Any volunteers to spank the Librarian?

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a gurl.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a dominant partner
but he just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved men
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company <<< :cool:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a gurl.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a submissive , no doormat and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
smile and my eyes they do gleam.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a gurl.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can

:D
 
We need to keep her happy.

: chuckles : I am happy. Dare I ask for what do I owe the honor ?

I am doing 'stuff' behind the scenes, even did a little planning while on vacation.

I want a raise while we are at it, who do I speak to about that :cool:
 
: chuckles : I am happy. Dare I ask for what do I owe the honor ?

I am doing 'stuff' behind the scenes, even did a little planning while on vacation.

I want a raise while we are at it, who do I speak to about that :cool:

I dare say that if I got to do the spanking then you'd get a "raise" from me (though it would not be spendable in the usual fashion). ;)
 
I guess that depends on what kind of raise you want!!!! :devil:

What is this, a dance monkey dance scenario : sighs :

Okay, as you asked for it, I'll do my Cuba Gooding Jr impersonation just for you Shyguy.

Brace yourself.










SHOW ME THE MONEY

: exhales smiles :
 
What is this, a dance monkey dance scenario : sighs :

Okay, as you asked for it, I'll do my Cuba Gooding Jr impersonation just for you Shyguy.

Brace yourself.









SHOW ME THE MONEY

: exhales smiles :
Witty Rebecca!!! lol

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
If my tawse would reach from across the ocean I would gladly spank the delectable posterior (or any other 'erior) that presented itself :)

Or I could always use my large and knowledgeable hands
 
If my tawse would reach from across the ocean I would gladly spank the delectable posterior (or any other 'erior) that presented itself :)

Or I could always use my large and knowledgeable hands

I have to ask, wouldn't it be more prudent to spank everyone whom voted for me first.

Damn I'm superb when I'm selfless : chuckles :

Thank you just the same :rose:
 
I don't know what some woman see in him, I list that as our Nicole's only fault.

He'd be lucky to get a 3 day old vegemite sandwich from me, let alone a lamb roast :cool:

Yes, she was a little misguided for awhile I think...and didn't she ditch Marcus Graham for Tom baby? Silly girl.

Catalina:catroar:
 
Yes, she was a little misguided for awhile I think...and didn't she ditch Marcus Graham for Tom baby? Silly girl.

Catalina:catroar:

Damn you Cat wasn't he just yum. Remember that soap he was in, think it had Doctors in it, I was crushing on Marcus bigtime, plus he always played the dude with dark secrets :heart: Nicole was suffering temporary insanity I tell you, simply doesn't compute. I am really out now.

: disappears :
 
Damn you Cat wasn't he just yum. Remember that soap he was in, think it had Doctors in it, I was crushing on Marcus bigtime, plus he always played the dude with dark secrets :heart: Nicole was suffering temporary insanity I tell you, simply doesn't compute. I am really out now.

: disappears :

Certainly had and has compelling eyes.:) Oh, I also saw hm on stage in Rocky Horror...yum.

Catalina:catroar:
 
No I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I have to keep repeating this until I get away from temptation.;)
 
No I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I will not spank rebecca... I have to keep repeating this until I get away from temptation.;)
*giggles*

I already know I'd fail if I tried to resist temptation, so I'll just go ahead and give in! ;)


Heather
 
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