This is one of LT's friends

[zipman]

He's got a house full of people over and a house-sitter strung out Red Bull for late night posting. Stop picking on him.

I guess there's more effort involved in faking your own death than I thought.

Then again, watching him post pathetic insults is kind of amusing.

 

[zipman]

Live forever, Zit.

I would say the same thing to you Poppy, but now that we know about your penchant for faking your own death, who knows how long you will be around for.

 

[zipman]

I think he could make a solid case for being brain dead.

How else could he think he was "winning?"

 

[bronzeage]

LMAO! Keep lying Poppy.

How could you be so pathetic as to fake your own death? Seriously, what could possibly motivate someone to do something like that? For all your bluster about how happy you are, your actions tell a very different story. One of a deranged and mentally unstable liar.

If this were an episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Show, it would have gone just as Lt planned it. The housekeeper makes the post and Lt sits there smiling, thinking about all the people he has insulted and threatened over the years, imagining them delighted by his supposed death. Back home no one believes the story, because its the sort of thing they expect from him. Then the flight attendent offers him some salted peanuts. He pops one in his mouth and it goes down his windpipe. Lt waves his arms, trying to summon help, but no one notices, just glad the loudmouth in the third row has finally shut up.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I would say the same thing to you Poppy, but now that we know about your penchant for faking your own death, who knows how long you will be around for.

Oh, you know what, my life is going just fine, unlike you who is all twitterpated about this. I'll have it all taken away from me by father time eventually.

You on the other hand will live a very long, sad, torturous life, pulling out what little hair you have left crying "when will this nightmare end???"

And then you'll get mad all over again and come here and scream at me. But then one day there won't be a me, and there'll just be you.

Poor, pathetic, hypocritical, witless sack of shit YOU.

Forever and ever, amen.

 

[Pookie]

You fake your femininity and your moral compass, yet you still have your father as a lover.

Coming from someone who just faked their death for attention on a porn board, I'm hurt. Seriously. I feel like crying. If I was mentally ill, I might would even fake my own death just to get attention. But since I'm not, I won't.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If this were an episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Show, it would have gone just as Lt planned it. The housekeeper makes the post and Lt sits there smiling, thinking about all the people he has insulted and threatened over the years, imagining them delighted by his supposed death. Back home no one believes the story, because its the sort of thing they expect from him. Then the flight attendent offers him some salted peanuts. He pops one in his mouth and it goes down his windpipe. Lt waves his arms, trying to summon help, but no one notices, just glad the loudmouth in the third row has finally shut up.

Oh but Bronzeage isn't wishing anything. Suuure you're not, male supplement customer boy. You, unlike quite a few doubting thomases, held your breath. And judging by your posts, you still are.

Breathe.

Er, no, it won't make any difference for you.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Ham Murabi]

So, LT, any luck changing your post count and ID permanently over to Turd Ferguson's?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Coming from someone who just faked their death for attention on a porn board, I'm hurt. Seriously. I feel like crying. If I was mentally ill, I might would even fake my own death just to get attention. But since I'm not, I won't.

I faked my death.

Whoopy fucking do.

I got you twittered about it, that's for sure.

And damn, look at how many Byron in Exile sputters I got in a row. What was that, 5 or 6? I'm sure at least two shopping malls were spared a shooting rampage by that distraction.

I can't wait to see just how many posts you angry bitter enraged dunderfucked societal outcasts spew because I've managed to offend you again. Oh no wait, you're not offended, you're just posting like crazy, that's all.

You fake character, womanhood and intelligence. Fortunately, as long as you stay bunkered on the General Board, you're fairly insulated from exposure. Leave here and you're about as well off as a vampire in sunlight.

 

[bronzeage]

Oh but Bronzeage isn't wishing anything. Suuure you're not, male supplement customer boy. You, unlike quite a few doubting thomases, held your breath. And judging by your posts, you still are.
Breathe.
Er, no, it won't make any difference for you.

You made a post about your death, which meant you had left your wife with a newly adopted infant, and two other children. What exactly did you find funny about that "prank".

You have a problem worse than dollparts. You really thought you would come back and interupt a celebration of your death. All you found were a few people who at that point had a little regard for your integrity who were upset by the news. The rest of us saw it as a predictable Lt stunt. Not funny at all.

You have shown many times, you will say anything to anybody, when it suits your purposes, with no regard for the truth. That is why no one believes you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Living it down, will be no mean task either.

I'm so tempted to link this thread in my sig just to rub your nose in the fact that there is nothing here for me to need to live down.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm so tempted to link this thread in my sig just to rub your nose in the fact that there is nothing here for me to need to live down.

Did your wife think it was funny?

 

[MisterEdMe]

It's threads like this that make me glad I miss so much when I'm not here.

 

[HeavyStick]

Why fake your own death when you know you can't leave this place?

But then again that was your plan wasn't it?

You wanted to fake your death for a day or so, then come back and say, "HA, I got all you fucks where I want you. No one plays head head games like the LovingMael. I'm super serial with fake death skillz."

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You made a post about your death, which meant you had left your wife with a newly adopted infant, and two other children. What exactly did you find funny about that "prank".

It wasn't meant to be funny, snake oil boy.

You have a problem worse than dollparts. You really thought you would come back and interupt a celebration of your death.

Nope, you're wrong as usual. I was fairly indifferent to any potential response, but you can feel free to tell yourself whatever you want if it will keep your balls from retreating back into your guts.

All you found were a few people who at that point had a little regard for your integrity who were upset by the news. The rest of us saw it as a predictable Lt stunt. Not funny at all.

What I found was exactly what I intended to find - you, all riled up. Like you are right now.

You have shown many times, you will say anything to anybody, when it suits your purposes, with no regard for the truth. That is why no one believes you.

To understand why you tell lies like this, one has to understand your nature. Your whole presence here is an act. You're not a man, you're a kid in a man's body. You're a total loser with women in real life. The only "men" you've ever bested here with your faux masculine catty he-bitch outbursts are Killswitch and Ishmael, and they ain't men.

You, Bronzeage, are a walking talking fraud.

Here's a news flash for you: you preach about words having power over people. You need to practice what you preach some time. Or you can continue to post more kook rants. Me, I hope you keep this thread going forever so I can see just how easy it is to rile you up.

 

[bronzeage]

It wasn't meant to be funny, snake oil boy.
Nope, you're wrong as usual. I was fairly indifferent to any potential response, but you can feel free to tell yourself whatever you want if it will keep your balls from retreating back into your guts.
What I found was exactly what I intended to find - you, all riled up. Like you are right now.
To understand why you tell lies like this, one has to understand your nature. Your whole presence here is an act. You're not a man, you're a kid in a man's body. You're a total loser with women in real life. The only "men" you've ever bested here with your faux masculine catty he-bitch outbursts are Killswitch and Ishmael, and they ain't men.
You, Bronzeage, are a walking talking fraud.
Here's a news flash for you: you preach about words having power over people. You need to practice what you preach some time. Or you can continue to post more kook rants. Me, I hope you keep this thread going forever so I can see just how easy it is to rile you up.

If it wasn't meant to be funny, what was the purpose? A prank is supposed to be funny to someone.

Did you enjoy the thought of people contemplating your wife, holding your adopted son in her arms as she flew across the Atlantic Ocean, sitting beside your dead body, trying to form words in her mind to tell her other children why Daddy wasn't going to come home?

You have exposed yourself with this stunt better than ever before and can't even see it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Succulence31]

For what it's worth, CJH, I never saw anything more worthy of respect or admiration on this board than your first post to this thread. The less I believed the alleged news, the more I respected your response to it, and my feelings on that are unchanged. There's good in this thread yet when shows the world a man of character, conviction, and humanity being true to his principles and uncompromising in his decency.

I have avoided this thread until just now....*shakes head*

CJH's post stood WAY out for me also. Thank you for your eloquent response to him. You may not have known it until now, but you have spoken for me also.

We spoke briefly yesterday on this same issue. Thank you both.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If it wasn't meant to be funny, what was the purpose? A prank is supposed to be funny to someone.

Did you enjoy the thought of people contemplating your wife, holding your adopted son in her arms as she flew across the Atlantic Ocean, sitting beside your dead body, trying to form words in her mind to tell her other children why Daddy wasn't going to come home?

You have exposed yourself with this stunt better than ever before and can't even see it.

I was fairly sure that most would be skeptical. You certainly as hell never contemplated anything but the fact that you saw an LT post and had to come running like Pavlov's dog.

I apologize to CJH. He's the only angered person here that actually has a character that justifies being angry. You, Bronzeage, are just another twittered fool.

And my wife thought it was funny. She wouldn't think it was funny if I said prank the neighbors. That's because they're not a faceless message board dominated (and nearly monopolized, but for the likes of CJH) by mentally and morally rudderless outcasts. You on the other hand have let my words have power over you in the most classic sense.

I was most fairly sure that someone like YOU would be raising hell just like you are now.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Well let's see, you buried what little credibility you had with that stupid stunt you pulled. You may find that you'll have to live down the elevated state of assholism you just achieved, but don't worry; by the time these folks get done you'll have an ass like a hound dog...two bones and a hole.

I'm not in any way afraid of any pathetic lashing out anyone on the GB can ever hope to conceive. I've dragged enough of you behind the truck far enough that the best pounding you can give me is a shoulder massage. And a weak one at that.

Kiss my ass, Vetteman, since you love to fantasize about it so much.

 

[Succulence31]

death
or no,
politics - just so

it is the characters
here
who have always
made
this board.

the energy to stir
and
be stirred
past the comfortably casual lurk
is truly
the lifeblood here...

mark this thread

for you
and you
and you
and the other...

in film,
persistance of vision;

the psychological fooly
that makes one see a series of still pictures as something ...
animate...

something that approximates life.

here,
a series of cloaked and distended
voices...
fortified only by the rectitude
engendered in
their carefully crafted
electronic aka's...
plays at something
approximating
a reality
in
what is really
a very well defined
sandbox.

mark this thread

live things die.
there is consequence.

avatars die
all the time.

the set-up
and the reactions within
tell more
of
the pupetteers
than their avatars.

don't really know lt.
have interacted only peripherally.
cannot seriously embrace the
sound and fury
or
the reactive penumbra surrounding him.
but...

as a character
who creates here,
there are few so effective.

is that not
ultimately
the point
?

may the
new year
be

+2 Missed you. Happy New Year.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Whatever and whoever you are is obviously of no consequence, even you tried to kick it to the curb and run away from it. You're a legend in your own mind LT. You can investigate the characteristics of your problem here:

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html

Unlike you, I never run from anything or anyone. You'd realize that if you hadn't gotten that head wound that knocked you out of Basic.

 

[bronzeage]

I was fairly sure that most would be skeptical. You certainly as hell never contemplated anything but the fact that you saw an LT post and had to come running like Pavlov's dog.

I apologize to CJH. He's the only angered person here that actually has a character that justifies being angry. You, Bronzeage, are just another twittered fool.

And my wife thought it was funny. She wouldn't think it was funny if I said prank the neighbors. That's because they're not a faceless message board dominated (and nearly monopolized, but for the likes of CJH) by mentally and morally rudderless outcasts. You on the other hand have let my words have power over you in the most classic sense.

I was most fairly sure that someone like YOU would be raising hell just like you are now.

What's the bigger lie here, that she thought it was funny or that she even knows about it.

If your wife was not upset by the propect of life without you and three young children, then you have a bigger problem than I thought.