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Thats why I always make Crumbles instead.
Easier to toss the crumble on top since my pie crust always ends up that way, may as well just start it that way! lol
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Easier to toss the crumble on top since my pie crust always ends up that way, may as well just start it that way! lol
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Have you bought a pie lately?
Chantilyvamp
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*giggles* or at least by a pre-done pie shell. Yeah I cheat as well, much better at cakes and cookies and breads.
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I can't bake to save my life.
So I depend on my sister. Who's a trained baker. http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif
So I depend on my sister. Who's a trained baker. http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif
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Pastry i not my friend. My husband decided he liked the look of a recipe th other night for mince pies so he did the pastry from scratch and I got a tate and my goodness! My husband does GREAT pastry. He'll be doing mince pies every year at christmas now 
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oh this is just bullshit........I know Sher's been off making these....
http://www.geocities.com/GinnysGingerbreadHouse/gifs/2ndplace.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/GinnysGingerbreadHouse/gifs/2ndplace.jpg
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When my sister was training, one of her professors had a hobby.
He'd take photographs of local churches and then recreates them in gingerbread. Icing for cement, candy for stained glass. Very nice work.
One day, he's got the gingerbread, icing etc, all ready. He goes to get a beer, comes back and gets into it. Builds the whole thing in one go.
He then looks around for his beer, can't find it. Uh oh, he thinks. And checks inside his church.
Sure enough, the bottle is inside it.
He'd take photographs of local churches and then recreates them in gingerbread. Icing for cement, candy for stained glass. Very nice work.
One day, he's got the gingerbread, icing etc, all ready. He goes to get a beer, comes back and gets into it. Builds the whole thing in one go.
He then looks around for his beer, can't find it. Uh oh, he thinks. And checks inside his church.
Sure enough, the bottle is inside it.
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When my sister was training, one of her professors had a hobby.
He'd take photographs of local churches and then recreates them in gingerbread. Icing for cement, candy for stained glass. Very nice work.
One day, he's got the gingerbread, icing etc, all ready. He goes to get a beer, comes back and gets into it. Builds the whole thing in one go.
He then looks around for his beer, can't find it. Uh oh, he thinks. And checks inside his church.
Sure enough, the bottle is inside it.
Fabulous!
Lisa Denton
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When my sister was training, one of her professors had a hobby.
He'd take photographs of local churches and then recreates them in gingerbread. Icing for cement, candy for stained glass. Very nice work.
One day, he's got the gingerbread, icing etc, all ready. He goes to get a beer, comes back and gets into it. Builds the whole thing in one go.
He then looks around for his beer, can't find it. Uh oh, he thinks. And checks inside his church.
Sure enough, the bottle is inside it.
You shouldn't have beer in church ............................................
I was poisoned last night, this bitch tried to kill me. I wanted something homade, the box said Homade Pasta with Marinara Sauce or however the fuck you spell it. So I made it up, there was two cans of marinara sauce stuff in the box with pasta and a cheese pouch to squeeze on top.
It smelled delicious when it was cooking, italian spices wafting through the house. It looked delicious when I took it out of the oven, I let it cool as per directions. I made a big plate and sprickled on a lil grated parmesan cheese while my mouth watered. I took a bite and it was yucky, I took another bite because I had just spent all this time making a delicious homade meal from scratch, I gagged and almost barfed. It smelled and looked delicious but it tasted like Spagettios with Pace Picante Sauce poured on top.
I let it cool the rest of the way and put it in my doggies bowl, Scooter smelled it and licked it, then he gave me the strangest look. I told Scooter "here, I made you homade pasta with marinara sauce from scratch" and I pushed the bowl towards him, he growled at me.
Watch out for a evil bitch who will try to poison you, her name is Betty Crocker.
When I have a holiday meal I never bake pies or get them at the bakery. I get the holiday meal from the bakery, they make delicious entire holiday meals. I throw away all the packaging, dump a bunch of cooking stuff in the sink and sprinkle flour all over the kitchen, and one smear of flour strategically placed on my forehead above the right eye.
Having told everbody I would cook the entire meal and don't need any side dishes, and especially not barfy 3 bean casserole crap, so I tell them to bring desserts, pies and cookies.
The bakery makes great meals, everything is good, I urge everbody to have seconds of this and that, it ok, its a holiday. Then they are all to full to eat desserts. Sometimes I will even make people a paper plate to take home with them with a piece of pie and a couple cookies on it (as I count how many I am stashin in my frigerator for me). Often I will have enough pies and cookies to last a week.
Its the easiest way I know to make delicious pies.
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shereads
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That's not a pie, you idiot. That's a casserole or something.
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I thought it was a decaying jungle compound?
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My house is mostly made of spackling compound and wood glue, not gingerbread.
