Other names for 'thingies'

[graceanne]

So, me and snowy are IMing again. I know, what a shock. And she called a guys penis a 'thingie'. I was giving her a hard time and she came up with some funny other 'things' to call 'it'.

Manly Muscle

A Happy

A Penicular Endowment


What do you call it?

 

[HB1965]

Penis

Cock

Dick

Manhood

That thing

And whatever name the guy calls it

 

[graceanne]

Penis

Cock

Dick

Manhood

That thing

And whatever name the guy calls it

Don't you ever call it 'soooooo cute!'? Or do you value your life more than that.

 

[snowy ciara]

Okay, true story...

I have a friend for whom English is her fourth or fifth language. She had come across a reference in a bodice ripper type of romance novel to "his rippling manly thews". She wasn't real sure what they meant, but was pretty sure that it was muscles, in general. So she looked it up, and it does indeed, mean "muscles." However, in its archaic form, it means the penicular endowment, or manly muscle... She posted this on another bbs that many of us frequented, and we had a great deal of fun with it. But the best part was when my friend said something to the effect of "if I get my Lover into bed and he has 'many' thews as opposed to the one most guys have, we are having some SERIOUS re-negotiations because I just don't know where I am going to put the rest of them!"

I just about died laughing. Her sweetie was a regular on that site too, and was a terribly good sport as speculation and jokes about his many manly thews ran amok and became a running gag.

So anyway, it's a "thew" too.

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

Do you know why men name their thingies?

Anything that makes 99% of all decisions, should have a name!

 

[HB1965]

Don't you ever call it 'soooooo cute!'? Or do you value your life more than that.

The guys that I've been have average size dicks. That never came to mind

 

[snowy ciara]

*snerks* at IYM. Forgive me for asking please, but now I have to ask. Did you name yours and what do you call it?

Gracie, if we keep posting these "so Grace and I were IMing" threads, they're gonna take away our yahoo because of the stuff we come up with! Especially since they only get the tamer stuff!

 

[graceanne]

The guys that I've been have average size dicks. That never came to mind

Yeah, so does K. I still say it sometimes just to be a brat.

 

[graceanne]

*snerks* at IYM. Forgive me for asking please, but now I have to ask. Did you name yours and what do you call it?

Gracie, if we keep posting these "so Grace and I were IMing" threads, they're gonna take away our yahoo because of the stuff we come up with! Especially since they only get the tamer stuff!

Either that or they're gonna start spying on our conversations. LOL

 

[Netzach]

I am a humiliation top.

Are you sure you really want to know?



limpie
stupid
mr. softie
zero
silly sausage
thumbelina
pinky
dinky
shrimpy
useless
wank stick
wilted worm

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

*snerks* at IYM. Forgive me for asking please, but now I have to ask. Did you name yours and what do you call it?

Gracie, if we keep posting these "so Grace and I were IMing" threads, they're gonna take away our yahoo because of the stuff we come up with! Especially since they only get the tamer stuff!

To be honest, I never did give "it' a name, but it also does not make many decisions, it may point in certain directions, but then my brain takes over.

 

[snowy ciara]

I am a humiliation top.

Are you sure you really want to know?



limpie
stupid
mr. softie
zero
silly sausage
thumbelina
pinky
dinky
shrimpy
useless
wank stick
wilted worm

have you ever drawn a smiley face or something on it?

 

[graceanne]

I am a humiliation top.

Are you sure you really want to know?




thumbelina

You're trying to get me in trouble aren't you? I don't know if I'll be able to resist calling it that at some point.

 

[Netzach]

have you ever drawn a smiley face or something on it?

Yes.

And written some of the charming nicknames I am fond of on it.

 

[Netzach]

You're trying to get me in trouble aren't you? I don't know if I'll be able to resist calling it that at some point.

That and mr. softie are my personal favorites.

 

[graceanne]

That and mr. softie are my personal favorites.

That was the other one that got me giggling. but I just know that tinkerbelle is gonna get me introuble. That's evenbetter than 'it's so cute!'.

 

[snowy ciara]

That and mr. softie are my personal favorites.

What about Tiny Tim? or peanut? When I first read "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card, I didn't realize that "pinprick" was a derogatory word for cock. I thought they were insulting the kid's stature, not his thingie's.

 

[DeservingBitch]

That's the trouble with playing in your second language, especially when you've learned said second language in academia: my vocabulary for that thingy is not that elaborate. Thanks Netzach for the extensive list - i'm taking notes.

My fav is in french: quequette [pronounced kekett]. It just sounds so derogatory and humiliating, I love it!

 

[graceanne]

That's the trouble with playing in your second language, especially when you've learned said second language in academia: my vocabulary for that thingy is not that elaborate. Thanks Netzach for the extensive list - i'm taking notes.

My fav is in french: quequette [pronounced kekett]. It just sounds so derogatory and humiliating, I love it!

What's it mean?

 

[DeservingBitch]

All of the above.

 

[graceanne]

All of the above.

lol..

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Mr Happy
Salami
Sausage
Boner
Hog
Handful
One Eye
Skin Boat
Fuck Stick
Crawly King Snake
Woodie
Stiffie
and my personal favorite
Oh My God...not with that you're not!

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

He has an official name of course which I won't share.

When he starts saying these it's to gross me out. For some reason..I can't handle it. He on the other hand starts laughing and thinks it's great...which is the whole reason he does it I think.

purple headed yogurt slinger
russle the one-eyed muscle

Okay that is enough for now. Just two (there are more but it's all I can remember) but yeah...can't handle it. The whole name thing..is just weird to me. Maybe they have to name it because they spend so much time on it...better to have made introductions and all of that. *shrug*

Netzach...yikes! I think you have met your calling.

 

[h_i_s]

*snerks* at IYM. Forgive me for asking please, but now I have to ask. Did you name yours and what do you call it?

Gracie, if we keep posting these "so Grace and I were IMing" threads, they're gonna take away our yahoo because of the stuff we come up with! Especially since they only get the tamer stuff!

I've only ever heard IYM refer to His cock as a cock .... and I am greatful for this fact. I'm into a lot of things that many could view as nasty and ewwy and humiliation is a turn on (when He is the source directing it toward me) just NOT toward Him or His cock.

I'd be a little less into His cock if it were named something which might seem goofy or gross to me. That's just the way I'm wired I guess. I'd have to drum up a hell of a lot of effort trying to love a 'purple headed puker' or 'pussy probing pumpernickel' etc ect ..

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

You know there are so many different kinds of laughter. I have a acquaintance who refers to her husband as 'short cork' ( so refers to him the man as the nickname she gave his cock ), never impeded by the small fact he may be in the same room and hearing range. I doubt I'd be any more comfortable whether he was there or not though to be honest.

I swear the very first time she did so in front of me I burst in laughter. It was the kind of laughter that's a total recoil in shock, like omg tell me she just didn't 'go there'.

Gets kind of glaring the potential difference in dynamics in non D/s households when terminology is used to candidly to disrespect . I asked her later, she was non plussed, "it's the truth".