Would someone please write this damned story?

[BlackShanglan]

I want to read it, but then I'd have to finish the thing.

*grumbles*

 

[Stella_Omega]

I want to read it, but then I'd have to finish the thing.

*grumbles*

Sure-- would you write mine?

 

[TE999]

I want to read it, but then I'd have to finish the thing.

*grumbles*

I recommend voice recognition software.

It saves all the tiresome word processing.

Just speak u r story 2 the puter and viola a story emerges.

 

[English Lady]

I recommend voice recognition software.

It saves all the tiresome word processing.

Just speak u r story 2 the puter and viola a story emerges.

Not thestory you expected...


I'm editing. <----- gritted teeth smiley.

 

[Liar]

...and then I woke up.

The end.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Sometimes I'm working on one of my architectural projects and hit Ctrl+6 by mistake, or once too many, and a dialogue box pops up:

This Story does not exist yet.

[Cancel] - - - - [Create Story]​

 

[neonlyte]

I want to read it, but then I'd have to finish the thing.

*grumbles*

Quit the grumbling, you sound like a horse with an empty hay basket... oh... and use bigger words.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I recommend voice recognition software.

It saves all the tiresome word processing.

Just speak u r story 2 the puter and viola a story emerges.

Do you use it, T? I tried... couldn't do it. My brain works differently when I'm speaking than when I'm writing, apparently...

 

[jomar]

You need a nightwriter. It's a hi-tech contraption that sits on your bedside table and 'reads' your brilliant thoughts as you 'write' that bestselling novel in your head while trying to get to sleep. You know, the one that is never really recalled the the next day. Then, in the morning you download the files from the nightwriter to your computer. You still have to edit though; for now anyway.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'll write yours if you make this sex scene I'm working on brilliantly hot and perfect in emotional tone.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sometimes I'm working on one of my architectural projects and hit Ctrl+6 by mistake, or once too many, and a dialogue box pops up:

This Story does not exist yet.

[Cancel] - - - - [Create Story]​

That's the button I need! Why doesn't my software have one of those?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You need a nightwriter. It's a hi-tech contraption that sits on your bedside table and 'reads' your brilliant thoughts as you 'write' that bestselling novel in your head while trying to get to sleep. You know, the one that is never really recalled the the next day. Then, in the morning you download the files from the nightwriter to your computer. You still have to edit though; for now anyway.

You're gonna be a millionaire!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll write yours if you make this sex scene I'm working on brilliantly hot and perfect in emotional tone.

"Truckson Retriever shagged Ianto very happily ever after. And it was quite warm that day."

 

[Vermilion]

I have the opposite problem. Would someone please finish writing my story for me, as i've finished it in my head so I know exactly how it ends now and have lost interest entirely.

x
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[BlackShanglan]

You need a nightwriter. It's a hi-tech contraption that sits on your bedside table and 'reads' your brilliant thoughts as you 'write' that bestselling novel in your head while trying to get to sleep.

It is *so* good to know that others do that as well. Although I confess it's mostly the erotic stuff I work on under those circumstances.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I have the opposite problem. Would someone please finish writing my story for me, as i've finished it in my head so I know exactly how it ends now and have lost interest entirely.

x
V

Oooh, my old nemesis. Actually that is where I'm at right now - halfway through the draft, know the ending, just don't want to be bothered with all of the tedious writing my way there.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Quit the grumbling, you sound like a horse with an empty hay basket... oh... and use bigger words.

Someone called me "intellectual-y and sanctimonious" and now I'm all self-conscious.

 

[Vermilion]

Oooh, my old nemesis. Actually that is where I'm at right now - halfway through the draft, know the ending, just don't want to be bothered with all of the tedious writing my way there.

mentally I'm halfway through the next story... though no character names as yet.
x
V

 

[Vermilion]

Someone called me "intellectual-y and sanctimonious" and now I'm all self-conscious.

Please don't be! I *love* your intellectual-y and sanctimonious posts! they're the best ones!
x
V

 

[neonlyte]

Someone called me "intellectual-y and sanctimonious" and now I'm all self-conscious.

- and it's not as if a typing horse stands out.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I want to read it, but then I'd have to finish the thing.

*grumbles*

Another one?

All right, but this is the last one! *stops giggling*

You're gonna have to write your own stories from now on, horsey!

 

[glynndah]

If we all take one sentence, we should be able to finish this in no time. If you could just post the last paragraph so we know the gist of the story and stand back, we'll get it submission-ready.

 

[BlackShanglan]

If we all take one sentence, we should be able to finish this in no time. If you could just post the last paragraph so we know the gist of the story and stand back, we'll get it submission-ready.

Would you like that with or without the half-dozen pages of cryptic, rambling, self-contradictory development notes?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Another one?

All right, but this is the last one! *stops giggling*

You're gonna have to write your own stories from now on, horsey!

Just this ooooooonnnne last? Pwease? *big baby horsey eyes*

 

[cloudy]

Just this ooooooonnnne last? Pwease? *big baby horsey eyes*

I'll finish yours if you finish mine.

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