New Year's Sex Resolutions

neon_noodle

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For 2008, I thought up a list of sex resolutions that I want to do:

1. Buy a strap-on (check) and have my woman fuck my tight little ass with it.

2. Cum, and then lick the hot, sticky sperm off her lips, face, and tits.

3. Also lick up cum from her pussy after I've fucked her, and from her mouth after a blow job.

4. Get a suction cup dildo, and buck and fuck up against it, until I blow cum all over the front of my skirt.

5. Cyber with a hot couple, watching them fuck while I tell them how hot and nasty they are.

6. Jack off on line with a hot guy, watching the cum fly out of the end of his cock.

7. Keep practicing my cum licking off dildos and panties until I can't bear the thought of my hot sperm going to waste by not licking it up.

8. Have a hot guy print out a picture of my cross-dressed body, spurt his cum all over it, and send me a photo of it.

9. Buy a French Maid's uniform, get all dolled up, and then spurt cum all over myself thinking of being fucked by a group of guys who cum all over my slutty face.

Anyone want to help with my resolutions? And what are yours?
 
nice list.

Maybe I can help you out with #6 sometime. I've never done anything online or in person with a guy but I'm willing
 
My New Years sex resolution is to fuck "Mickie James" as often as possible in 2008 and to try every conceivable position known to mankind.:D

She has to be one of the hottest women walking this planet.

I love you Mickie James:heart:
 
Suck as much Dick as is possible

eat as much cum as is possible

Get Fucked in the Ass as much as possible
 
For 2008, I thought up a list of sex resolutions that I want to do:

1. Buy a strap-on (check) and have my woman fuck my tight little ass with it.

2. Cum, and then lick the hot, sticky sperm off her lips, face, and tits.

3. Also lick up cum from her pussy after I've fucked her, and from her mouth after a blow job.

4. Get a suction cup dildo, and buck and fuck up against it, until I blow cum all over the front of my skirt.

5. Cyber with a hot couple, watching them fuck while I tell them how hot and nasty they are.

6. Jack off on line with a hot guy, watching the cum fly out of the end of his cock.

7. Keep practicing my cum licking off dildos and panties until I can't bear the thought of my hot sperm going to waste by not licking it up.

8. Have a hot guy print out a picture of my cross-dressed body, spurt his cum all over it, and send me a photo of it.

9. Buy a French Maid's uniform, get all dolled up, and then spurt cum all over myself thinking of being fucked by a group of guys who cum all over my slutty face.

Anyone want to help with my resolutions? And what are yours?

Dayum Neon! I thought from your sexy looks and posts that you had already done ALL of those things!

Looks like your in for a BUSY new year - have fun!
 
good list - I'm thinking of posting some pics of myself online, but I just need to drop about 10 more pounds...
 
Heres some of mine:

1) Wear my panties outside the house.

2) Masturbate in my backyard.

3) Masturbate in my car.

4) Save up load after load of my cum... or someone else's in a bottle, refrigerate, and drink all it at once out of a wineglass. ;)

5) Buy a buttplug and wear it all day.


*purrs* Anyone wanna give me a hand, or some other part of anatomy?:cattail:
 
Really? I may get one from a zeta. The only ones at the shops near be dont look big enough to be pleasurable at all.
 
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