Hot, Epic romance about banging handicapped ladies dressed up as Superman

[SoaringAdonis]

It was a hot dusky evening, I was dressed in my superman cape and hanging out with a bunch of sexy retarded babes. The stupid sluts started yelling in dumb moans for me to whip out the mighty python king. So I whipped out my stallion lumber squirter and waved it around at the drooling retard-whores. This is the "Man of steel's cock of steel" I shout proudly. The retarded babes just whip off their clothes and started screaming and groaning with lust.

"You whores sure like looking at my massive boner machine." I squeal with delight.

"You big one looks like a good squirter, me put in me silly make retard lips?"

With that I took my mighty phallus and began violently fucking her magical cunt opening. Her retarded friends gather around and start hooting and snarling. I then flip her off and blast rivulets of shit all over her face. Her friends squeal with confusion, so I move on to the next retard.

This one is fatter then the other so I shove her into my crotch and start dancing fancy, and then I take my massive king dong the emperor of the world, and spray fountains of jizz all over her. She jsut lies there, rolling around and groaning. So I move onto the next whore.

The next girl looks less retarded but she immediately goes for my ding-a-ling balls, woofing like a lustful beast, looking for a massive fuck. She sucks my balls like a professional vacuum cleaning ball-sucker. And then I sodomize her with my vibrating dildo that is designed to look like a sexy chicken head. I then instruct and demand that two of the retards eat each others barf will fist fucking each other while wearing silk gloves that I forced them to wear.

This gets so hot that I become suddenly multi-orgasmic and begin spraying my creamy man wealth all over their eager retarded faces. While this happens they start humping each other desperatly and groaning. I sodomize each one for approximately five minutes while spanking their smooth mega buns. Then I cum in a massive explosion of giant sperm squirts. The retarded whores begin worshipping me like a God, and then I stick my arms into the air and run out of the room yelling;

"Superman away!".


I hope you all think my story was good, and I also hope this wonderful romantic dream encounter becomes real, I have prayed for this my whole life. Thank you kind folks!

 

[GratefulFred]

Come on dude. It's got to be the easiest writing assignment in the world to come up with a decent superman fantasy. Instead of the emphasis going on the sexual prowess of Superman, the reader will remember your infatuation of making fun of retarded people. Try writing a story with wonderwoman and hawkgirl to regain some credability and stay in the DC arena as us Marvelites have already put you on notice.

(I've pulled out my trusty billy club)

 

[mjl2010]

No wanking on the boards Freddy. Most of the keyboards are sticky enough already.

MJL

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

It could be written, I suppose. But (a) who would read it and (b) who is willing to destroy their reputation by writing it?

 

[GratefulFred]

No wanking on the boards Freddy. Most of the keyboards are sticky enough already.

MJL

Besides my ever tender romantic story "Always Shower First" (sniff...sniff) there has yet to be a wanker story worthy of my keyboard getting ruined over.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Come on dude. It's got to be the easiest writing assignment in the world to come up with a decent superman fantasy. Instead of the emphasis going on the sexual prowess of Superman, the reader will remember your infatuation of making fun of retarded people. Try writing a story with Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl to regain some credibility and stay in the DC arena as us Marvelites have already put you on notice.

(I've pulled out my trusty Billy club)

I think the best erotic story for comic books would be in The Marvel Universe rather than The DC World.

Fantastic Four is a story within itself, as Sue Richards has an affair with her brother and doesn't even get caught.
Reed has a thing with Toni Stork (owner of the Baxter Building and an Avenger).
The blind Felicia Harding (or is it Masters) has an increased sex drive, but poor Ben Grim doesn't have a penis long enough to satisfy his girlfriend (he has a kind of stump with pinhole, as the shaft is under his rocky body), so many other perverted fetishes are introduced.

After Medusa (The woman with the living hair) joined The Morlocks (not official member), Johnny had a thing with her, even if everyone else didn't trust her.
She died, but suppose she was resurrected somehow (as a hero)?

 

[GratefulFred]

I think the best erotic story for comic books would be in The Marvel Universe rather than The DC World.

Fantastic Four is a story within itself, as Sue Richards has an affair with her brother and doesn't even get caught.
Reed has a thing with Toni Stork (owner of the Baxter Building and an Avenger).
The blind Felicia Harding (or is it Masters) has an increased sex drive, but poor Ben Grim doesn't have a penis long enough to satisfy his girlfriend (he has a kind of stump with pinhole, as the shaft is under his rocky body), so many other perverted fetishes are introduced.

After Medusa (The woman with the living hair) joined The Morlocks (not official member), Johnny had a thing with her, even if everyone else didn't trust her.
She died, but suppose she was resurrected somehow (as a hero)?

DC blows! Marvel Rules!

 

[Fantasies_only]

DC blows! Marvel Rules!

Amen to that, although there is a crossover with JLA (Justice League of America) which a teenage Scarlet Witch joined.
Diana Prince was born without siblings, so Wanda was like a little sister to her.