No creepy pervert gawks at MY mom!

[galaxygoddess]

Today we went to Walmart for mom to drop off some prescriptions (long story). And they tell us, this will be ready in 15 minutes, we close in 20, if you can just wait, you can go ahead and get them tonight. So we say ok and wander around the store.

Well, we wander around and we wind up in electronics. Well, there's this creepy guy lurking at the end of isles. Well, they call our name over speaker. So we start walkign towards the pharmacy. As we walk down the isle, the creepy guy was gawking my mom down, clearly staring in a bad place. We get right beside the guy and mom yells in his face(very loudly I might add) "Stop staring at my OOCH as I walk!" And we proceed on.

The man looks like mom just shot him in the face. I exploded in laughter. I'm sure the entire store heard me. I was cackling.

No creepy prevert intimidates MY mom!

XD

 

[rgraham666]

Good for your mom.

 

[Oblimo]

...this is the sorta story that typically ends in an ironic embarrassment, ain't it? Like getting out to the parking lot and realizing her zipper was down and her Smurfette underoos were showing.

 

[emap]

Oh who cares, this is priceless.

Should be one of those Visa commercials.

Skirt: $25

Underwear: $15

Seeing a man drop his jaw to the floor because you yelled at him for gawking: Priceless.

 

[TE999]

Some people have no couth.

And in Wally World of all places.

Musta got lost on his way to the Adult Video store.

Good on your Mom!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm adding "OOCH!" to my list of pussy synonyms.

 

[TE999]

I'm adding "OOCH!" to my list of pussy synonyms.

I think GG forgot to type a 'c' in front of 'ooch'. Or maybe not.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Go Mom!

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think GG forgot to type a 'c' in front of 'ooch'. Or maybe not.

On a side note-- did you know that the word "cooch" or "cooze" come from the same root as "cunt"-- only the other way around the globe?

 

[TE999]

On a side note-- did you know that the word "cooch" or "cooze" come from the same root as "cunt"-- only the other way around the globe?

I didn't know that--sounds Germanic in origin--or maybe Greek?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I didn't know that--sounds Germanic in origin--or maybe Greek?

I think "cunt" is Anglo-Saxon. It was or is one of the seven forbidden four letter words. Some of them aren't all that forbidden anymore, and are even heard on primetime TV.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I didn't know that--sounds Germanic in origin--or maybe Greek?

Sanskrit. Proto-Indo-European, actually; The root word is "cu" which includes the cognates "cow," "skew" in the sense of "to conceal", "fecund" "focus" (from "focuo", the ring of stones around the central fire which was too sacred to be named at all)

The word went into western Europe through the Macedonian "Guda" to become the saxon-Germanic "cunt" and travelled to other direction the Hebrew ‘cus’; the Arabic ‘cush’, and the African slaves brought it to America as Cooch"...
More here

It's not a "dirty" word in the usual sense, it's a taboo word-- one of the few we have left.

 

[human_male]

I should watch myself when I'm out milf spotting. I tend to say it outloud when I see one. I must be careful they're not actually in ear shot when I do.

 

[starrkers]

Go Mum!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Sanskrit. Proto-Indo-European, actually; The root word is "cu" which includes the cognates "cow," "skew" in the sense of "to conceal", "fecund" "focus" (from "focuo", the ring of stones around the central fire which was too sacred to be named at all)

The word went into western Europe through the Macedonian "Guda" to become the saxon-Germanic "cunt" and travelled to other direction the Hebrew ‘cus’; the Arabic ‘cush’, and the African slaves brought it to America as Cooch"...
More here

It's not a "dirty" word in the usual sense, it's a taboo word-- one of the few we have left.

I think there are only three, besides ethnic or racial slurs. Of course, none of those three are taboo to us. They would be "cunt", "fuck" and "shit". "Piss" and "fart" are commonly heard on TV and "arse" has become "ass" which doesn't even rate any kind of advisory any more.

 

[JustaJerk]

I didn't know that--sounds Germanic in origin--or maybe Greek?

Can't be Greek. Wrong hole.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I should watch myself when I'm out milf spotting. I tend to say it outloud when I see one. I must be careful they're not actually in ear shot when I do.

yeah, you don't want your eardrums blown out!

 

[galaxygoddess]

I think GG forgot to type a 'c' in front of 'ooch'. Or maybe not.

Nope that's mom's word for it. lol

And we checked. mom had nothing out of place, not even a food stain. Just some leering pervert.

 

[jomar]

A discussion on the origins of 'cooch.' Gotta love Lit.



And way to go Mom!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hey, I want to thank your mom...I got banned from the Wally World for that! Thanks a lot!

I now have to go to the one down the street to gawk at OOCH!

And here I thought this was a free country and I could look at anything I wanted in public places. Even in Wally World there is no expectation of privacy. I called my lawyer to file suite against that Wally World for violating my constitutional rights to gawk at good looking women!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, I want to thank your mom...I got banned from the Wally World for that! Thanks a lot!

I now have to go to the one down the street to gawk at OOCH!

And here I thought this was a free country and I could look at anything I wanted in public places. Even in Wally World there is no expectation of privacy. I called my lawyer to file suite against that Wally World for violating my constitutional rights to gawk at good looking women!

Your avatar needs a shave.

 

[galaxygoddess]

Hey, I want to thank your mom...I got banned from the Wally World for that! Thanks a lot!

I now have to go to the one down the street to gawk at OOCH!

And here I thought this was a free country and I could look at anything I wanted in public places. Even in Wally World there is no expectation of privacy. I called my lawyer to file suite against that Wally World for violating my constitutional rights to gawk at good looking women!

MOm says as long you're good lookin' you can gawk all you want to!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

MOm says as long you're good lookin' you can gawk all you want to!

I don't know about the good lookin' part, you'd have to ask someone here who has gazed upon my angelic features.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Your avatar needs a shave.

Thank you...as soon as I put on enough weight to be able to stand up I'll get right on it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I have to wonder about the title of this thread. What is perverted about looking at attractive women, MILF's or not? Gawking may be impolite, but it's not a perversion.