.

Loafing about or goofing off, not loafing off.

Construction companies are 'builders'

Ads are adverts.

That's the first six paras.

But it's not just those. There's something which I can't quite pin down that makes the sentence construction not English either. (but that could be just me being picky)

 

[Vermilion]

Hey Selena. I was brought up in Surrey and have read the first installments of your Naughty Bits stories. I have been itching to get my hands on it since then, so if you need any more help... hand it over and I will correct many teeny tiny little problems that not many but a nice Surrey girl would notice...

x
V

 

[gauchecritic]

nice Surrey girl
x
V

Are those words allowed in the same sentence?

 

[Vermilion]

Are those words allowed in the same sentence?

Of course!

No-one does dirty like a nice Surrey girl... I should know, my school was full of them!

yes, everyone, i went to an all-girls' school.
Let your imaginations run wild.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hey Selena. I was brought up in Surrey and have read the first installments of your Naughty Bits stories. I have been itching to get my hands on it since then, so if you need any more help... hand it over and I will correct many teeny tiny little problems that not many but a nice Surrey girl would notice...

x
V

i say! Surrey. how fraitfully posh.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Of course!

No-one does dirty like a nice Surrey girl... I should know, my school was full of them!

yes, everyone, i went to an all-girls' school.
Let your imaginations run wild.

oh, it is!

rolling up the waistband of your pleated skirt, slipping outta the sensible shoes and into the heels at lunch time. . ? *gulp*