I will date you

[Spaceboy]

Yeah yeah
You can have a good cry on the damned raft.

You didn't say it was a damned raft.
I'll still come, but I'm bringing Jesus.

 

[trvllady]

If you'd like.
Tell who you'd like and i'll see what I can do.

I was just curious, I'm fine either way.

I like them quite warm.

 

[iceburg1]

This is sad.

yeah...usually i like to stretch it way way beyond the funny side...then when it's all stretched out, fold it up and put it away..

 

[morewickedfun]

I was just curious, I'm fine either way.

I like them quite warm.

People?

 

[morewickedfun]

yeah...usually i like to stretch it way way beyond the funny side...then when it's all stretched out, fold it up and put it away..

erm
I think im embarrassed enough for the both of us.
I'll pretend you've already folded it.

 

[morewickedfun]

You didn't say it was a damned raft.
I'll still come, but I'm bringing Jesus.

No way
Last time he totally fucked up the date. He kept trying to make me drink his "wine"

 

[trvllady]

People?

Hot tubs and people.

 

[pleasantville]

What would you do with an older wiser man?

 

[iceburg1]

erm
I think im embarrassed enough for the both of us.
I'll pretend you've already folded it.

no way...you really have to go in hardcore !! jiskefet !!

go for that long and that hard that even your most hardcore fans say: he/she is past it and then come back with a vengeance !! If you can !

 

[iceburg1]

What would you do with an older wiser man?

crucify him ? isn't that what easter is about ?

 

[morewickedfun]

What would you do with an older wiser man?

You and I are going to get a massage and a facial and a body wax. I'll throw in pedicure and manicure. Afterwards we are going strolling on the nude beach.

 

[morewickedfun]

crucify him ? isn't that what easter is about ?

He is really old.
Pretty much dead. What's the point really?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Ok! ~Nods~ No Problem

 

[Camilleon]

This has got to be the best thread I've ever read. (Nice rhyme, huh?)

Morewickedfun, you are hilarious!

Camilleon

 

[morewickedfun]

Ok! ~Nods~ No Problem

Burlesque
You and I. One night only. Then we are going shopping for magnificent outfits.
Once we are properly equipped we are going to the legion.

 

[Vikingstone]

*adjusts cup*

OK...where are we off to, Honeychunks?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Burlesque
You and I. One night only. Then we are going shopping for magnificent outfits.
Once we are properly equipped we are going to the legion.

MMMM $3 Beer And Old Dudes Asking Me To Dance All Night! I Love The Legion!

 

[morewickedfun]

This has got to be the best thread I've ever read. (Nice rhyme, huh?)

Morewickedfun, you are hilarious!

Camilleon

Thank you.
A poet you may be. We shall see.

me too!
you and i are going to a haunted house. Not only are we going in alone but also naked. Nothing is better than roaming a dark, haunted house naked. Then if you pee yourself no clean up.

 

[morewickedfun]

MMMM $3 Beer And Old Dudes Asking Me To Dance All Night! I Love The Legion!

Don't knock it.
Old men need love too.
Ask Killswitch.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Don't knock it.
Old men need love too.
Ask Killswitch.

Nevermind Beautiful!

I Am Being Serious...I LOVE The Legion:caning:

 

[Vikingstone]

MMMM $3 Beer And Old Dudes Asking Me To Dance All Night! I Love The Legion!

I trust you can polka.

 

[morewickedfun]

*adjusts cup*

OK...where are we off to, Honeychunks?

Couples therapy.
I know, don't roll your eyes. The place im thinking of gives out weapons and a padded room.
We can yell and hit each other and stuff. Then I am going to take you to mc.donalds and we'll have a happy meal. Then the best part, we get to play in the balls.
I love balls.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I trust you can polka.

Sure!

~TAckle~

 

[pleasantville]

You and I are going to get a massage and a facial and a body wax. I'll throw in pedicure and manicure. Afterwards we are going strolling on the nude beach.

A body wax? I have years of growth! If we do the nude beach I might need a walker.

 

[morewickedfun]

A body wax? I have years of growth! If we do the nude beach I might need a walker.

I don't want to hear any bitching. We are going to have a fucking good time.