The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[@}-}rebecca----]

*tries to stop giggling* I can Top, I can!

: looks at watch :

What took you soooooooo long, like a whole 2 mins to reply : sighs :

You suck at it : chuckles :














SUCK <<<<<

 

[intothewoods]

: looks at watch :

What took you soooooooo long, like a whole 2 mins to reply : sighs :

You suck at it : chuckles :














SUCK <<<<<

Don't raise your font to me, young lady!

 

[intothewoods]

I Said Good Night Sir!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Don't raise your font to me, young lady!

ohhh sorry I nearly missed this post, I was filing my nails.

They look guud

 

[HottieMama]

i need to get my nails done.

 

[Homburg]

It was like a stream of consciousness thing. I was sitting at the computer - and mister man was on the couch, and I was on lit. And I said, oh yeah, remembered the thread and thought, I need to be paddled. And then I sat on his lap and punched him a few times (not hard), but then he was tired and was slightly annoyed that I was demanding a paddling. So he gave me a choice - get off his lap, or go upstairs and get it hard enough to make me cry. I chose the former. But five minutes later I got -fyi - I'm going to take a shower and then I'm going to fuck you. And then I said -whahuhwat? I thought you were tired? Geez, life of a slave girl. Grumble grumble, marched myself upsairs and the rest is herstory.

So you were there somewhere. Ok, I'm really going to sleep now.

ETA: I am a woman, btw - I have about eighteen billion thoughts a second. Just sayin'.

This post, in it's stream of consciousness glory, made up for some of the serious teeth-grinding aggravation I've felt in the past couple of hours.

Thank you.

 

[graceanne]

Woo hoo! I've broke my writers block! Just a short story, but a story nonetheless!

If anyone's interested, it's in my blog. The link to my blog is in my sig line.

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

I just ate melted chocolate chips. Can you say PMS?

 

[minx1]

I need to do more investigation into this. In the past, when I've looked into donating food or clothes, I have often been told that money is preferred. But I really don't have a lot of extra dough to spare. I'll look again though. Especially this year - it should be very quiet for me.

I've also been meaning to try and volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. Ok, I'm committing in the blurt thread - I'm going to do it.

ETA: well, gee, that was easy! I have some extra canned food too. Easy peasy.

cool. Good on ya itw

If you are still looking for a distraction you could post on my enema thread.

You've had one right......I mean everyone round here's had one right?

Yet noones posted yet



....perhaps they think its just a crap idea.......i know, I know

 

[intothewoods]

cool. Good on ya itw

If you are still looking for a distraction you could post on my enema thread.

You've had one right......I mean everyone round here's had one right?

Yet noones posted yet



....perhaps they think its just a crap idea.......i know, I know

Dude, I am afraid of your enema thread. What is ATM - ass to mouth? Wahhh.

I had a virgin ass until last week, and there was only minor exploration, actually. I have to admit, I am freaked out about the cleanliness. Like I'm thinking - oh my god - what IS going on down there? But it was fine. And then Mister Man took a shower. I think I mentioned enemas later and he said, whathuh? No.

I mean, if you shower thoroughly...um...I dunno. You know I thought ass play would be more fun, but the whole discussion just makes me wrinkle my nose. Right now, I am wrinkling my nose, for example.

 

[intothewoods]

i need to get my nails done.

Moi aussi.

 

[intothewoods]

This post, in it's stream of consciousness glory, made up for some of the serious teeth-grinding aggravation I've felt in the past couple of hours.

Thank you.

But I wasn't the cause of your aggravation, right, Hommy?

 

[intothewoods]

ohhh sorry I nearly missed this post, I was filing my nails.

They look guud

Well, um, hmmph...I got nothing. Frankly the Top-brat COUGH COUGH was thankfully handled appropriately last night and she has gone into hiding.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Dude, I am afraid of your enema thread. What is ATM - ass to mouth? Wahhh.

That just made me recall this quote from Clerks II:

Becky: [to Dante] Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal Graves: [chuckling] Heh. I knew it.

 

[HottieMama]

i'm so tired...

and my nails still need to get done.

 

[the_pet]

to find
to lose
to choose

 

[sureibu]

waiting... patiently

 

[Etoile]

*sighs*

I went back to work today. No Lit allowed at work, of course. So I have to save up all the thread bump e-mails and then go back and look at them all at night. I hate that, I like using my own computer where I can just go read as soon as I get the e-mail.

Oh, and they even blocked Facebook. Dammit! They blocked MySpace a while ago but apparently they wised up and blocked Facebook. And every game-playing site I could think of, too. Thank goodness I set up my own proxy on my website, because they've blocked all the popular proxies, too!

 

[myinnerslut]

anticipation is evil

 

[Etoile]

anticipation is evil

I see you shiver with antici...






SAY IT!!!!!





-pation.

 

[Etoile]

BTW, Tila Tequila is a dumb girl. She would have been SO much better off with ______.

 

[Essene]

That was a very entertaining yet trashy show.

 

[Etoile]

I know. I know.

One of my friends immediately started a Facebook group called "fuck you _____" before the show was even over! Did you catch the Hangover after? I could have kicked ____ in the genitals for that.

It is comforting that 72% of people on the MTV website think their relationship won't last, though.

 

[reignophelia]

Damn.

 

[Essene]

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