This is one of LT's friends

[Byron In Exile]

Our resident skinhead Byron is back.

I take it he realized the malls are empty right now.

You missed me, didn't you?

I can tell.

Nobody else has ever kicked your ass so badly that you spent three days bumping their threads trying to get the GB to put them on ignore.

You get off on anger, don't you?

To you, being enraged is like how normal people feel when they snort a big fat line of fine cocaine.

If you can think of some brand new way to be stupid, I might consider taking some time out to kick your ass again.

That's the best deal you're going to get.

 

[Ishmael]

You missed me, didn't you?

I can tell.

Nobody else has ever kicked your ass so badly that you spent three days bumping their threads trying to get the GB to put them on ignore.

You get off on anger, don't you?

To you, being enraged is like how normal people feel when they snort a big fat line of fine cocaine.

If you can think of some brand new way to be stupid, I might consider taking some time out to kick your ass again.

That's the best deal you're going to get.

Patently untrue Bryon. *chuckle*

Ishmael

 

[Byron In Exile]

Patently untrue Bryon. *chuckle*

Ishmael

Well, he did bump yours, Pookie's, and mine, maybe a couple others, all together for a day or two, a little while before that.

If you know of another epic episode of Lovingtongue's Thread-Bumping-Festival-O-Rage that I missed, link me up.

 

[Ishmael]

Well, he did bump yours, Pookie's, and mine, maybe a couple others, all together for a day or two, a little while before that.

If you know of another epic episode of Lovingtongue's Thread-Bumping-Festival-O-Rage that I missed, link me up.

Virtually impossible without a search by date posted and I'm just not interested enough to go through that. Further, I'd have to figure out which of his alts he used.

The bulk of the bumping occured back about the time of the "Libertarian", "Nature is Evil", and the "Ishmael said" series of threads days. 2004-5?

He should be due for another episode anytime now. Someone just has to find the right trigger.

Ishmael

 

[Byron In Exile]

I might love you.

might

Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yeah, but he just likes to tease me with these mall shootings.

Aye, madam, they are... common.

 

[Byron In Exile]

and tofu

and lime jello

Fagin.

These are foods, not weapons.

One does not need to be skilled in defense against a man armed with a bunch of grapes or a passionfruit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yes I'm going to have to agree with that. It happened, It's over, and LT knows how people feel. No point beating a dead horse.

Lt doesn't care how people feel.

He just wants people to kiss his ass.

Bullshit, lies, posting porn, faking his death, New Modulating Technology, it's all the same shit.

"Look at me, I'm doing a handstand! Compliment me and you get a rim job from a loving tongue -- criticize me and I'll troll you until Doomsday!"

 

[Byron In Exile]

So your motive was to entertain your wife?

If she existed, and if he were able to entertain her, I suspect he wouldn't be flopping around on the GB for the amusement of people he doesn't even know.

 

[Ishmael]

Lt doesn't care how people feel.

He just wants people to kiss his ass.

Bullshit, lies, posting porn, faking his death, New Modulating Technology, it's all the same shit.

"Look at me, I'm doing a handstand! Compliment me and you get a rim job from a loving tongue -- criticize me and I'll troll you until Doomsday!"

That much is obvious. If he understood, or cared, about the contempt that he's held in by a goodly portion of the board he would have been gone long ago.

Ishmael

 

[Byron In Exile]

That much is obvious. If he understood, or cared, about the contempt that he's held in by a goodly portion of the board he would have been gone long ago.

Oh, that's just the execrable GB.

Those people are evil, and could never survive in the "real world."

But, have you noticed how the word "most" has crept in?

He's been recruiting right and left, with that anally loving tongue. But it's an NPD "splitting" game: you're good or you're evil. There can be no gray area.

Be nice, and he'll give you the loving tongue job; give offense, and you're on his Vendetta List forever.

I wonder how many of those few who do so are just gentle people who are intimidated by his nastiness to those who won't kiss his ass.

 

[Ishmael]

Oh, that's just the execrable GB.

Those people are evil, and could never survive in the "real world."

But, have you noticed how the word "most" has crept in?

He's been recruiting right and left, with that anally loving tongue. But it's an NPD "splitting" game: you're good or you're evil. There can be no gray area.

Be nice, and he'll give you the loving tongue job; give offense, and you're on his Vendetta List forever.

I wonder how many of those few who do so are just gentle people who are intimidated by his nastiness to those who won't kiss his ass.

One never knows. And he recruits under other alts as well, as if he's letting his sychophants in on some conspiracy. <shrug> Quite frankly, in many ways, he reminds me of a former board member that was run off in disgrace. Not enough to say they're the same person, but enough so that one can make an association of the mental affliction they both seem to have in common.

Ishmael

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh boy, when Ishmael and Byron in Exile run into each other, you know one of them is gonna turn up pregnant.

 

[zipman]

This thread totally delivers!

LT makes himself look like more of a lying, hypocritical ass than anyone else could and he's too stupid to even realize it.

And the stupid new name is just the icing on the cake!

Go Poppy Go!

 

[zipman]

LT types loud vitriol all over this board. He plays games, he tries to manipulate, he is just generally nasty. He, like others like him, will probably say that they are doing it for fun and it really doesn't affect them in any way -- that they find humor in how they can get people to respond. I disagree with them. The type of posts are not those of a soul at peace -- whether that soul be alive or dead. How can someone have that inside of them and have peace?

This post is dead on target.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Live forever, Zit.

 

[Batch]

Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

you are wise

 

[zipman]

Live forever, Zit.

Be an idiot forever LT.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh boy, when Ishmael and Byron in Exile run into each other, you know one of them is gonna turn up pregnant.

We were at each other's throats until you showed up.

You're a uniter.

The one dumbshit everyone can agree about.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

That much is obvious. If he understood, or cared, about the contempt that he's held in by a goodly portion of the board he would have been gone long ago.

Ishmael

That's because your contempt is about as meaningful as the electrons used to convey it on a computer screen.

You live a life of make believe patents while hurling racial slurs from behind the protective safety of your keyboard. Byron in Exile is just like you - except his patents on being an idiot are very real.

Would you care if the people of Tehran held you in contempt? No? Well then. At least the people in Tehran have better cognitive skills than you. Sorry, Iranians. I know that's not a compliment.

 

[Sean]

You missed me, didn't you?

I can tell.

Nobody else has ever kicked your ass so badly that you spent three days bumping their threads trying to get the GB to put them on ignore.

I have more than a little reason to believe that was Cade, not LT.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I have more than a little reason to believe that was Cade, not LT.

Why would I want to bump Byron's threads? Bumping his past kook rants takes attention away from all his latest spectacular fiery self-frags.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Although I DO sometimes like to re-post his past racist meltdowns just so he can kick his own ass again by claiming he's not a racist.

Watch him post another kook rant explanation of how this is not racist:

http://forum.literotica.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=24028898

You do it constantly.

Have you ever heard the John Lennon song, "Woman is the Nigger of the World"?

In that sense, you've made yourself the nigger of the General Board.

And it has nothing to do with whether you're black, which nobody can know, but with how you post.

LOL.

Easy cheesy.

Byron gets carried back out of here wearing his ass like ear muffs.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT types loud vitriol all over this board. He plays games, he tries to manipulate, he is just generally nasty. He, like others like him, will probably say that they are doing it for fun and it really doesn't affect them in any way -- that they find humor in how they can get people to respond. I disagree with them. The type of posts are not those of a soul at peace -- whether that soul be alive or dead. How can someone have that inside of them and have peace?

The amount of time that LT spends here trying to convince others, who are just like him but with beliefs at the other end of the spectrum, is just a waste. I wonder how many people even read it? I rarely do -- I just skim over it on the way to things I find more interesting.

Anyway. That's what I meant.

If you actually believe what you write then you have very very few friends here in the GB.

 

[BlackShanglan]

One does not need to be skilled in defense against a man armed with a bunch of grapes or a passionfruit.

Hah! Don't come crying to me when you're faced with a banana fiend!