I have this problem....

[coy_one]

It appears that I am a habitual offender of the Drunken Dial. Sometimes the Drunken Text Message as well.

No more Drunk email, I've been able to pull myself away from the computer in time from that happening.

I do this atleast once a week and seem to call the same people, and of course never really remember what I say to them. Evidently sometimes it's funny, and sometimes I say some really interesting things in Voicemail that are then of course played for other people.

So, my question to you is.... who wants to give me their number so I can have new people to blabber off to when I'm intoxicated? LOL

Or, if you can tell me how to finally pull the phone away from my clawed grasp, that would be appreciated too.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Let me know if you want to call Denmark

 

[One4u]

Cheers...

naughty, naughty...:caning:

 

[minx1]

I am also a repeat offender. Its text messages or emails with me

God that awful moment the next morning; that sudden realisation....'no, please...tell me I didn't...oh god.....oh hell, I did!'

I find burying my phone and laptop in the garden the only answer

 

[ShyVixen]

I find burying my phone and laptop in the garden the only answer

LOL I'll have to try that one. I tend to hide my phone when I get the urge to send rambling messages. I also tend to be a repeat offender. There have been times recently when I so wanted to send texts, but even in my drunken state my rational mind always (mostly!) over rules me.

So sorry, coy one. I have no advice for you.

 

[lidien]

if you want you can leave messages for me im also an offender i called my friend once in GA when i was living in new orleans and was asking him to come pick me up from a bar

 

[Homburg]

Some people are party animals. I'm a party vegetable. On the rare occassions when I get drunk enough to do something stupid, I just sort of shut down and people watch. I will occassionally have long, slow conversations of little substance, as I am using all of my brain power to make sure that I do not slur or bumble over words. I'm pretty good at it too. Just boring.

 

[EmpressFi]

a few years ago, Malin and our friend D-- were hanging out and as usual with them, they became extremely intoxicated. D--'s wife kicked Malin out when D-- started talking about getting out the guns... (yes.. they're that scary)... Malin had to go out with friends so he went right from D--'s house to there.

Skip ahead about an hour.. I'm at home alone, playing an online computer game and the phone rings and it's D--. I assume he's looking for Malin and remind him that Malin's out. So D-- asks if he can come over. First, I remind him that he's too drunk to drive (I could hear the words slurring over the phone)... and then, because I know he's only calling me because he's drunk (I'm sooooo not his type)... I laugh and tell him good bye. He calls back..each time asking me if he can come over and show me what it's like to be with a real man. He goes on and on describing his sexual prowess. 3 more times he calls. Eventually, he stopped.

The next day... he calls Malin to chat and while he's talking, Malin starts talking about D--'s phone calls and I hear through the phone, "OH SHIT!" Apparently, D-- had cycled through his cell phone, calling all the women on it and asking to come over.....and spent the next day calling them back, to apologize....

 

[Chris_Xavier]

So, my question to you is.... who wants to give me their number so I can have new people to blabber off to when I'm intoxicated? LOL

Depends.. are you a fun drunk? And will you make good on your drunken promises?

 

[graceanne]

Some people are party animals. I'm a party vegetable. On the rare occassions when I get drunk enough to do something stupid, I just sort of shut down and people watch. I will occassionally have long, slow conversations of little substance, as I am using all of my brain power to make sure that I do not slur or bumble over words. I'm pretty good at it too. Just boring.

ROFLMAO I am SO gonna use that phrase next time I drink. I'm a sleepy drunk.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's rare, but I've made this mistake before. I sympathize completely.

 

[naxalite0906]

I'm sorry, but not many can compare to the day I sent a text to my friend at work saying "i want to tease your cunt" because I thought I was texting a lady friend. He was more confused than unimpressed, but I managed to make up some weird excuse... Still very embarassing though!

 

[sanjuaneros]

I have the same problem. You can my number and we can babble drunk together.

 

[Netzach]

I have never done this. However I have thrown cake out a Parisian pension window and sung All Tomorrow's Parties into the street. Defenestration is very Gallic, as is too much vino.

 

[DeservingBitch]

I'm already somewhat of an exhibitionist, but when I get drunk, it gets out of control. I take nakkid pics of myself with my cell camera, and then send those to random people I wanna fuck.

Last time I did that, I took a pic of me in my strapon to send to a cute girl i had the hot for. But I somehow managed to send it to my ex (a boy) instead.

 

[Etoile]

I drank so much on Sunday night that I blacked out for the first time. I apparently sent drunk texts to Twitter, because when I woke up I had a reply message from a friend saying "you crack me up!" So I went to see what I had posted...here are some good ones:

Totally drunk at my in laws house before they come over. Whee! I’m soooo drunk.

(Not sure what that means.)

I am SO drunk. Like seriously. I love you all.nj okay noiw I am dru nk on the pbatheoprom. Wow.

(I think that last word was bathroom.)

 

[EmpressFi]

I had this friend who once became so inebriated that he spent most of the night telling everyone in IM's and in an online chatroom that he loved us all.. for hours... until he passed out...

of course..the scary part..wa that he knew he was too drunk, dangerously drunk and knew he was close to passing out, and was afraid he wouldnt wake up...

he doesnt drink anymore

 

[ShyVixen]

I take nakkid pics of myself with my cell camera,

Did that once. Never again. Lesson learned. It's all good fun while you are doing it, but being 'threatened' to show them to people is definitely not fun. lol

 

[minx1]

(I think that last word was bathroom.)

I love that *laugh*

 

[Homburg]

I'm already somewhat of an exhibitionist, but when I get drunk, it gets out of control. I take nakkid pics of myself with my cell camera, and then send those to random people I wanna fuck.

Last time I did that, I took a pic of me in my strapon to send to a cute girl i had the hot for. But I somehow managed to send it to my ex (a boy) instead.

...

*PM's DB with cell phone number*

 

[graceanne]

Occasionally, when k gets drunk, he'll corner me in . . . well, corners and make me lift my shirt for a picture. It's really rather obnoxious. Of course if I'm drunk I don't put up much of a fight. I'm an easy drunk. (which is why I don't drink without someone to watch me.)

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

My mother was an alcoholic, watching people behave overtly drunk in my immediate company makes me extremely uncomfortable ( we are talking skin crawling uncomfortable if they are someone I care for ). I have had to hide my fear/resentment sometimes to be socially cohesive. Having said that, it's a core reaction, not a moral stance. I drink occasionally, used to be daily to keep up with those around me, seems I coped better with 'them' if I joined in.

The main two reasons I stopped were firstly that when my son had a seizure disorder many years ago, I needed to be hyper vigilant to perform the medical interventions I was trained to do, we are talking precision life preserving techniques. Entirely sober it was easy enough shred my fingers breaking open the glass liquid diazepam ampules even before a modified vein infusion set made it anywhere near them. Huh, maybe I would have been better off drinking, saved my hands from shaking each time !

After abstaining for some while it became really obvious to me now how it impaired my eye hand co-ordination after only one glass of wine, considering that's a sign of challenged cognitive function I don't like it. On vacation I am chilled with it, still don't seem to have much of a drive to drink though. Damn shame we have some brilliant wines here, nothing competes with a Shaw & Smith, Vasse Felix or a Rosemount Show Reserve Chardonnays. See I can do that part, I like the taste. They all have a pleasant buzz and little to no nasty after effects that I have ever ascertained. I know too much for my own good sometimes I suspect.

I do have to say if I was firing off emails, phone calls etc and drunk, I would be personally mortified with myself. Coyone PLEASE note, I am not ranking/judging you or anyone else reading this post into my take on this, just speaking as to how it affects me. Clearly a very different background in how I ascertain the use of alcohol

 

[graceanne]

I used to be like that - very nervous around drinkers. Bit by bit, i've gotten more comfortable. And to tell the truth, when I'm sober (which is most of the time) I just watch and laugh. Like once I was outwith my friend, who'd had too much to drink, and we were playing pool. To give you an idea of how badly I play pool my wasted friend was wasting me. LOL She said 'you gotta get the ball in the hole -e - ole. The holiole! *shouted* THE HOLIOLIOL!'

She got cut off, and I've given her a hard time about it ever since.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I used to be like that - very nervous around drinkers. Bit by bit, i've gotten more comfortable. And to tell the truth, when I'm sober (which is most of the time) I just watch and laugh. Like once I was outwith my friend, who'd had too much to drink, and we were playing pool. To give you an idea of how badly I play pool my wasted friend was wasting me. LOL She said 'you gotta get the ball in the hole -e - ole. The holiole! *shouted* THE HOLIOLIOL!'

She got cut off, and I've given her a hard time about it ever since.

Depends on who is drinking and how that changes their demeanor. Alcohol & my mother meant something very dark, this was not a stage or a transient time frame. It remains consistent from my earliest memory right until the stage she was hospitalized just prior to the palliative care I advocated on her behalf then assisted in providing through to her eventual death.

Grace I have had some wonderful nights that included alcohol and friends. Everything from finding a friend passed out who when questioned the next morning 'how their evening was' replied he 'raged' ( Australian equivalent to having a great time). Fact remains I arrived home from work to find him passed out on the sofa at about 6pm at night, where he remained until the following morning. Became a stock joke among our friends when anyone had a seriously awful/boring night out we would say "ohh we raged" as code. Sunny styled sarcasm becomes me, it's also very Australian humor.

Then the many long nights I have spent sitting next to a dear friend who is a concert pianist as we drank and he played and we drank and he played. Nights of magic, truly total complete magic.

 

[coy_one]

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I do have to say if I was firing off emails, phone calls etc and drunk, I would be personally mortified with myself.

This is what has started happening. At first, it was rather funny and entertaining to my one friend that I would call. He is my oldest friend and I'd just blabber on and on....

I then called the new vanilla boyfriend. The first time, it was funny, we both had a good laugh. But on New Year's Eve when he asked, "So, how much have you had to drink?" I realized that this was becoming a severe problem.
Especially when I don't remember what I'm saying but am told, "Wow, that voicemail sure was racy...."

Rebecca, I know you're not judging me. Even if someone was... I really don't care. I know that this is a problem - not just the calling, but how much alcohol I do consume.

Sometimes, I feel that if I put something out there, that I feel obligated to adhere to it - by saying that I am trying to watch how many drinks I have - or only having drinks while in the company of friends that can take the phone away... it kind of helps me.