Roll call of people under 40 years old [to be pedantic] here

[kreemi_pi]

Hey! You can now fuck the number of us without angering the Literotica Gods!

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It kinda looks like one and eight are getting it on, right?

It kind of looks like a guy who doesn't quite get the concept of tittyfucking

 

[KittyOfSteele]

It kind of looks like a guy who doesn't quite get the concept of tittyfucking

I wonder what's the theory going in his head.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

It kind of looks like a guy who doesn't quite get the concept of tittyfucking

I wonder what's the theory going in his head.

Rub it across the nips. It's totally valid!

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Greatest mistake in Trek history.

I thought Star Trek Discovery (known as STD to its non-fans) was the biggest mistake in Trek history.

 

[HyunnaPark]

I had a sexual awakening to the video for What's My Age Again.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I had a sexual awakening to the video for What's My Age Again.

Rubber glove fetish?

 

[CalBishForNow]

I'm not under 40, but I feel like I'm close enough to comment here. My strategy for maintaining a youthful attitude and appearance is marrying an older woman, maintaining geeky hobbies, a variety of low-impact exercise, and lots of erotica.

And if anyone is going to be hung up about how close is "close enough", I'll follow the guidance about PII and say I'm under 45.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm 36. You can't tell me what to do. (Also, hello.)

Hey, hun! Lovely to see you

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think - and I may have lost count :

 

[StillStunned]

What happens when the counter reaches 40? Do people on the list get randomly removed to make room for new ones?

 

[asxymann68]

Not

 

[EmilyMiller]

What happens when the counter reaches 40? Do people on the list get randomly removed to make room for new ones?

Yeah - they have to step into a disintegration cubicle for processing.

 

[StillStunned]

Yeah - they have to step into a disintegration cubicle for processing.

I hope it's run by the Ministry of Alteration.

Lister: "Remind me again, what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?"
Agent: "We change people, Voter Colonel."
Lister: "Change them in what way?"
Agent: "We change them from living people into dead people."
- Red Dwarf, "Back to Reality"

 

[EmilyMiller]

I hope it's run by the Ministry of Alteration.

Lister: "Remind me again, what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?"
Agent: "We change people, Voter Colonel."
Lister: "Change them in what way?"
Agent: "We change them from living people into dead people."
- Red Dwarf, "Back to Reality"

I’ve seen a bit of RD, but I’m not a true afficianado.

 

[Mike198042]

🖐 hello!

Is it too early to have a midlife crisis?

Never too early, I am all ears if you need to talk.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I've described scrotums once or twice in my stories... I think I used an octopus metaphor

Tenticle dick?

 

[RO33RT]

I did an under 30 thread a few years back, but tempus fugit.

Please don’t post your actual age from a PII perspective.

#1

Okay. Okay, I'll bite

You should chat more with @Djmac1031

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Yeah - they have to step into a disintegration cubicle for processing.

Carrousel.

IYKYK

 

[FrancesScott]

As I’ve identified as a millennial here before, it’s not providing much more information to state that I’m under forty.